Most virtious lolcow?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Rekita

 

[Dick Pooman]

100% Cobes; fuck sickos, fuck suicide.

Cobra makes merch we would all be proud to wear

 

[GuntN7]

@Drain Todger is the most virtuous lolcow, all around funny and swings with the punches.

 

[Elysian]

Lucinda from Beauty Parlor is a batshit insane bulimic schizophrenic that thinks she’ll ascend into her true form as a unicorn by starving herself to death but aside from that she seems like a genuinely nice and wholesome person to interact with. She’s like the negaverse version of Ashley Isaacs - she does a lot of posting about the less kawaii uwu health impacts of having an eating disorder to try to stop others from becoming like her, while Ashley does the opposite and tries to ruin the recovery of other skellys so they’ll be just as miserable as herself.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Simply Sara is fat as can be, but she seems really nice.

 

[Snorlax Senpai]

Keeping (his retarded) politics out of it, we're talking about the kermit guy who thinks he has an unknown "autoimmune disorder" which exclusively eating steak cures(this isn’t really something you can tell over the internet, but pure carnivore diets make people smell very bad), talks about having your room in order before trying to affect the world yet does whatever his (effectively single mother) daughter does, got brain damage from doing a dangerous induced coma detox rather than having to actually face his benzo addiction? That Jordan Peterson isn't a lolcow?

The last time he went on Rogan he was wearing some kind of quasi-tuxedo, had also stated previously that he had gone 28 days without sleeping, apparently has said a bunch of crazy things in his academic work that are outlined in Jordanetics (I never cared enough to read), was charging people $500 to met him at his events, it goes on and on, his life is practically a cartoon.

 

[Michael Janke]

if we count anybody in internet famous to be a Lolcow.
Matthew Patrick from game theory did fund rasiers for charity and even worked with "make a wish" to help people.
so he's probably the least despicable lolcow and by that i mean he's just kind of annoying at absolute worst and actually did some unironic good for the world.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Those speedrunner speds that go on those events where they play a game and donate money to charity.

 

[Montreal Duran]

Probably Cyrax. You ever listen to his music bro?