Most Insufferable Reddit-tier language?

[anustart76]

"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" - I don't know if it's a reference, but I detest this phrase.

It's a reference to "reddit gold" which was a way of paying reddit to highlight a post/comment. It gave the recipient some kind of benefits temporarily. I don't know if it's still a thing.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Those pretentious smug retards who try to talk down to people more intelligent than they are and always end with "Sad".

 

[Flatline]

I don't know if it's still a thing.

It's now called Reddit Premium.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Admittedly, some of the self-censoring workarounds that people use on Jewtube or Zuckerbook can be pretty funny, elf-delete, un-alive, etc. Creative ways to piss off and bypass the (((algorithms))) will never not be based, IMO. What I can't fucking stand, is people who use these terms un-ironically, as if pReddit tranny-jannies will give them IRL downvotes if they say naughty words in person. I understand social decorum and there's a time and place for everything. But if you're the type to get "TrIgGeReD" or worry what someone else might think over simple common words like gun, suicide, drugs, etc, then that says more about you than anything else.

Another annoying thing is the people who use every fly-by-night pop culture trendy saying or reference, and expect the general population to get their references. The "Rick and Morty" types. Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't know about some obscure McDonald's sauce from the 90's that was a limited release in like 17 restaurants, so my utmost of apologies if I don't get excited about the re-release of some meme sauce due to the reference in a faggot cartoon show. I guess I'm just not "InTeLlEcTuAl" enough to understand the significance...

 

[huesofmercury]

I don't think its just limited to reddit in general, but the fucking term let people live who hurt you its not hurting anyone when people are doing either socially inapropiate behavior or behave like spergs online and dismiss it as "silly uwu" shit are just the most fucking insufferable people online.

 

[Throng of Titans]

People who smash random letters on their keyboard in an attempt to look "cute".

Remember, that pink pfp going "ghdlgebiuagamvbakv" is probably fat troon behind the screen.

 

[Attempt Turd]

Those pretentious smug retards who try to talk down to people more intelligent than they are and always end with "Sad".

Isn't that a Trumpism?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Isn't that a Trumpism?

Not by itself, you also have to include "many such cases" with an exclamation point.

 

[Spectre Saren]

Whenever they introduce themselves with some quality pertinent to a topic. Let's say there's a cool video about some bigass explotion or something. And some fag comments: "Chemical Engineer here" only to spout shit that's flat-out wrong lmao.

Many such cases. "Game designer here" and their "game" is some indie platformer that's 0.00001% done and has a gofundme/kickstarter.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Whenever they introduce themselves with some quality pertinent to a topic. Let's say there's a cool video about some bigass explotion or something. And some fag comments: "Chemical Engineer here" only to spout shit that's flat-out wrong lmao.

Many such cases. "Game designer here" and their "game" is some indie platformer that's 0.00001% done and has a gofundme/kickstarter.

The "as a" crowd gets to me. Maybe there's a time and place for it but I'm exhausted of seeing a sentence start with that in comment sections.

"AS A FAGGOT, I CAN TELL YOU SUCKING DICK REALLY STRENGTHENS THE JAW MUSCLES!"

People who smash random letters on their keyboard in an attempt to look "cute".

Remember, that pink pfp going "ghdlgebiuagamvbakv" is probably fat troon behind the screen.

And when they're done acting flabbergasted with their random string of letters, they slowly have to move their fat ham arm to move the mouse over the "post" button.

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

I wonder if there's any way to divide between the unholy trinity of social media mangling English: Reddit, Tumblr and Xitter.

I'd put the heckin pupper stuff under Reddit original, folks. I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK over anything that causes the slightest bit of emotion (positive or negative) seems more Tumblresque, while the nonsensical """straight fire""" one-liners have to be Xitter's fault.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

“Here king/queen you dropped this “

This is only acceptable when it's a hat with a propeller on it.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

heckin

I forgot about "heckin'."

If a word was a group of people I'd embrace heckin's extermination.

I'd add "y'all" but less for whoever saying it and more for the retarded discourse of mouth breathers who derail threads to act like black women when they see white people with dreads as if their culture is appropriated.

 

[Neodanthril]

i hate the phrase love language because it gamifies the beautiful and romantic and makes it selfish. instead of giving your loved one sweet embrace just because you love them, you are now indulging in your own love language of touch and you get plus one happy points for the day :^)
i hate "theres a lot to unpack here" because it just means the author is a homosexual and they don't like what you said and they are about to shit out a word diarrhea salad all over the place.

 

[nickcarkiller]

this is tangentially related but, zoomer/brainrot language of, - is crazy, or bro xyz , my guess is to why its so prevalent is because goyslop drama youtubers use it for their titles, "the poopfart situation is crazy"

 

[Lowlife Adventures]

Ass-kissing comments that don't contribute anything.
Ex. "Ding ding!"

It's also annoying to see long comments full of platitudes that preach to the choir and some easily impressed idiot says some variation of "Well said. This was very enlightening" As if he or she somehow missed the hundred other times people said the same thing.

Similarly, people who comment long, obtuse, meandering quotes by some who-gives-a-shit intellectual (often Marx) when they could have just summed up the main idea in a few sentences. You can also expect the replies to be "WOW so well said I wish I could write that well"

 

[Flatline]

Found a new one: "hey so this is actually insane."

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

also the use of the term 'folks

If you spell it with a V in the beginning in and no x at the end it's kinda based.