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"WHAT HAPPENS IF I BREAK THE LAW?"

A: Tard Rage
B: Resist Hand-cuffing
C: Call Rocky
 
asperhes said:
I just have to point out, the Ford-Clinton review sheet is rife with errors. "Boris Yelstein," "Nelson Mandella," "Aparthied," "Operation Desert Strom." The essay question is totally bogus; it starts from the false assumption that Reagan wanted to "defend against the 'Evil Empire' at all costs." So Reagan never engaged in diplomacy? He was never a pragmatist? The "Evil Empire" speech in question wasn't some kind of policy declaration; it was given to a crowd of fawning evangelicals . I'm sperging here, but I think this is further evidence of how the educational system failed Chris. Why the fuck would Chris's teachers bother to correct his spelling when they couldn't spell themselves? (The fact that this is a mass-produced textbook worksheet is just no excuse.)

The overwhelming sense I'm getting from these high school docs is that Bob and Barb do not deserve all of the blame for producing Chris. Manchester High School was remarkably mediocre. It makes sense that a school which tolerated this kind of sloppiness would allow someone like Chris to just muddle through. You can argue that Borb would have put up massive resistance to any effort to give Chris a real education, but was such an effort ever contemplated? I think we need to ask whether or not the high school was complicit in the miseducation of Chris.

Edit: Giving credit to KosherDill for first pointing out these issues.
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I can't say I'm really surprised though. I mean, I remember being taught that people thought the Earth was flat until Columbus discovered America when I was very little. And I distinctly remember my 4th grade teacher teaching us that High Pressure systems are when the pressure drops and Low Pressure systems are when it rises. Dead fucking serious.
 
I once had an argument with my sixth grade science teacher about whether or not the same side of the moon faces the earth at all times (I being correct) until she declared it was off-topic and just stopped it.
 
Ruckersvillian said:
And I just can't get over Chris' thesis for his paper on Japan: "Now well [sic] see how the Japanese people were involved...". Fourth grade language arts-level writing there, Chris.
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That essay sounded like the narration on an educational film.
 
Pikonic said:
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Number 5. That is all.
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Actually... I'm quite surprised at Chris's choices. If I did not knew it, I would have thought that quiz was made by any mildly conservative European.

I...honestly can't find any moral faults in Chris's choices, expect abusing the hell out of number 5.
 
skyraider91 said:
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I like how he wrote "matistrate" twice, giving every indication that he doesn't know it's "magistrate", and they only marked wrong once and didn't correct him. I guess if he repeatedly wrote "presidentchu" they'd do the same.


Some JERK said:
Mainstreaming is a social thing. Chris didn't do the same work as the other kids.
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That's what really blows my mind. "Mainstreaming" = "paying a couple of girls to sit with him at lunch". Other than that it's hard to come up with one "social thing" he gained from it other than a rampant sense of entitlement over the "slow in da minds".

If he were locked in a room with a semi-intelligent computer program he wouldn't have come out much worse. He might have hated the entire human race rather than just the male of the species, which itself could be seen as sort of an improvement.

I know people have frequently suggested Chris should be the subject of intense scientific study, but his mainstreaming really would make an interesting case study.
 
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God dammit, why did he write in spanish on everything? If I were his teacher and I didn't have to worry about Borb coming in to yell at me for not giving their precious little retаrd a perfect score, I'd have failed the entire assignment if I saw one single Spanish word.
When Chris got those shitty marks and tard-raged about it, I bet he was sent to the principal's office, leaving him asking "WHY????!!!!!". He honestly wouldn't have known what he did wrong.
 
sikotik said:
Everything I've seen so far looks like the work of a stereotypical immature bully stoner JERK who's just biding his time until he can drop out.
An actual exceptional individual would have put in more effort and done better.
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But it is Chris we are talking about, they pretty much gave him a passing grade for showing up.
 
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