During Christmas, nobody is safe...
Santa Cuz broke into my house one night
He held me down but in vain I put up a fight
He was black, I was white, this just wasn't right
He was big, I was tight, and his cock was within sight
He was a big, dark man who was scary
His purple mushroom tip approached and his junk felt hairy
I squirmed, fought, and tried to parry
But he managed to push through my ass and bust my anal cherry
I was unhappy that he broke the seal
As he kept pumping, I let out a squeal
I offered him money to stop but he refused that deal
His urethra vacuumed a fecalized meal
He said I had been a bad boy, so for Christmas I’d get coal
Then he pulled out his dick and shoved coal down my asshole
Then he pushed the coal down my asshole with his love shaftpole
It felt as though my body was on the verge of departing from my soul
This excruciating pain was absolutely agonizing
I could no longer take this anal terrorizing
It felt like his cock continued to grow in size,
As he continued to brutally sodomize
He was black, I was white
He was big, I was tight
Nothing at all was right
On this dreaded fateful night
Took my head, dragged me south
Forced me to employ my mouth
The name of the game was blow job
On his nob I had to slob
He’s in the neighborhood, on a rampage
Going door to door, causing anal damage
If you refuse to be his bitch
You could wind up in a six foot ditch
His only weapon is his phallus
He can always use it because it's callused
If you survive this, you can almost swear
It was nothing more than a nightmare
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the hood
Not a thang was stirring, not even my wood;
That is until I saw a white boy, through some glass,
I wanted to break it, to begin raping his ass;
So I smashed open the window, unzipping my fly,
I was just an OG muthafucka, with a queer eye;
I was in my boxers, and him in his jeans
I wouldn't settle for this to be any clean
I threw down to the floor, and kicked his ass fo sho
Now I must rape him, ho ho ho ho HO HO HO HO HO
I tore the jeans down to his ankles
A new elf to add to the flock
I presented my giftwrapped present
Sliding it out from beneath my jock
I was now the real Santa
The victim my fucking sleigh
No reindeer to pull him
His bright red face led the way
Some coal, I decided to use
No lube, his asshole I abuse
This rape, he cannot just refuse
His look, a poor lad confused
My junk, now dripping with spunk
I laughed, filled him full of crunk
My rod, now it really stunk
Oh god, it smells like a skunk
He now lay turd burgled
His anus chapped and raw
My sack had been emptied out
I HO HO HO'd at what I saw
This poor man lay bleeding
My escape must be fleeting
My cock I am now beating
I bid you season's greetings
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingling down the street
Oh what fun it is to streak while taking a big leak
My dong is huge, from it no refuge
Your ass is now mine to take, I'll rape you with a fucking rake
The cops gazed upon my phallus
As I sprinted through the snow
Cloaked in darkness I stay hidden
Down the chimney I must go
I scurry to the icy roof
Instead I get a striking urge
Squatting over the chimney stack
My bowels begin to violently surge
My cornhole won't stop polluting
As the police keep on shooting
I squeal as a bullet hits my sphincter
Molten anal fudge spews this winter
My options are now decreasing
A bullet did some anal greasing
A rapid loss of blood I'm losing
My choice I'm mighty swift in choose
I jump, falling to the snow
My dick, sustaining the blow
I moan, agony I know
Oh no, here come the po po po
I wince, flailing from the blow
My wang, cumming at full flow
My ass, bloody diarhea hole
The cops, "arrest without parole!"
He’s in the neighborhood, on a rampage
Going door to door, causing anal damage
If you refuse to be his bitch
You could wind up in a six foot ditch
His only weapon is his phallus
He can always use it because it's callused
If you survive this, you can almost swear
It was nothing more than a nightmare
Last night, a colored individual was seen escaping from police officers in the Big Bear area, The infamous Santa Cuz has struck once again. His face was indistinguishable because of the dark night, but the officers do have a composite sketch of the offender's genetalia. If you've seen these genitals, contact the Big Bear police department immediately. We repeat, he is still at large--both literally and figuratively. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide everyone. Nobody is safe. They rapin' everyone up in here.
