Sonichu most pointless character in sonichu

[Trilby]

I'll say Sonichu and Rosechu, because for a series that is meant to be about them and their adventures, OPL took the spotlight so much.

Yep!

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Bubbles never did anything.

Bubbles found one of the Sonichu Balls.
(I'm ashamed that I knew that without even having to look it up...)

 

[Trilby]

Bubbles found one of the Sonichu Balls.
(I'm ashamed that I knew that without even having to look it up...)

Lest we forget that.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

All of the characters outside Chris, Sonichu, and the "villains" are pretty pointless. Wild and Blake got decent spotlight but those moments really only contributed to the comic's muddled, confused plot lines. Personally though, I particularly found Punchy and by extension Layla Flaffy totally useless. Don't get me wrong I love Punchy's design but he contributes fucking nothing to the narrative, which is saying a lot. I don't quite understand how he fits in the Chaotic Combo's dynamic and I feel he's only there because Chris decided he needed a red character.

 

[Bradley Spectacular]

DJ Jamsta and his shitty radio station.

 

[Trilby]

All of the characters outside Chris, Sonichu, and the "villains" are pretty pointless. Wild and Blake got decent spotlight but those moments really only contributed to the comic's muddled, confused plot lines. Personally though, I particularly found Punchy and by extension Layla Flaffy totally useless. Don't get me wrong I love Punchy's design but he contributes fucking nothing to the narrative, which is saying a lot. I don't quite understand how he fits in the Chaotic Combo's dynamic and I feel he's only there because Chris decided he needed a red character.

Asian Knuckles is very pointless, Wild is the king of Random Access Humor towards the end of this.

DJ Jamsta and his shitty radio station.

And his squeeze Lolisa, poor girl, serving nothing more than tits.

 

[mrmilkman]

All of the characters outside Chris, Sonichu, and the "villains" are pretty pointless. Wild and Blake got decent spotlight but those moments really only contributed to the comic's muddled, confused plot lines. Personally though, I particularly found Punchy and by extension Layla Flaffy totally useless. Don't get me wrong I love Punchy's design but he contributes fucking nothing to the narrative, which is saying a lot. I don't quite understand how he fits in the Chaotic Combo's dynamic and I feel he's only there because Chris decided he needed a red character.

So you love knuckle's design? Also, I find Sammy pretty useless. I can't even remember what the purpose of him was.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

DJ Jamsta and his shitty radio station.

People pick on Jamsta but personally I think he's one of the few characters who fits his intended role. Chris just over-explained his back story because autism.

He's still really lame though. It's obvious Chris got all his knowledge of "Spring Break" from shit like that Simpsons episode where Homer stumbled into a Kid Rock concert

 

[Trilby]

So you love knuckle's design?

Now I'd love to see someone's take on Punchy if drawn like Knuckles looks in Sonic Boom!

Also, I find Sammy pretty useless. I can't even remember what the purpose of him was.

Chris wanted us to know that's not the real him (also an excuse for more Family Guy cribbing)!

People pick on Jamsta but personally I think he's one of the few characters who fits his intended role. Chris just over-explained his back story because autism.

I didn't know he had one.

He's still really lame though.

I still think of Dsteck's referring to him as a "90's executive's idea of a cool DJ", since that's all he is.

It's obvious Chris got all his knowledge of "Spring Break" from shit like that Simpsons episode where Homer stumbled into a Kid Rock concert

I bet, not that he would've noticed it during his brief but nonexistent college life out at PVCC (of course that's more for a normal university). His view of Spring Break conjures up visions of how MTV would show it.

 

[Mettaton EX]

Sadly, most of the villains from the Pre-Anchuent Prophecy became this. Bagget in particular shows this rather well; despite being able to fucking curbstomp Chris in his first appearance, he effectively got reduced to a generic council of evil member who never gets shown actually doing anything.

