Movie Triggers

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Back when Brave first came out, there was this HUGE mess going around tumblr about how Brave was racist, transphobic, and even agecist. Because there were no black or trans people. I'm not even fucking with you. There was a legitimate uproar about disney not putting a transgendered character in a movie set in 10th century Scotland about a girl and her mom. That was the last straw for me, when it came to SJWs.
When I think of Scotland, especially in the 10th century, it is crawling with black trans gender people and other kin.
speaking of Brave
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/764/triggers/91
this one is an obvious troll but hasn't been taken down yet.
 
Doesn't say anything about A Serbian Film.
Of course they go after innocent children's movies, but not the films that actually depict rape, pedophilia, and all the other fucked up concepts in that movie. I can see A Serbian Film ACTUALLY triggering people.
 
If triggering were as easily er... triggered... as these people seem to imply, I could never watch any movie with car crashes, death by trains, cancer, or military funerals.

A movie with a military funeral "triggered" me ONCE. Just after my grandfather passed away, and the newest movie in the theater where I worked had a military funeral at the end. I stepped out of the theater because I was tearing up a tiny bit, but that's it.

Meanwhile, I can see car crashes and all that other stuff with no issue. Turns out my skin is thicker than wet tissue paper.
 
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SJWs who hate on Brave for not having minority characters are ignoring that the heroine is a ginger. Gingers got it rough too, SJWs! You should be praising it for not being gingercist! Or... something.
 
I know this has been posted before, but I like how SJWs complain literally anything about Disney.

Lilo and Stitch: 12 Triggers.
Cannibal Holocaust: 12 Triggers.

Its official. A cute movie about an adorable alien surfing in Hawaii is as soul-destroying as a horror movie about rapist cannibals.

SJWs who hate on Brave for not having minority characters are ignoring that the heroine is a ginger. Gingers got it rough too, SJWs! You should be praising it for not being gingercist! Or... something.

Ah, but all gingers are -- by default, white....ergo -- over-privileged saltine-ass cracka oppressors.

Glen or Glenda is not in their database.

Their failure to include this movie means that Movietriggers.com is transphobic.

In a moment of weenery, I wanted to add a trigger warning ("Bat Nipples") to Batman and Robin; but, apparently, to get a Movietriggers.com account, you must already have a Facebook account, a Twitter account or....surprise, surprise, surprise....a tumblr account.

I decided that joke -- yes, even a Bat Nipple joke -- is not worth opening a tumblr account for.

Oh, fuck, the comedy never ceases!

Swamp Thing: 25 Triggers.
Passion of the Christ: 0 Triggers.

Okay, sure. Swamp Thing was....kinda fucked up if you thought about it long enough.....but to say it has 25x as many ways of triggering PTSD than a 3-hour long snuff movie about killing god....that is the ranting of insane people.

Swamp Thing makes a better messiah anyway.
He makes his own drugs.



Cinderella: 7 Triggers
Saw: 3 Triggers.

WTF!?
 
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In a moment of weenery, I wanted to add a trigger warning ("Bat Nipples") to Batman and Robin; but, apparently, to get a Movietriggers.com account, you must already have a Facebook account, a Twitter account or....surprise, surprise, surprise....a tumblr account.

I decided that joke -- yes, even a Bat Nipple joke -- is not worth opening a tumblr account for.
Never fear! As someone with a pre-existing Tumblr account I use for absolutely nothing, I've went and added it for you. No need to thank me.
 
Never fear! As someone with a pre-existing Tumblr account I use for absolutely nothing, I've went and added it for you. No need to thank me.
I had a weenfest myself today using a Tumblr I don't use either. I hit up a fair amount of things, but I don't think they'll be made public because I read that moderation has gotten more serious.
We shall see.
 
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Here's the dumbarse that made this site talking about it.

http://2john4tv.tumblr.com/post/67666144444/a-site-called-movie-triggers

Can someone with a tumblr account tell him that he's pathetic?

"if someone slips by the moderation, the users can report offensive triggers."

Offensive....triggers......
Soooooo.... now we not only have a site devoted to looking into movies for sources of butthurt....we are now policing when some fuckwhistle is butthurt about some other fuckwhistles butthurt?
This is not only a shame spiral of penny-ante wussiness.....it is META-wussiness.

