Movie Triggers

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Can someone find me a gif of someone pounding their head into a wall and teach me how to post it? Because THESE are the people who are going to be feeding me applesauce in the convalescent home when I lose my mind and I'm pretty sure I'll be glad it's gone by then...
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Since anyone can sign up and submit triggers, is it safe to assume that at least half of them have been posted by trolls? Seems to be what's happening in the case of movies like Frozen and Up anyway. In other words, we're witnessing a collaboration between SJWs and ween kids in an attempt to create the biggest ever monument to human stupidity. Color me impressed.
 
Super Mario Bros
Tw: turtles, fire, retro graphics, the imminence of death, italians, appropriation, racism and sexism
Facial hair, gender roles, brick genocide, mushroom use, fire works.
Since anyone can sign up and submit triggers, is it safe to assume that at least half of them have been posted by trolls? Seems to be what's happening in the case of movies like Frozen and Up anyway. In other words, we're witnessing a collaboration between SJWs and ween kids in an attempt to create the biggest ever monument to human stupidity. Color me impressed.
Naturally this site is going to draw a lot of trolls and many shall fall through the cracks and be taken seriously.
 
As I said in the SJW thread, movies are ment to be 'triggering' as if they didnt have moments that made you feel uncomfortable in one way or anouther, then its just a pointless masturbate.

Like porn, but not sexy.

Hrm, I wonder what all the triggers would be on VGTriggers.net for Bulletstorm or Duke Nukem 3D?
 
Rape, sexual abuse, murder (and yes, arachnids for some) are legitimate triggers for many and I would never laugh at someone who is effected by any of those things. As I grow older, I find that a lot of things that never fazed me are starting to make me pause and think and even disturb me and, of course, things that were once abstract concepts have become realities. (and this will happen to you all too, my pretties, I guarantee it) But most MPAA ratings now explain precisely WHY a film received the rating it did (down to OMG! Wolverine had a drink, smoked a cigar and dropped an F-Bomb!) and reviews tend to never shy away from these things, if they are depicted in a film that isn't just some sort of Torture Porn I would expect them to be crucial plot points ... but there's also an opportunity for discussing WHY this is a trigger for you. If a film disturbs you this badly and 'triggers' (and I am beginning to hate this word the way I hate 'cosplay' and 'canon' and 'fanon' and all that other made up nonsense that little girls use to make themselves more legit while they pursue their hobbies) a deeply emotional reaction from you, maybe it is time to look past your basic fear and anxiety and seek someone who can work you through this. There is no shame is having legitimate terrors from something terrifying or a tragedy that has personally touched you -- I had a surprisingly violent reaction to "The Sixth Sense" shortly after losing my dad. I had already seen it a couple years before, but suddenly I couldn't take it and it came out of nowhere, and believe me, it surprised me just as much as the person I was with. I would NEVER mock a person for having that kind of response to a film (and believe me, I'm a total asshole), but honestly this made up gender-wars bullshit and OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE HAS TAXIDERMY IN IT (!) is fucking crazy. A great great deal of life is about facing your fears, it makes you who you are and defines you as an individual. Get out of the ballpit, quit making up words for things that don't matter, and stop wasting your time looking for the appropriately gendered bathroom to cry in because no one could find the money to pay the cast of Welcome To Night Vale to perform for you!
 
Is the search engine crunked up for anyone else?
Most of my favorites aren't there. The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Omen, and Willard aren't listed and The Prophecy and Forbidden Zone have 0 triggers (EL OH FUCKING EL)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973):1 trigger-Suicide
.......... so the flagulation and crucifixion scenes don't count? You don't even have to see the movie to know that those two scenes are going to be in there. Also I'm sure this would get a transphobic trigger or something
I think. Fuck if I know what any of that is supposed to symbolize.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992):-madonna/whore syndrome
Uh, Lucy was very open with her sexuality and flirted with several men, but it wasn't depicted as a bad or shameful thing and Mina didn't look down on her for it.
"Cissexism" basically seems to mean not having considered the existence of tran$*** people. ie "Did you just say 'women have periods????' that is so cissexist of you, oppressor!"
Remember, it's uterus-owner, not woman.
 
Don't give them ideas! :o
No, actually give them ideas. I'm enjoying this.

Now to pitch my movie. I call it The Superior Man about a wealthy man with a huge penis called Whitey McSupressor who is a Hobby Lobby district manager by day and a superhero by the name of Superior Man by night. He fights the evil Femm-Annie and her trans minions by beating them with stacks of money and his gigantic cis penis. He rapes Annie and tells her she must be a good girl and conform to society. She refuses so he oppresses her to death. Her parents also die.

I need actors, set designers, and craft services. LETS MAKE THE CITIZEN KANE OF SHITLORD PRIDE MOVIES!
 
No, actually give them ideas. I'm enjoying this.

Now to pitch my movie. I call it The Superior Man about a wealthy man with a huge penis called Whitey McSupressor who is a Hobby Lobby district manager by day and a superhero by the name of Superior Man by night. He fights the evil Femm-Annie and her trans minions by beating them with stacks of money and his gigantic cis penis. He rapes Annie and tells her she must be a good girl and conform to society. She refuses so he oppresses her to death. Her parents also die.

