Most Insufferable Reddit-tier language?

[KittyGremlin]

japanese

 

[SCRAM]

She's identical to Brian from Family Guy. Both once fairly grounded characters that were flanderized into obnoxious elitist cunts. I'm shocked they never made her a lesbian. Unless they did, I haven't seen the show in 20+ seasons now.

I believe they make her or Maggie gay, or both, in one of the "Simpsons in the future" episodes.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

For me, it's not any one word or phrase that makes my trigger finger twitch. It's the attitude of smugness especially when it is about something they are so wrong about it could be found with a simple Google search.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I've got another one I absolutely hate, and I am pretty sure Redditards use it a fuckton, so here I go:

Frick

YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES WILL NEVER BE QUENCHED!
Replacements for swears to avoid swearing isn't really too reddit-y in my opinion cause it's been around forever. people do it either for worry of kids hearing bad words or for comedic purposes. What gets me pissed and is 100% reddit-y is the shit people already brought up though where the video essayist guys censor mild swears or inoffensive words because of the social media perception or ad rev. So Fag becomes "f-slur" and rape becomes "consent accident. The latter one is funny unintentionally due to how fucking dark of a concept it is to reduce inflicting that shit upon another human getting boiled down to something so fucking softly worded but some insane people, even NON RAPISTS use shit like that unironiclaly now. ex google employees got their way with language control I guess.

it isnt a reddit thing itself, but using it where sites dont filter out pedophile is very reddit tier. it would be like self censoring yourself by always using N-word rather than saying nigger on kiwifarms

Yeah basically this. Fucking hate that shit.
In terms of N word though you gotta alternate between saying N word and actual Nigger and Nigga or it loses the funny factor and just comes across as someone that's over censorious or trying to hard. Good example of the 3 way Nigga/Nigger/N word comedy effect is the well liked anime style adult comedy show "The boondocks" from years ago. Still surprised they let that show air on TV with the full auditory trifecta blasting.

Using the word "human" and "humans" where one would normally use "person" or "people" is a really peculiar giveaway. Redditors talk like space aliens.

Hey, that does a disservice to the actual aliens! Not that there's any aliens in here, unless we got some border hoppers with accounts. I'm pretty sure the reason they do this shit though is because of how they replace "mankind" with "peoplekind" not understanding that the "man" part is short for human and not man as in male humans.

For me, it's not any one word or phrase that makes my trigger finger twitch. It's the attitude of smugness especially when it is about something they are so wrong about it could be found with a simple Google search.

TFW some smug assclown tells me a biased wikipedia article isn't biased because it's well "sourced" and then I point out the wikipedia disclaimers about it not being the most reliable source even with those and then THATS not a viable enough "source" for them despite coming directly from wikipedias mouth as a first hand source.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

poc, N word , F word. Either say it or not. You are nigger faggot if you do that middle of the way shit.

I insist on using the phrase Nigger-word because of this

 

[Rudy Coleman]

YIKES
I love how
my dude/my guy
do better

 

[Paper Machete]

Anyone who says kiddo should be beaten.

 

[Chao Garden]

"my partner" "my significant other" stfu

 

[Marc]

Anyone replying with lines from a Norm Macdonald bit in a non sequitur manner, and overtly as a substitute for wit (i.e., the quote doesn't even pertain to the comment or thread they're replying to in any tangential or even tenuous way). That's how a bot posts. When your preferred way of paying tribute to a dead comedian is to use him as a crutch, you out yourself as a loser disguised as a fan.

I love being reminded of Norm, yet can't help but hate the quality of person forcing me to associate them with him for their sake.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Happy Cake Day, as opposed to Happy Birthday.

 

[Dysnomia]

There are a bunch like that, not sure if it's some retarded descendent of Marxist dialectic materialism or what, but stuff like "black bodies", "holding space", and "centering BIPOCs".



It's odd hearing shitlibs and progs on social media gleefully adopt every ghetto workaround (like "grape", or "unalive", or "304" for hoe, said out loud as in "she a three-oh-foe"), when they're the ones who demanded the mass censorship. I guess it's another #Resistance LARP, where they pretend to dodge HR but if you suggested eliminating the "Trust & Safety" commissars they'd be mortified.

I want to unalive anyone who uses unalive unironically.

