Movies that you refuse to watch.

[Watcher]

anything david lynch

Eraserhead is like my favorite movie ever

 

[BatNapalm]

So I saw a trailer for this movie called I, Frankenstein

Here's the premise.

In a dystopian time, Adam Frankenstein becomes involved in a war between a clan of gargoyles and a clan of demons in an ancient city.[2]

Really hard to kill my enthusiasm for something within 2 seconds.

Yes Frankenstein's monster is named "Frankenstein"

I think the monster took the surname of his creator in this case. And Mary Shelley refers to the monster as "Adam" at one point.

But that movie's premise still makes me go lolwutthafuck.

Haha did they learn nothing from that shitty Priest movie from 2011 that had a similar concept (except with vampires) and was a massive critical and financial flop?

 

[The Fair Lady]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The fact that it's based off a book makes it even more ridiculous.

 

[Watcher]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The fact that it's based off a book makes it even more ridiculous.

The book iirc was written by the same author as pride and prejudice with zombies. Which was a satirical book written in Jane Austen's style

 

[The Fair Lady]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The fact that it's based off a book makes it even more ridiculous.

The book iirc was written by the same author as pride and prejudice with zombies. Which was a satirical book written in Jane Austen's style

From what I can tell, the movie tried to take itself seriously.

 

[bradsternum]

It tried to be dryly humorous, but it failed. It was a waste of two hours.

 

[The Fair Lady]

^Good to know.

 

[c-no]

I watched the American Rabbit today. I know it's for kids but I wouldn't want to watch again unless it was in a synchtube with others. I think I suffered by wondering just what happened. The gorilla was the best character though.

 

[Overcast]

Lilo and Stitch.
I never liked the film, I don't know why, but I just don't.
even a few weeks ago I tried giving it a chance, but it's just so..I don't know, I just don't like it.
modern horror films that depend alot on gore instead of suspense and shit. guts like that just ircks me.
most action films, they just feel bland.
other that, if I watch bad movies, I'll just talk shit on them while watching since I'm that one douche bag that comments on every flaw I see in a movie because it's fun.

Aww, that's a shame. I liked Lilo and Stitch.

Anyway, probably the Twilight films as others have said. My father and I watched a bit of the second movie and couldn't believe how bad the acting was. Particularly with Bella.

Also, most movies that are "based on a true story". Most horror movies seem to like to use this cliche in order to sell tickets and it just makes me roll my eyes every time I see a trailer use that phrase.

A recent exception would probably Saving Mr. Banks. That was a pretty good movie IMO.

 

[The Fair Lady]

The Lovely Bones.

Oh, some girl was murdered and now we're watching her ghost in Heaven? How exciting! Both the movie and book are for bleeding hearts.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Anything with Will Ferrell. Sorry if you like him, I just think that he's an unfunny hack. I felt the same way about Adam Sandler for the longest time, but Just Go With It won me over.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Warm Bodies.

Just... No. Don't ruin zombies like that.

 

[Judge Holden]

Warm Bodies.

Just... No. Don't ruin zombies like that.

It was actually kinda ok...and I say that as the most die hard zombie aficionado you will meet. In fact the one major mistake it made was making it another pg13 gore-free zombie movie because if it had been full on with the gore like other zombie comedies It could have been excellent.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Believe me, I know a lot of people actually like the movie. But I, for one, just can't swallow the concept of a zombie being able to come back to life, let alone feel emotions. I'm sorry, but I really can't. Even if it's meant to be "ironically funny". I like my romance completely separate from my zombies, thank you very much.

 

[Picklepower]

Anything with Will Ferrell. Sorry if you like him, I just think that he's an unfunny hack. I felt the same way about Adam Sandler for the longest time, but Just Go With It won me over.

Ever watch Punch Drunk Love? if you haven't, don't read the plot description (that would spoil it) watch it and be surprised!. I REALLY like that movie.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Anything with Will Ferrell. Sorry if you like him, I just think that he's an unfunny hack. I felt the same way about Adam Sandler for the longest time, but Just Go With It won me over.

Ever watch Punch Drunk Love? if you haven't, don't read the plot description (that would spoil it) watch it and be surprised!. I REALLY like that movie.

Okay, I watched it last night with a couple of friends. I enjoyed it very much. Thanks for the recommendation!

 

[MysticMisty]

This is a weird one, but it came to me while I was trying to fall asleep. Cujo. You see, I have a dog phobia, no joke. It doesn't have to be in person either, just pictures can freak me out. An entire movie about a dog ripping people apart? Pure nightmare fuel.

 

[The Fair Lady]

This is a weird one, but it came to me while I was trying to fall asleep. Cujo. You see, I have a dog phobia, no joke. It doesn't have to be in person either, just pictures can freak me out. An entire movie about a dog ripping people apart? Pure nightmare fuel.

Aw, that's a shame. But you're not missing much anyway. The ending is sad.

 

[EI 903]

This is a weird one, but it came to me while I was trying to fall asleep. Cujo. You see, I have a dog phobia, no joke. It doesn't have to be in person either, just pictures can freak me out. An entire movie about a dog ripping people apart? Pure nightmare fuel.

Aw, that's a shame. But you're not missing much anyway. The ending is sad.

And the ending of the novel is even sadder.

 

[Judge Holden]

This is a weird one, but it came to me while I was trying to fall asleep. Cujo. You see, I have a dog phobia, no joke. It doesn't have to be in person either, just pictures can freak me out. An entire movie about a dog ripping people apart? Pure nightmare fuel.

Aw, that's a shame. But you're not missing much anyway. The ending is sad.

And the ending of the novel is even sadder.

As is the same with most SK novels.

except IT which is just......atmospherically more fucked up than the miniseries