I need actors, set designers, and craft services. LETS MAKE THE CITIZEN KANE OF SHITLORD PRIDE MOVIES!

Literally Hitler.
 
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I'm sure people with actual traumatic experience will appreciate this site. wow
 
I don't think any movie will be trigger free. We should label every movie with every trigger warning.
Warning: This movie contains guns which can trigger those who lost something to guns.
Warning: This movie contains logic which can trigger those who despise anything that even slightly challenges their views.


Looking for a movie to see if they put their warnings on, I decided to look up Space Jam.
8 triggers: classism, abuse of power, and class struggle.

Also chose to look up Ace Ventura. They didn't have it but they had a Japanese movie called Ace Attorney which I can very greatly assume it's Phoenix Wright. That had 4 triggers which were never mentioned. Honestly, why couldn't they just give a simple list with links rather than this search as you type? I felt that was slow compared to what the likes of IMDB has.

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/393

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I do apologize for double post and I must ask this: Is this the part that triggers as rape?
 
Warning: This movie contains guns which can trigger those who lost something to guns.
Warning: This movie contains logic which can trigger those who despise anything that even slightly challenges their views.


Looking for a movie to see if they put their warnings on, I decided to look up Space Jam.
8 triggers: classism, abuse of power, and class struggle.

Also chose to look up Ace Ventura. They didn't have it but they had a Japanese movie called Ace Attorney which I can very greatly assume it's Phoenix Wright. That had 4 triggers which were never mentioned. Honestly, why couldn't they just give a simple list with links rather than this search as you type? I felt that was slow compared to what the likes of IMDB has.


http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/21982


http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20516
 
Since anyone can sign up and submit triggers, is it safe to assume that at least half of them have been posted by trolls? Seems to be what's happening in the case of movies like Frozen and Up anyway. In other words, we're witnessing a collaboration between SJWs and ween kids in an attempt to create the biggest ever monument to human stupidity. Color me impressed.

Finally, after I pounded my head into the wall, this also occurred to me, and perhaps only to restore a sliver of sanity. I hope to GodBearJesus that the majority of this is spectacular trolling. And if it is, then I may just have to drop by here and play along. (as I said, I am an asshole)

Is the search engine crunked up for anyone else?
Most of my favorites aren't there. The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Omen, and Willard aren't listed and The Prophecy and Forbidden Zone have 0 triggers (EL OH FUCKING EL)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973):1 trigger-Suicide
.......... so the flagulation and crucifixion scenes don't count? You don't even have to see the movie to know that those two scenes are going to be in there. Also I'm sure this would get a transphobic trigger or something
I think. Fuck if I know what any of that is supposed to symbolize.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992):-madonna/whore syndrome
Uh, Lucy was very open with her sexuality and flirted with several men, but it wasn't depicted as a bad or shameful thing and Mina didn't look down on her for it.

Remember, it's uterus-owner, not woman.

Good god! HOW did I ever make it through my childhood, film school and any evening on TCM without being scarred for life?! I must have nerves of steel or need years and years of therapy! I had no idea I was taking my life in my hands every time I walk up to the box office. In fact, I may actually BE one of the dirty, trigger-inducing bastards who ruined your fragile Little Girl life! What do they say about "Independence Day" -- I made the coffee and answered the phone at the model shop for that one! I am one right bastard for that, I'm sure.

Also, I have no uterus -- it had cancer and we took it out. So where does that leave me? Uh-oh I said 'uterus' and 'cancer' -- I want my own female-no uterus-still identifies as female-drives truck-lipstick lesbian bathroom and trigger-lock! Call the NRA!

No, actually give them ideas. I'm enjoying this.

Now to pitch my movie. I call it The Superior Man about a wealthy man with a huge penis called Whitey McSupressor who is a Hobby Lobby district manager by day and a superhero by the name of Superior Man by night. He fights the evil Femm-Annie and her trans minions by beating them with stacks of money and his gigantic cis penis. He rapes Annie and tells her she must be a good girl and conform to society. She refuses so he oppresses her to death. Her parents also die.

I need actors, set designers, and craft services. LETS MAKE THE CITIZEN KANE OF SHITLORD PRIDE MOVIES!

Hell yes! Count me in! I say we make up a movie, make up actors, release it during a really depressing time at the box office (late 60s, early 70s) and ramp them up. You're on the right track with the "Citizen Kane" reference, but I was thinking we need to achieve more of an Orson Welles and the Mercury Radio Theater Present "War of the Worlds" kind of panic. I will award prizes for however many new words the Little Girls squick out about. (prizes based on what I have laying around the house, cat excluded, ship registry Panama, all rights reserved)

I wonder if they'll branch out and do "TV Triggers" and "Video Game Triggers".

Seriously, this is treading into George Orwell Ministry of Truth territory.
 
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I think they forgot to tag appropriation since these could be appropriated from little girls by adult white males with neckbeards. Hope this one doesn't make me sound like I'm sperging. I feel speaking of this sort of thing could get me reported because sperging.

Also: http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/22940
Triggers include homosexuality

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/3345
Triggers: Sharp objects, blood, and emetophobia. If they were to include books, I'm sure the original novel and the mangas would be even more triggering.
 
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