Most Insufferable Reddit-tier language?

[Iron Jaguar]

also the use of the term 'folks'.

The first time I heard Obama say it, I knew it would become a Leftist buzzword. That it caught on with the Pedogays is no surprise.

Redditors talk like space aliens

That's because they are not humans.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

>Aspiring rappers
>Hide and seeker
>Subway dancers
>Street performer
>House inspector
>California Father
>Shadowy figures
>Irate Moviegoers
>Would-be thieves
>Repeat offenders
>Heartless thieves
>Lifelong criminals
>Funeral mourners

I humbly add "Smoke-Alarm Americans"

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

>'sweet summer child'
>lets 'unpack this'

 

[AnsemSoD1]

My Wife's Boyfriend

I own a Switch and I want to kill these faggots.

 

[Flatline]

"...and my axe!"
"Folks"
"S/O" or "partner"
Putting *clap* between *clap* each *clap* word *clap* to *clap* emphasize *clap* a *clap* point
"Shut up. Just shut up and listen."
"We're not here to educate you."
"Your microaggressions are not appreciated."
"This! So much this!"
Any reference to Marvel or Star Wars.
"...and that's a {good,bad} thing."
"I {did,built,posted,created} a thing!"
"omg yasss!"

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

"SO/Significant Other." It sounds so clinical, and like 85% of the time it refers to a heterosexual partner anyway. It's probably a way to gain "queer" points by it's relative ambiguity.

I'm on board with the idea that the term girlfriend and boyfriend is really retarded and should be eradicated to eliminate the stigma regarding having platonic relationships with the opposite sex.
All I'm saying is that it's a d very detrimental status quo to view befriending the opposite sex as always a sign of flirtation

In my personal opinion I agree that using that the significant other or partner are clinically retarded terms that will never beat lover or my love.

I own a Switch and I want to kill these faggots.

I want to kill the faggots that shilled me a switch. I bought that shit, bought 1 game and never used it again. Fym I can't use keyboard and mouse on splatoon? And I need a subscription to play a game that has the majority of it's content being multiplayer?

 

[El President Camacho]

I humbly add "Smoke-Alarm Americans"

not mine but you could tell why I saved. Thank you to the anon who made it

 

[Marc]

@El President Camacho

 

[Hinttitroniikka]

Happy Cake Day, as opposed to Happy Birthday.

Cake day means the day they made their reddit account, not birthday.

 

[Super An Hero]

It's their dialect. The way redditors write has a smug and holier than thou ooze. They probably talk the same way in real life.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about. I don't know what issue they're talking about but reading the comments makes me support the side they're against.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Cake day means the day they made their reddit account, not birthday.

Oh. Well... it's still annoying, but 2% less annoying than my previous misconception.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

It's their dialect. The way redditors write has a smug and holier than thou ooze. They probably talk the same way in real life.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about. I don't know what issue they're talking about but reading the comments makes me support the side they're against.

I regularly play a game where I try to find a piece of useful technical/troubleshooting information (which there admittedly is a lot of on Reddit) before I come across a comment that makes me say "OH FUCK OFF YOU GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT" and close my browser in disgust.

It happens damn near every single time.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"X is cooking", "let him cook", it's relatively recent and seems to mean "You're doing/making a point or something cool" and it gets so grating, feels like it's deathfat speak.

On the same vein, "He or she ATE" to mean someone was looking amazing or did something amazing. It feels forced to accept fatties.

 

[internet friend]

Its not even anything in particular, its the way all these phrases become completely oversaturated. The second anything new comes around, it basically gets repeated excessively without any questioning of if it makes any sense.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

"Nobody:

Literally nobody:

X thing that is in an image or video:"

Just SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking moron.

 

[FedPostalService]

“I won’t do your emotional labour”, you don’t see it much now but it meant “I made a point that is retarded, fuck the burden of proof, just agree with me or I’ll call you a bigot.”

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

"the algorithm has blessed you"

So basically, you're acknowledging that you willingly swan dived into a pod right from the matrix and self-bluepilled and you don't want to think anymore because that's hard so it's easier for some algorithm that fucks up all the time, to decide for you what you think is funny. And now you want upboats from other pod NPCs to confirm that they are all buzzingly aware that they are all pods in the swarm and they can pretend to be slightly smart and unique for noticing that the algorithm chose this shit because some nu-male cuck programmer couldn't make it right because he had karen from HR mounted on his back and whipping him to make it more progressive. Yes, THAT algorithm blessed you, right.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

>Un-alive, as opposed as "dead/killed";
>heckin'/hecking;
>Folks/Folx;
>"low-key" usually followed with "racist/misogynist/retarded";
>anything with the term HUMAN used instead of saying "people/man/woman", because is too much for these brainlets;
>Toxicity/Toxic, despite they being the most toxic users in any given circumstances;
>"we don't do that here" and all the fucking Marvel and Disney references they slide into normal speak;
>[anything they say when they mean something about mental health or autism.]
>the overuse of terms such as "Literally". I'm guilty of this as well.
>I use Arch BTW (it originated from there.) - Great, you installed an OS that required you to hold its hands otherwise it would shit the bed and die, big deal. Can you do anything with it or are you just going to post the usual terminal post on r/unixporn?
also we all know that Men only use Gentoo. Which has become pretty easy now with the livegui image.
>"Sending positive energy", "Sending Positive Thoughts and Prayers" (they removed prayers, but they used to). There's a multitude of good alternatives to this, but it's usually said by Tyrone and Patricia, so I can't really except them to read a book;
>"Spread positivity not negativity" usually used by some idiot when they're called out on pedophilia;

They talk like they're NPCs from the Dead Internet.

Whatever the fuck is going on in the Soyjak.Party thread at this point

lol that thread

For me, it's not any one word or phrase that makes my trigger finger twitch. It's the attitude of smugness especially when it is about something they are so wrong about it could be found with a simple Google search.

Agreed. Powerleveling: I had an issue and provided feedback for a beta feature on a program. So asked on the forum. I saw immediately the retard reddit user the moment he posted. The sheer smugness and attitude. Instead of helping he kept yapping that I should've opted out of beta if I liked that feature so much. you dense motherfucker, that's what feedback is for, and Beta is for testing features and see what sticks and what stinks. He didn't get the memo and posted a 2 page long guide on how to leave beta, all followed with a smug and useless "You're welcome." you didn't helped solving anything, asshole.

 

[Flatline]

>Un-alive, as opposed as "dead/killed";

"Algo-language" is more on TikTok than on Reddit because of the insane Chinese censorship on the app. Regardless, some idiotic phrases have emerged:

"It's giving..."
"Story time!"
"Gyatt"
"Skibidi"
"Hawk Tuah"
"Sheeeesh"
"Seggs"
"It's the X for me"
"Okay. Pop off."

 

[Lurker Child]

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Just SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking moron.