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Oh God, Oh God... "What Happens If I Break The Law?"
If only he knew how important this assignment about car accidents would be XD

EDIT: I love the giant "WHY???????????" too. Trust me, his teachers probably said the same thing.
 
Did he get a grade of 4- on one of those? I thought it was just Ontario that did that nonsense.
 
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By the way, it's really disgraceful what poor-quality materials these teachers made for their students. Look how many spelling errors there are in the handout. I didn't know "Boris Yelstein" was Jewish. At least he had a first name, unlike Gorbachev and Khomeini.

EDIT: and did anyone else notice that he was in US Government 3, but English 1? In other words, it was his junior ("juinor") year, and he'd failed English twice already. How the hell did he graduate?
 
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oh my god "should not receive welfare"
i could not stop laughing and i had to explain to my dad why i was suddenly cracking up

also "WHY????" i used to write stupid shit on some of my papers but that mostly stopped after eighth grade... except for the time sophomore year when I tried to educate my teachers on how allowing us to write on the test saves paper but i gave that up after realizing how pretentious it was lol

chris tho

(i can barely read half of this tho can someone do transcriptions for this and canterbury tales? especially the Spanish parts)
 
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I don't understand why the history teacher told Chris to follow instructions? Looked like a standard pop quiz to me? Also, he couldn't of asked the teacher to explain the word exercise to him? He just ... didn't do it. Holy fuck.


Oh haha that JFK drawing is sooooo Dale Gribble.
 
Kosher Dill said:
By the way, it's really disgraceful what poor-quality materials these teachers made for their students. Look how many spelling errors there are in the handout. I didn't know "Boris Yelstein" was Jewish. At least he had a first name, unlike Gorbachev and Khomeini.

EDIT: and did anyone else notice that he was in US Government 3, but English 1? In other words, it was his junior ("juinor") year, and he'd failed English twice already. How the hell did he graduate?
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I believe the numbers next to the class name represent the class period. English was his first period, US Gov. was his third.
 
Wow, they really let him cruise through school didn't they.

It's no wonder he's so stupid and naive no one ever took the time to teach or correct him in any meaningful way. I don't care if he was a spaz the school system totally failed him and left him un-prepared for real life.
 
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What crime did John commit?
Honestly kinda surprised that Chris didn't answer with "being a JERK and taking all the pretty girls for himself".
 
Kosher Dill said:
EDIT: and did anyone else notice that he was in US Government 3, but English 1? In other words, it was his junior ("juinor") year, and he'd failed English twice already. How the hell did he graduate?
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Oh, I can explain that. He was in 1st period english, and 3rd period government, teachers make you do that so they can remember what class that paper came from.
 
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EDIT: I love the giant "WHY???????????" too. Trust me, his teachers probably said the same thing.
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MEGAN...WHY????????

Notice that he drew an angry face at the top of the page but scribbled it out. This is a foreshadowing of what he would write to Mary Lee Walsh that would get his ass in trouble. There is no doubt in my mind that his anger was directed at the teacher for giving him the grade, not at himself for being a lazy dumbass.
 
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MEGAN...WHY????????

Notice that he drew an angry face at the top of the page but scribbled it out. This is a foreshadowing of what he would write to Mary Lee Walsh that would get his ass in trouble. There is no doubt in my mind that his anger was directed at the teacher for giving him the grade, not at himself for being a lazy dumbass.
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My preferred interpretation of the "WHY?????!!!!!" doc is that this was a quiz that was way over Chris' head, i.e. he didn't study (a given) and had no multiple choice answers to choose from. Note how every answer ends with a question mark; clearly Chris was frustrated as hell and topped it all off with his childish rage. Nothing has changed in the 15 years since.
 
"Practicing my Spanish" = "write a bunch of misspelled Spanish words in the middle of this assignment for no logical reason at all".
 
So awesome to find out that on my 19th birthday, while in college at a notorious party school, having myself a great time, fatty was melting down in MHS because a quiz got sprung on him and he had no chance of passing it because, well, because :stupid:, that's WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

Also it's hilarious he didn't check the political statement to indicate he agreed with the death penalty being legal, but yet, the executions of the Asperpedia Four are still archived for all of us to see the hypocrisy in his impotent fantasies.
 
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