 

[Abethedemon]

Chris. Yeah he's important, but he has no reason stealing the limelight. After all, it's Sonichu's story and nothing else.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Sadly, most of the villains from the Pre-Anchuent Prophecy became this. Bagget in particular shows this rather well; despite being able to fucking curbstomp Chris in his first appearance, he effectively got reduced to a generic council of evil member who never gets shown actually doing anything.

I thought Bagget was just a one off villain made because Chris was assblasted over the guy cuffing him.

 

[DefunctChip]

Blazebob and Chloe, no contest. They show up, talk about Panda being dead, and then essentially disappear forever.

Lolisa and Zapina are some close contestants, though.

 

[Trilby]

Blazebob and Chloe, no contest. They show up, talk about Panda being dead, and then essentially disappear forever.

That is pretty quick. Not even sticking them at the end at the mall!

Lolisa and Zapina are some close contestants, though.

At least, true, though Zapina still bothers to be stuck in as Chris likes playing Simonla as her "Big Sister".

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Half All of the Sonichu characters are pointless

Ftfy.

 

[Abethedemon]

Darkbind?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Bubbles never did anything.

She did explain how having a water-like composition protects oneself from sunburn.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

This is the tally of all the votes thus far. And the winner is… Everyone! Tied for second is Chris-Chan Sonichu, Sonichu himself, Lolisa, Blazebob & Chloe, and Chris’ various one-off love interests. I feel like this should have a real poll at the top, by the way.

Spoiler: Results

[*]Darkbind: 3

[*]Flame: 1

[*]Chris’ Mary Sue: 4 (tied for second)

[*]Reginald Sneasel: 1

[*]Bubbles: 1

[*]Sonees & Rosees/Sonichu’s Children: 3

[*]Sackboy: 1

[*]Blazebob & Chloe: 4 (tied for second)

[*]Inos: 1

[*]DJ Jamsta: 2

[*]Heather Iglesias: 2

[*]Lolisa: 4 (tied for second)

[*]Basement Rosechus: 1

[*]Zapina: 2

[*]Sonichu: 4 (tied for second)

[*]Mitch and the other Asperchus: 1

[*]Megagi: 2

[*]Yawning Squirtle: 2

[*]Sandy: 1

[*]Magi-Chan: 1

[*]Chris’ Love Interests (Ivy, Blanca, etc.): 4 (tied for second)

[*]Kel: 1

[*]Robotnik: 1

[*]Reldnahc: 1

[*]Misc. Cameos: 1

[*]Chaotic Combo as a whole: 1

[*]Trebor Capman: 2

[*]Scotpalazzo: 1

[*]Blake: 1

[*]Angelica: 1

[*]CWCville army: 1

[*]Turdijerk: 1

[*]Simonla: 1

[*]Nombi Zazis: 1

[*]Ren Skysoar: 1

[*]Rosechu: 2

[*]Punchy: 1

[*]Layla Flaaffy: 1

[*]Sammy: 1



[*]Everyone (or most of everyone}: 7 (Current Winner)

[*]The Plot: 2

[*]Villains Pre-Anchuent Prophecy: 1


Notable Characters Absent: Wild Sonichu, Slivana, Mary Lee Walsh, Count Graduon, Allison Amber, Bionic, Patti-Chan, Jiggliami, Sailor Megtune, Zelina, Beel, Crystal, Jason Kendrick Howell, the Asperpedia 4, Metal Sonichu, that Scientist Guy, those Samurai Transformers Pizza things

I’m going to put in a vote for those lousy kids. They existed originally to be quote-unquote “cute”, and of course failed miserably, and then for the past five years they’ve been Chris’s chosen mouthpiece for his new Lnot-so-muchGbutBand-especiallyT rights platform. Pretty darn pointless. Also gonna put a vote in for Rosechu herself, since she mostly exists to remind us that SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!

 

[DumbDosh]

Chris, without him the comic maybe could've gone in places other than just a reflection of Chris' sad pathetic life.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris, without him the comic maybe could've gone in places other than just a reflection of Chris' sad pathetic life.

The comic was always a reflection of his life. Sonichu is just as much a self insert as Comic Chris