Fuckwhistle #1: This Disney movie has [[insert lame whingeing]] and that makes me sad in the pants.
Fuckwhistle #2: Your sad in the pantsness OFFENDS ME!
Fuckwhistle #1: Stop oppressing me with your cishet OFFENSE!

Dayum. I don't wanna live in this culture anymore with these soft, doughy whiners and their First World Problems. Its enough to make a Republican out of me, just outta fucking spite.





Can someone with a tumblr account tell him that he's pathetic?

someone did. (source: http://femmegarden.tumblr.com/post/90776864433/a-site-called-movie-triggers)

FemmeGarden said:
Trigger warnings are only a means to reinforce avoiding behaviors.
Such behaviors are causing further psychological damage to those with trauma. It fortifies a sense of helplessness and weakness toward everyday occurrences. If you find yourself triggered by such trivialities, you need to seek professional help, not trigger warnings. You are all only hurting yourselves.
 
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^What she said.
I understand a war vet having a problem with violence, or a rape victim having a problem with a rape scene., but if Frozen's "bullying" and "absusive relationship" gives you an emotional breakdown, I'm sorry, you need help. Like, an entire team of professionals working on you kind of help. You need to change, not the movie industry.
I'd like to think 99% of this is people posting shit either for laughs or because they're bored and like to be the "edgy guy with an unpopular opinion" but I worry about that 1% that takes it seriously.
 
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What abusive relationship even is in that stupid movie?
 
I know this has been posted before, but I like how SJWs complain literally anything about Disney.

It's hilarious that they complain anything from Disney is so transphobic/fatphobic etc. even though the target audience of Disney is for the whole family or children. I don't think children will know what the fuck does transphobia or fatphobia mean unless they are exposed to Tumblr.
I think it's because they're such big, easy, juicy targets. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, with no TV, no phone, and no internet, and all of the nearest towns don't have movie theaters and are basically glorified clusters of houses with a store, there is NO FUCKING WAY you're not going to hear about something like, to use the most recent example, Frozen. People like to take down movies/games/franchises/whatever that are considered suitable for everyone. And Disney is an even bigger then normal target. There's no way they can resist a target that appealed (and still might) to their parents, their peers, and a new generation of kids.

When I think of Scotland, especially in the 10th century, it is crawling with black trans gender people and other kin.
speaking of Brave
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/764/triggers/91
this one is an obvious troll but hasn't been taken down yet.
There's an obvious troll "trigger" in Frozen as well (historically inaccurate due to magic in Scandanavialand) but it hasn't been removed either. I think the guy was talking out of his ass when he talked about improving moderation.
 
I'd like to think 99% of this is people posting shit either for laughs or because they're bored and like to be the "edgy guy with an unpopular opinion" but I worry about that 1% that takes it seriously.
Given that we have empirical evidence that SJWs don't actually care anything about their cause, like when a petition to shut down 4chan gets only 3,000-something signatures while a petition to have all tumblr users relabeled as "mentally unstable land whales" got over 10,000 at least. I think these so called SJWs are just posting this shit because they want to seem "edgy" for having unpopular opinions about popular media that they may or may not actually have. It's like Chris using the N-word; They don't know what they are actually saying beyond the fact that they are things that get a reaction out of people...and clearly it's working.
 
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There's an obvious troll "trigger" in Frozen as well (historically inaccurate due to magic in Scandanavialand) but it hasn't been removed either. I think the guy was talking out of his ass when he talked about improving moderation.
I think it is at the part where they will take any trigger warning just to prove that their site works. They are afraid to call anyone out or remove even the dumbest triggers because what if the person was serious when they posted this trigger. Despite how obvious these triggers are the work of trolls they won't be removed unless someone complains, which won't happen because the people posting here are trolls or special snowflakes.
 
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As for the Italians, they are mostly Catholic (oppressors) and the men are loud (and cis) and the women are known for cooking delicious meals for said men (anti-feminism)

Wow, never knew I was a walking trigger. Quello è davvero cazzo stupido sai.
 
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http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/9234/triggers/635

abandonment

panic attack

nightmare fuel

depression

attempted suicide

I like how they never even mention the fact that there was a suicide in the film, just attempted suicide.
Wow that's certainly different then I remember the movie. But it has been a long time since a saw that movie.
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20125/triggers/1932
Don't forget whatever you try to post has to be approved before it is accepted to prevent trolling.
 
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