Most Insufferable Reddit-tier language?

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can't edit my post anymore, so:
"I like your funny words magic man", it's a quote from some cartoon and they use it any fucking time there is anything remotely complex or they don't understand a comment, usually in technical comments following a solution.
For example, say someone has an issue with a printer and there's some poor sap helping in but maybe tries to also teach how that shit works and why it may have not worked in this case? That's when they use it.
Although I have seen it used as a reply for a guide. How fucking dense must you be to not realize it may been taken as an insult or just as a "Hey, you can't explain for shit."

"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" - I don't know if it's a reference, but I detest this phrase. "Thankfully it's now used "ironically", but it's still stupid.
 
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Koi Fish said:
can't edit my post anymore, so:
"I like your funny words magic man", it's a quote from some cartoon and they use it any fucking time there is anything remotely complex or they don't understand a comment, usually in technical comments following a solution. i.e.: "Sudo apt update" and then the whole explanation of what APT is and so on and so forth.
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It’s worse than that, because it’s a quote from Clone High, a show that got unceremoniously shitcanned because they pissed off the pajeets, and only got renewed recently (minus said pajeet-offense) because clips of it got astroturfed on YouTube.
 
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Flatline said:
"Kino," "Fire," and "Slaps" always rang "millennial" to me. Rarely hear Zoomers say them.
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Born 1989

If I didn't hear it in high school/college between 2004-2012, it's zoomer shit. Maybe early zoomer shit, but still zoomer shit.

I never fucking heard any of that shit pop up until like 2014-2016. Granted, I'll tell you that I've heard millennials say it, but they've all been either hipsters or just faggots trying desperately to not be "old".

And if anyone comes in here with that "inbetweener" shit, all I gotta say is nigga please. Inbetweener shit is *always* shit from the next generation, not the prior. Nobody born in the 80's talked like that.
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
Born 1989

If I didn't hear it in high school/college between 2004-2012, it's zoomer shit. Maybe early zoomer shit, but still zoomer shit.

I never fucking heard any of that shit pop up until like 2014-2016. Granted, I'll tell you that I've heard millennials say it, but they've all been either hipsters or just faggots trying desperately to not be "old".

And if anyone comes in here with that "inbetweener" shit, all I gotta say is nigga please. Inbetweener shit is *always* shit from the next generation, not the prior. Nobody born in the 80's talked like that.
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What about the Kino Casino?
 
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It's the overuse of acronyms that I find weird with redditors. It's a forum basically, why do they feel the need to use shit like :

"'i went NC with my parents blabla' instead of typing 'No contact' or just talking as a regular person such as 'I don't speak / we're not on speaking terms blabla'

It's not like they are concise with their stories. They share every minute details of the situation they are in.
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
Nuerotypical. It took me a while to figure out what they meant by this. It means, you DON'T have autism, ADHD, or asperger's.

Cringe on its own but most of the time they use it as an insult, which is mega-cringe. So what that means is they actually think they are better than you because you DON'T pretend to have some trendy fake brain disease. If they fuck up anything even in the slightest they pull the autism card and you're being offensive because their diseases makes them unable to complete things properly, but at the very same time, pretend they are better than you for it. Backpedaling to the max.
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i saw someone use "neuro-spicy". it filled me with disgust and reaffirmed my hatred for humanity.
 
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Ibanez RG 350EX said:
Using the word "human" and "humans" where one would normally use "person" or "people" is a really peculiar giveaway. Redditors talk like space aliens.
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I think this is something they picked up from the new wave of marketing that came about in roughly 2008. 1998-2009 era Apple marketing, but contorted further into the simple-shapes-and-primary-colors Corporate Memphis/Alegria aesthetics, coupled with a shamelessly direct attempt to infantilize the viewer in a tactic to which I've only been able to ascribe the name, 'Simple Humanism'. I've talked about this years ago in an old post, but the gist of it, is that you are a simple human and sometimes in life, things can get, uhm, a little messy :smug:. Luckily for you, [Brand] is here to help! Let [Brand] take control, so you can go back to being, well, YOU!

If you zoomed out to look at the big picture of what's being attempted here, you'd probably be pretty quick to point out that it looks an awful lot like these people are trying to slowly deliver the message that you are incapable of doing anything without the help of a handful of global corporate monoliths. All, obviously, a part of the plan.

Just as these corporations are not people trying to sell you a product anymore, the people who try to sell you on 'Simple Humanism', as it applies to society, are absolutely trying to get something from you. If I were a betting boy, I'd say it's your individual agency, with the parental tone that these bugmen and corporations alike, love to use.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
I think this is something they picked up from the new wave of marketing that came about in roughly 2008. 1998-2009 era Apple marketing, but contorted further into the simple-shapes-and-primary-colors Corporate Memphis/Alegria aesthetics, coupled with a shamelessly direct attempt to infantilize the viewer in a tactic to which I've only been able to ascribe the name, 'Simple Humanism'. I've talked about this years ago in an old post, but the gist of it, is that you are a simple human and sometimes in life, things can get, uhm, a little messy :smug:. Luckily for you, [Brand] is here to help! Let [Brand] take control, so you can go back to being, well, YOU!

If you zoomed out to look at the big picture of what's being attempted here, you'd probably be pretty quick to point out that it looks an awful lot like these people are trying to slowly deliver the message that you are incapable of doing anything without the help of a handful of global corporate monoliths. All, obviously, a part of the plan.

Just as these corporations are not people trying to sell you a product anymore, the people who try to sell you on 'Simple Humanism', as it applies to society, are absolutely trying to get something from you. If I were a betting boy, I'd say it's your individual agency, with the parental tone that these bugmen and corporations alike, love to use.
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There's even a company, founded in 2000 in California named after this, Simplehuman. I don't think they actually progressed into doing corporate memphis, they're sticking with the 2000s Apple marketing, but the main page of their site has this.
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Pretty inoffensive compared to how globohomo a lot of other companies have gotten in this respect, but it's interesting to note.
 
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I'd say one of the terms is goyslop. I hate the mainstream more than most but not everything you dislike(even though I dislike it myself more than you) can be called goyslop. It's starting to be like the 90's "like, duh" for a new era. What if I want to know what is wrong with [thing]? "ugh, goyslop" is the answer. It's the "like, duh!" answer when wanting to know why something is bad.
 
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To add to the "un-alive" ones:

Self-oof
Sewer slide
Commit sudoku (that one's kinda funny sometimes because fuck nips)
 
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