Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
theStingraY said:
She did an absolute number on you when she cucked you.
I don't know how he didn't leave after that burn.
 
Narcissa showing her dick on stream (trying to get intentionally permabanned) and raging was one of the funniest things in existence :lit:. When I first heard about it, my reaction was literally "1.) This is why people think the trans community are a bunch of loons 2.) You didn't need to go that farr...."

Girl, there's a delete account button in the settings, you didn't need to go that far :story:
 
Narcissa showing her dick on stream (trying to get intentionally permabanned) and raging was one of the funniest things in existence :lit:. When I first heard about it, my reaction was literally "1.) This is why people think the trans community are a bunch of loons 2.) You didn't need to go that farr...."

Girl, there's a delete account button in the settings, you didn't need to go that far :story:

I unironically want to see what it looks like.
 
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I am really excited for the decision between "online is the future, fuck live tournaments" and "omg i am actually invited to a live tournament!". Which will win: the Futurism-inspired conviction or the need for attention and visibility? Place your bets!

I think it's all an excuse for the fact he has become a photophobic cave dweller who looks like some kind of blind cave fish/ghoul hybrid. People would quail away in horror at the sight of this weirdo.
 
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Narco's bracket.

If Narco wins the online finals held in Feb 9, that means a ticket to PAX East, and yes this is the same tournament Numbers lost at, different regions though so the only chance of they meeting is in PAX.

There are 2 more qualifiers, one Feb 16th and one March 9, so even if Narco loses these finals there are 2 more chances. This of course also applies to our boy Numbers, who is preparing for his second chance.

Hope to see them both in PAX.
 
I hope he qualifies. Seeing him in public at a high-profile tournament at a major gaming event would be fascinating and hilarious given that he hasn't left his room for like 3 years and won't be able to handle tourney pressure.

He's suddenly motivated because he tastes a chance to revitalise his popularity by placing well, which makes sense since greed is the only thing that could edge out his laziness and arrogance.
 
Question, is this tournament at PAX East going to be streamed on Twitch? If so, then they'll most definitely do whatever it takes so Cosmo cannot be seen either on screen, or any mentions (names and whatnot) are shown either. Twitch has strict guidelines in that banned streamers cannot be shown in other streams, as that effectively counts for ban evasion.
 
Question, is this tournament at PAX East going to be streamed on Twitch? If so, then they'll most definitely do whatever it takes so Cosmo cannot be seen either on screen, or any mentions (names and whatnot) are shown either. Twitch has strict guidelines in that banned streamers cannot be shown in other streams, as that effectively counts for ban evasion.

Twitch's TOS enforcement is arbitrary and they'll conveniently forget if it's for the sake of an event like PAX, and that's assuming they care enough to contact PAX and tell them because otherwise the TOs aren't going to care enough to fuck up their production for something so trivial.

The only banned Twitch streamer who's faced what you describe is Ice Poseidon, and that's because Twitch staff have an intense and personal hatred for him.
 
The only banned Twitch streamer who's faced what you describe is Ice Poseidon, and that's because Twitch staff have an intense and personal hatred for him.
Actually, there was another streamer that got banned, a StarCraft player named Avilo, and streamers/tournament casters weren't allowed to talk about him, and any tournaments that included him couldn't have any reference to him on screen.

Though, true, Twitch might look the other way if it's something as big as PAX. We'll see.
 
Oh, this tournament. I was almost interested in joining it myself, but it's a super-casual setup. Items on, gimmicky stages, completely open to anybody over age 13, and online for a majority of the bracket. It's more of a goofy fun tournament than a serious venue like Genesis 6. At least there's a partial chance they might have to leave their home.
 
Slow week for narco, since he stopped streaming, he gonna play on the nintendo shit in like 11 hours, if he wins, ninty gonna fly him to pax to play on stage, if he loses, well, who knows whats gonna happen, maybe some crying on his discord
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-tFlDGypI
nintendo stream, I guess narco gonna stream at the same time too
 
Slow week for narco, since he stopped streaming, he gonna play on the nintendo shit in like 11 hours, if he wins, ninty gonna fly him to pax to play on stage, if he loses, well, who knows whats gonna happen, maybe some crying on his discord
O8DTmaM.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-tFlDGypI
nintendo stream, I guess narco gonna stream at the same time too
one can only hope that he wins the qualifier for enhanced IRL hijinks , i wonder if nintendo still has him on record as cosmo wright from nintendo world championships
 
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Slow week for narco, since he stopped streaming, he gonna play on the nintendo shit in like 11 hours, if he wins, ninty gonna fly him to pax to play on stage, if he loses, well, who knows whats gonna happen, maybe some crying on his discord
O8DTmaM.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-tFlDGypI
nintendo stream, I guess narco gonna stream at the same time too
There's almost 0% chance Cosmo makes it past the qualifiers
 
He might just off himself if he doesn't qualify; would trigger some form of PTSD from the NUMBERS episode.
 
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