In Minecraft of course.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

"SO/Significant Other." It sounds so clinical, and like 85% of the time it refers to a heterosexual partner anyway. It's probably a way to gain "queer" points by it's relative ambiguity.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Anyone replying with lines from a Norm Macdonald bit in a non sequitur manner, and overtly as a substitute for wit (i.e., the quote doesn't even pertain to the comment or thread they're replying to in any tangential or even tenuous way). That's how a bot posts. When your preferred way of paying tribute to a dead comedian is to use him as a crutch, you out yourself as a loser disguised as a fan.

I love being reminded of Norm, yet can't help but hate the quality of person forcing me to associate them with him for their sake.

What about using "definitely doesn't own a doghouse" as a general euphemism for "really fuckin' gay"?

 

[El President Camacho]

My Wife's Boyfriend

 

[El President Camacho]

poc, N word , F word. Either say it or not. You are nigger faggot if you do that middle of the way shit.

The don't call them niggers list;
>Duo
>Men
>Kids
>Bully
>Teens
>Thugs
>Brutes
>Carers
>Sliders
>Youths
>Mayors
>Maniacs
>Joggers
>Knocker
>Rowdies
>Kia Boys
>Brawlers
>Scholars
>Parolees
>Motorists
>Juveniles
>Caregiver
>Strangers
>Babysitter
>Hooligans
>Neighbors
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Pranksters
>Brazen duo
>Youngsters
>Ex-convicts
>Party goers
>Young boys
>College kids
>Delinquents
>Lego Heads
>Dog owners
>SUV Drivers
>Crazed Man
>Straphanger
>Young father
>Scooter rider
>Gentle giants
>Birdwatchers
>Church goers
>Little Rascals
>Rowdy guests
>Church helper
>Total Stranger
>Massive Goon
>Naked women
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Postal workers
>Family Friends
>Enraged Driver
>Raging woman
>Adult Customer
>Teen Squatters
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Spring breakers
>Amazon worker
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Hide and seeker
>Subway dancers
>Street performer
>House inspector
>California Father
>Shadowy figures
>Irate Moviegoers
>Would-be thieves
>Repeat offenders
>Heartless thieves
>Lifelong criminals
>Funeral mourners
>Unhinged patients
>Restaurant patron
>Larger aggressors
>Unhinged stranger
>Gifted school boys
>Shirtless attackers
>Shirtless strangers
>Masked assailants
>Would-be muggers
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Cold-hearted teens
>Persons of interest
>Classroom rowdies
>Squatting Suspects
>Wendy’s customers
>Belligerent stranger
>Former NFL players
>McDonalds Whacko
>Black Friday crowds
>High school student
>Community activists
>Knife Wielding Sicko
>Troubled young men
>Urban demographics
>Spring break partiers
>Scholarship recipient
>Casual cigarette killer
>Neighborhood bullies
>Misogynistic maniacs
>Knife Wielding Maniac
>Balaclava Clad Creeps
>Fringe Political Candidate
>Boy holding gardening tool
>Purple Shoe Wearing Bandit
>Gifted and Talented Students
>Youths from deprived suburbs
>Hitman, 16
>Man Who Pointed Gun at an Officer
>Military guys
>Ski mask-clad teens
>U.S. marine
>Drunk girls from Tampa <-- you are here

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

>U.S. marine

Those are Mexicans.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

What's really galling about it is you know they're doing it to sound black, because they hate the actual majority of people who speak that way.

They have a similar ignorance about "soul food" where their feelings towards it depend entirely on if it's presented as Black or Southern.

 

[El President Camacho]

M

Those are Mexicans.

Mostly, despite making up only 13% of crayon eaters.....

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I'm shocked they never made her a lesbian

They made her at least bisexual. There's a several pics of her with a woman on family photos in episodes about future.

As for language - it would be slang of current generation, be that gen X, millennials or zoomie zooms. Their slang words are equally retarded

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

Nuerotypical. It took me a while to figure out what they meant by this. It means, you DON'T have autism, ADHD, or asperger's.

Cringe on its own but most of the time they use it as an insult, which is mega-cringe. So what that means is they actually think they are better than you because you DON'T pretend to have some trendy fake brain disease. If they fuck up anything even in the slightest they pull the autism card and you're being offensive because their diseases makes them unable to complete things properly, but at the very same time, pretend they are better than you for it. Backpedaling to the max.