Nebula / Standard Broadcast LLC - A Creator-Owned Streaming Service

[Eventide]

The fact that the entire news feed looks like something straight out of Al Jazeera English, which is basically just a propaganda arm of the Qatari government is just the coincidence.

At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if the entire Breadtube lot are all registered as foreign agents Something is certainly glowing (& clearly anti-American) in that sphere of the interwebz.

I do wonder if Trump's Middle East visit will impact Nebula/Breadtube's suspicious financing? Lindsay Ellis is currently crying poverty on Bluesky (despite being on what seems to be a luxurious Deutschland vacation ). So perhaps the Nebula = broke rumors are true?

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Did Nebula forget to give Kofie an access card to their "Nebula creator studio" that soyface CEO kept bragging about? Why is Kofie filming with a shitty mic in what looks to be his child's playroom?

Shame Kofie's a libsh!t, if he'd gone the Barstool Sports route, Portnoy would have at least given him a proper Youtuber-setup (ring light, microphone, camera, etc) and free pizzeria vouchers.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[grapeshark77]

lol his "Nebula exclusives" are literally his Patreon videos. They must have been desperate for sports content because this is somehow below the low standards they already have.

 

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lol his "Nebula exclusives" are literally his Patreon videos. They must have been desperate for sports content because this is somehow below the low standards they already have.

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Well, if the majority of Nebula creators aren't being paid for their content being featured on Nebula (as the rumors allege) than I can see why "Nebula talent" (...oxymoron?) wouldn't bother with creating real Nebula content.

In other news:

Ugly retarded troon that will never be a real woman (or man? IDK its' so hideous, I forgot which way it was trooning) Jesse Gender, was bitching about Greta Thornburg being taken as a "hostage" by the evil Sith Empire of Israel . I phrased it that way 'cause Jesse also made a video where it compares Israel to the Star Wars Sith-run evil Empire. Leftists really suck at going mask-off antisemitic.

Just say kike, Jessie. We know you want to.


Anyway, they must have been chastised by the soyface Nebula CEO for their barrage of "Greta is a hostage" posts, 'cause it deleted most of them. Alas, I don't care enough to go find all the deleted posts on the Wayback Machine (if they're even archived there).

Spoiler: retarded troon slop

I will continue doubling down on "Nebula will go belly up by the end of the year" bet. 'cause retarded troon ramblings, knock off British gameshows, & regurgitated Patreon content is the best Nebula has to offer.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Eventide]

He looks really tired (stoned?)

Also, I thought Nebula creators weren't supposed to have sponsors in their videos, even the ones they posted on Youtube? (The videos on Youtube are supposed to just say "sponsored by Nebula...)

...although now that I think about it, the most recently Pinely video that I watched (which was posted months after he joined Nebula) had a sponsor

*puts more evidence on the "Nebula is going broke" conspiracy string board*

Poor Kofie. If only he didn't think he was above Barstool Sports. Say what you will about Portnoy (...to be honest, I'm surprised Portnoy doesn't have his own lolcow thread by now), but he at least pays his talents.

 

[Tealeaf]

Also, I thought Nebula creators weren't supposed to have sponsors in their videos, even the ones they posted on Youtube? (The videos on Youtube are supposed to just say "sponsored by Nebula...)

While Nebula can sponsor them on YouTube, I don’t think they ever made it exclusive in that way. The promise is that the Nebula version of the video is unsponsored.

 

[Flexo]

Hah! AJW roasts one of the Nebula contributors.

Bonus mention of Keffals at the start too. I like that he's becoming a verb for "online swindler."

 

[Eventide]

Hah! AJW roasts one of the Nebula contributors.

Bonus mention of Keffals at the start too. I like that he's becoming a verb for "online swindler."

What's even more insane, is that before his "I'm so poor, give me money plz" grifting fundraiser, the dude literally JUST went on a Caribbean cruise! (He was posting endless photos bragging about it on Bluesky)

I tried to search through his dumb tankie brainrot posts on Bluesky to find the ones about his cruise trip (and it was a luxury cruise too, not a cheap one!), but I got distracted by this post (on the topic of Keffals):

Spoiler: troon brainrot

I swear, whatever brainrot disease that is effecting Breadtubers critical thinking skills, needs to be in the next edition of the DSM-5-TR

Edit:

Still can't find cruise pics, but found something way funnier!

Spoiler: uhhhh....

