Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,107
I still think of that video of Cosmo getting BTFO at the Nintendo World Championships. John got a 15 second time handicap because Cosmo completed the previous 3 levels faster than he did, which puts into context just how pathetic Cosmo's failure was. I can see how that humiliating fiasco weighed on him and caused him to turn troon.

I haven't played SMM in ages and am hardly an expert platformer, but I just had a go at the level that ruined Cosmo. The jumps near the beginning that Cosmo choked so hard on were incredibly easy.

If I had to make a guess I'd say the downvotes are not because the runner is trans but rather because the BotW speedrunning community made a gentlemen's agreement that year to not submit any runs for GDQ because the run was still heavily unoptimized and they didn't want their first showing at a marathon to be sloppy. Cue sneaky troon who sees a chance to get a lot of attention at a major event because none of the top runners who would otherwise have been picked over them submitted any runs.

Indeed. Troon drama is ruining speedrunning, and that's bad. Speedrunning can still be really entertaining--AGDQ 2018 itself, of all things, has some good examples of that. I looked at a few runs at AGDQ 2018 and enjoyed quite a few of them. The B2W2 run was a highlight even though Trev didn't get the manip at the beginning (which is reliant on randomness that was basically out of the player's hands), and the Superstar Saga run was honestly eyepopping and had some really cool execution. Both runs were commentated very well, too. I'd like to see more of that and less of the bullshit we saw with Orcastraw's self-aggrandizement and Cosmo's attention whoring.

Unfortunately the people running GDQ are bent on making the stream as anodyne as possible and promoting these troon runners even if they're morally bankrupt, clearly opportunistic, or just plain unskilled. And oddly enough, I think Cosmo is in a unique position to fix that by dint of his transgenderism. Cosmo clearly has (or had) immense skill and acumen. He didn't have to become so vain and self-centred when he transitioned. He could have retained a good position in speedrunning--if not as a speedrunner (per Apollo Legend, he developed hand problems) then certainly as a bit of an "elder statesman," a knowledgeable figure, which to his credit he has become to a (small) extent--but he chose to let his drive for attention and obsession with all things gender colour his behaviour. If he drops the ridiculous attention whoring BS, he can not only put his career back on track but inspire more trans people to try their hand at speedrunning without having to be turned off by the toxicity of the ambassadors of their demographic in the speedrun community. And who knows, maybe we'll see another great pioneer who happens to be transgender.

There's so much good that Cosmo can still do and so much rot that he can still prevent. He doesn't have to be like this. He can be a better person, even while retaining his troon identity. His recent conduct is turning off fans, making speedrunning into a mockery, and ultimately hurting him. Nobody benefits except for careerist troons using his malaise to build their own social hierarchies, who in turn reinforce Cosmo's descent. That, I think, is the saddest part of Cosmo's story.
 
He didn't cut off his dinky winky yet, right?
Because he still looks and sounds like a man, although an exceptionally ugly one.

My Phone almost died when I tried to run his mug through FaceApp:
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Looks like our Lolcow did something to Zeldaspeedruns.com

The people running the site are trying to fix it as we speak, so get the tard cum while it is fresh.
He actually made it really creepy, there's zelda music in the backround but its all fucked up. Don't know if its on purpose or psychosis. Probably both.
 
Apparently Cosmo still owns the site, so no hacking involved.

I'd still figure other people involved ain't too happy about this though.

EDIT: oh yeah, the "creepy zelda music" in the background is apparently this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHUvykXL8Og

So I guess it's not Cosmo trying to be creepy, but managing to pull it off. Like usual nowadays.
 
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I still think of that video of Cosmo getting BTFO at the Nintendo World Championships. John got a 15 second time handicap because Cosmo completed the previous 3 levels faster than he did, which puts into context just how pathetic Cosmo's failure was. I can see how that humiliating fiasco weighed on him and caused him to turn troon.

I haven't played SMM in ages and am hardly an expert platformer, but I just had a go at the level that ruined Cosmo. The jumps near the beginning that Cosmo choked so hard on were incredibly easy.



Indeed. Troon drama is ruining speedrunning, and that's bad. Speedrunning can still be really entertaining--AGDQ 2018 itself, of all things, has some good examples of that. I looked at a few runs at AGDQ 2018 and enjoyed quite a few of them. The B2W2 run was a highlight even though Trev didn't get the manip at the beginning (which is reliant on randomness that was basically out of the player's hands), and the Superstar Saga run was honestly eyepopping and had some really cool execution. Both runs were commentated very well, too. I'd like to see more of that and less of the bullshit we saw with Orcastraw's self-aggrandizement and Cosmo's attention whoring.

Unfortunately the people running GDQ are bent on making the stream as anodyne as possible and promoting these troon runners even if they're morally bankrupt, clearly opportunistic, or just plain unskilled. And oddly enough, I think Cosmo is in a unique position to fix that by dint of his transgenderism. Cosmo clearly has (or had) immense skill and acumen. He didn't have to become so vain and self-centred when he transitioned. He could have retained a good position in speedrunning--if not as a speedrunner (per Apollo Legend, he developed hand problems) then certainly as a bit of an "elder statesman," a knowledgeable figure, which to his credit he has become to a (small) extent--but he chose to let his drive for attention and obsession with all things gender colour his behaviour. If he drops the ridiculous attention whoring BS, he can not only put his career back on track but inspire more trans people to try their hand at speedrunning without having to be turned off by the toxicity of the ambassadors of their demographic in the speedrun community. And who knows, maybe we'll see another great pioneer who happens to be transgender.

There's so much good that Cosmo can still do and so much rot that he can still prevent. He doesn't have to be like this. He can be a better person, even while retaining his troon identity. His recent conduct is turning off fans, making speedrunning into a mockery, and ultimately hurting him. Nobody benefits except for careerist troons using his malaise to build their own social hierarchies, who in turn reinforce Cosmo's descent. That, I think, is the saddest part of Cosmo's story.

Your proposed solution to the current lunacy assumes that their speedrunning respect can come back while being accompanied by the trans element when it's been thoroughly established that the transition likely happened as a result of coping with the loss of a trans person close to them.

The whole transition was so post facto and so obviously a coping mechanism that, in my opinion, I don't think the two aspects can coexist healthily.
 
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[9:34 AM] ♕ Narcissa: i don't like the current management of zsr nor do i like that they are taking what i originally made as a place to share glitch resources and spinning it into a career
[9:36 AM] ♕ Narcissa: in which they are the kings and all the runners get taken advantage of
[9:39 AM] ♕ Narcissa: 'course i'm the queen
[9:40 AM] ♕ Narcissa: i will be vengeful and self interested until i have pushed everyone else out of my space
[9:40 AM] ♕ Narcissa: and then i will have peace and quiet
 
[1:27 PM] ♕ Narcissa: started it,
after the maxx recode i had 0 to do with anything on it, it's completely built by others at this point(edited)
[1:30 PM] ♕ Narcissa: bokoblins, dragonbane, and trezco, piloting the ship, selling graphic tees and playing overwatch
[1:30 PM] ♕ Narcissa: and running speedrun charity marathons
[1:30 PM] ♕ Narcissa: its gross to meee
So basically, Narco got salty because the site was selling t-shirts to cover server costs while he can't wring more money out of sleeping and doing drugs on stream. He thinks the modest success of zeldaspeedruns is his by right because "he started it" eventhough other people put in all the work after that, so he got jealous and lashed out. Toxic doesn't even begin to describe this loon, but most people won't call him out because he's a troon. One of the community members Narco namedropped even apologized.
 
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