I guess the prediction is correct, in the sense that he (as a tankie commie) considers anyone who criticizes him a Nazi.

 

[Flexo]

Hmm.... well...

Sweet! Robots finally arise!

 

[Eventide]

Went through Ian's entire Bluesky *I need a strong drink...*

TLDR, Ian seems to have deleted all his Caribbean cruise photos The trip happened around late September/early October, if I remember correctly.

 

[Hemlock Latte]

The phrasing "I'd like to talk about my streaming service, Nebula" bothers me to no end. It's not yours at all, it's Curiosity Stream's. Striking in its cultishness, always feels a bit off. Some of the content creators are very good at what they do, Big Joel, Sarah Z in particular. But I've been watching them since before they were ever involved in Nebula or vice versa. Nebula has literally nothing to do with why I like those creators.

 

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So Nebula's resident Iranian supremacist came so close to realizing why his views are problematic:

You'd think, all those close calls of accidentally attending ISLAMIST TERRORIST funded rallies, would have clued him in

He's also super pissed that the Washington Post published a photo of Iranians doing stereotypical durkadurka goatfucking shit:

Iranian American refugee who won't shut up about how much he despises America and Israel on social media, is angry and offended the news depicts photos of Iranians burning American and Israeli flags? Uh...???

Like, is that 'cause of Taqiyya/he doesn't want "infidels" to realize it's not a religion of peace, & they actually hate America?

 

[Ninon42]

Nebula has kinda slowed down their output while Wiskus LARPs as a real executive producer on Sub/liminal. Their pet NY-based Variety writer that Wiskus uses for all their press releases has covered just how proud he is of getting like actual actors instead of the lowly YouTubers that compose their entire stable. The other show the creators (well, TitS at least) have been shilling for in Nebula ad reads is Abolish Everything, and it looks appropriately insufferable. Leftie comedians doing improv/debate; death cannot come fast enough.

 

[Eventide]

Nebula has kinda slowed down their output while Wiskus LARPs as a real executive producer on Sub/liminal. Their pet NY-based Variety writer that Wiskus uses for all their press releases has covered just how proud he is of getting like actual actors instead of the lowly YouTubers that compose their entire stable. The other show the creators (well, TitS at least) have been shilling for in Nebula ad reads is Abolish Everything, and it looks appropriately insufferable. Leftie comedians doing improv/debate; death cannot come fast enough.

Who keeps giving hateful batsh!t troon Jessie Gender work?

The first season of “Sub/liminal,” which began filming May 19 and is set to premiere in late 2025, includes episodes written and directed by popular creators on the Nebula platform, including Patrick Willems, Amir Moini, Jacob Torpey, Jessie Earl, Joe Scott, Tom van der Linden, Matthew Kelly and Tiana Michele.

Like I've said before, I feel bad for those Jetlag guys, & I hope they're being compensated enough. Clearly the fruits of their labor is funding all of Nebula's "obviously will fail" lefty nonsense. Jetlag is literally the only thing people talk about in the Nebula subreddit/the only Nebula show with any fandom.

 

[Ninon42]

Who keeps giving hateful batsh!t troon Jessie Gender work?

Their other main tranny actor is Olly Thorn and he can't act for shit, as was painfully demonstrated in his starring role in Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend. Gotta get that alphabet representation.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Crosspost:

Nebula (the "by creators for creators" video site that Jason is invested in) takes a larger cut than YouTube (the evil megacorporation) does:
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YouTube ad revenue and YouTube premium subscriptions are split 55/45 in favor of the video maker and memberships/superchats are split 70/30, again in favor of the creator.

Once again, proof that Nebula is only marketed as "creator-owned" when it isn't actually.

 

[Hirbowedge]

Like I've said before, I feel bad for those Jetlag guys, & I hope they're being compensated enough. Clearly the fruits of their labor is funding all of Nebula's "obviously will fail" lefty nonsense. Jetlag is literally the only thing people talk about in the Nebula subreddit/the only Nebula show with any fandom.

The Jetlag guys are writers for Sam Denby and his channels Wendover Prod. and Half as Interesting. They are likely 100% onboard with any stupid leftist shit.

I wouldn't feel bad for any of them, which sucks because Jetlag is genuinely great. It's innovative and the guys besides Sam are likeable. Even Sam has his moments.

Until their politics come up. Like a spider that scurries under your bed. You see it once, then you are uneasy for rest of the episode.