Neckbeard and Nice Guy Stories - Take a shower before you go outside, please.

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KiwiShoto said:
I've been messaged by my business email by someone who dared used this to inquire about my next cosplay (Which was Killua from HunterXHunter):

*Tips fedora, smiling impishly at you* Hello My Lady, I'm Here To Inquire About Your Next Sale That is Supposed To Be Fantasy, Mind Me Asking Who You Will Be Cosplaying? *I look you up and down, a bulge growing into my pants to signify my dominance and confidence* I Would Reccomend Cosplaying Miss Asuna From Sword Art Online~ *I get a nose bleed imagining your bouncy tits stressing against the costume as the bulge grows bigger*
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damn, wish I had the horrifying rating :cryblood:
 
KiwiShoto said:
I have a really bad meetings with them during my job but only when I do cosplays. (I work at an anime store and it's the only one in my town)
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>be roastie
>hired to work in cosplay
>target market is neets, weebs and other shut-ins
>be mad when those people aren't tactful and nice-looking/smelling

Maybe try not getting a job in a slaughterhouse if you're a thin-skinned vegan.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What is the ratio of said creeps to other customers?
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for every 10 creeps there are at least 2 chill normal customers.

Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
>be roastie
>hired to work in cosplay
>target market is neets, weebs and other shut-ins
>be mad when those people aren't tactful and nice-looking/smelling

Maybe try not getting a job in a slaughterhouse if you're a thin-skinned vegan.
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This is a thread for us to share stories, and listen, I actually enjoy my job because I do meet some shut ins and neets that are chill.

Also don't assume I'm vegan, hun, that's utterly rude and impolite.
 
KiwiShoto said:
This is a thread for us to share stories, and listen, I actually enjoy my job because I do meet some shut ins and neets that are chill.

Also don't assume I'm vegan, hun, that's utterly rude and impolite.
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The bit about veganism is a metaphor for your behavior.

You work as a model, your job is to look a certain way and entice customers. Acting shocked when creeps act creepy towards you is incredibly naive, especially in the world of anime which is populated more than normally by virgins with no idea how to behave around girls.
 
so what you're saying is that either you or your shop, are just a giant creepo magnet.
I've worked at retail, not for anime stuff, but for videogames and we got our weirdos too, but they were a minority.
let's say 1-2 out of 10.
 
KiwiShoto said:
So here is a quick story about my own experience with these masses of blubber. So, power level showing but I work at an anime shop that isn't too popular but it's the only one in my town. So naturally Neckbeards are flocking this store a lot.
I need to cosplay every Friday to bring in more customers. I don't need to cosplay strictly female characters or strictly male as long is it goes with that week's sale theme. So I decide to play it safe this certain Friday and dress up as Ritsuka from Dancing with Devils I personally found her more entertaining in general and I was supposed to do a dating sim character. But as I worked and stood outside the shop, holding a small stack of papers for the sale. I normally go as far as the food court. This time I was upstairs and was walking around and chatting with people. Naturally I walk by hot-topic because anime losers sometimes go into there. But I go through and get more people to come to my work place. when I was chatting with a worker there, that was when I smelled him the Neckbeard that I'll call, SLIW (Shojo Love Interest Wannabe). He was disgusting. It was like someone shit sulfur acid and then bathed in rotting lasagna. Sadly I was to give out as many fliers as I can. So I turn to face him after I hear his nasally voice simply say,
"EXXXXXXCUUUUUUSSSSSSE me, M'Lady." I am met with a 5'3", about as big around as he was tall, long greasy hair, a five'o-clock shadow that I swear I could see the ghosts of Cheetos in it.
"Hi there! Would you like a flier for my store's newest sale on any and all dating sims and harem animes." I greet, instantly regretting it because the poor worker who I was chatting with had ran away to behind the counter that was next to us.
"Yes, my kawaii-desu empress of hell."
That reply had made me want to crawl into a hole and Die. But I hand him the flier carefully, he grabs it and tries to grab my hand. I thankfully pull away quickly and laugh awkwardly.
"Our store is down stairs by the Food Court and over where the old [Some dress Store Name] was! Just across the Laser tag!" I clarify, knowing at most would know exactly where it's located. But what I didn't expect was that this guy had told me to show him there. I normally would but I don't wanna be alone with this creep so I make up an excuse along the lines of,
"Sorry! I'm not allowed to show others there but you can find our store on the mall maps!" Which would only irritates SLIW who only starts to insist for me to show him to the store. The most obvious fucking store that is down stairs with a huge life sized cardboard cut out of Kill La Kill's main character in her battle uniform. Thankfully one of the hot-topic workers clocked out and saved me by asking if he can help me go back to my store. Which I accept instantly because this guy was so much nicer.
I quickly leave, hearing this neckbeard reveal himself to be also a "nice guy" by saying that I only went with this worker because I, a young adult woman dressed as a high school girl for cosplay, love "chad" cock and am a dirty slut who dresses provocatively so full grown men could look at me. (I will provide a photo of my character's main outfit and looks.)


This was only the first time I met this guy, there are more but I'll see who all would enjoy to read more about this guy before posting more.
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Quite the cliched encounter, isn't it?
 
I'm Just A Human Bean said:
Have you had any more online interactions with them? Maybe with screencaps to share?
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Oh yes! I’ve had plenty of interactions with them. In fact today, right now, I’m at the mall doing off fucking around with my friend and used her as a human shield because I spotted SLIW today. He looked creepily desperate to find me as I had walked into my work place to shop.
 
Dink Smallwood said:
have you told your boss about this guy?
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Yeah, but my boss can’t do anything because he’s not outright sexually harrassing people.

Though, his antics today when me and my friend checked out all that we wanted from the store was funny. He demanded to see my boss since I was “clearly” on clock (I am wearing a rick and Morty hoodie, a hufflepuff headband, wearing a Messenger bag, and wearing blue jeans. The in work, when I don’t cosplay, uniform is a Black shirt, any works as long as it isn’t gross, a lanyard with your store ID on it, and black or khaki pants/skirt/shorts/etc.) and wasn’t helping him out. My boss works cash register so she says sure, fake walks down stairs behind the counter, stands back up and states she is the owner of the store.

(Our store also believes heavily in workers treating customers with the same respect the customers treat workers.)
 
aqua sama said:
so what you're saying is that either you or your shop, are just a giant creepo magnet.
I've worked at retail, not for anime stuff, but for videogames and we got our weirdos too, but they were a minority.
let's say 1-2 out of 10.
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Well I say that because I work Mondays and Fridays, though sometimes I work Wednesdays.

Nazi vegeta said:
Wait how old are you and how old is this guy?
Is he one of those lolicons?
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I’m actually 18, but I just got a baby face and I’m sorta short. And by “this guy” you mean Shojo Love Interest Wannabe, then Imma guess around thirty. I don’t know his real age but he is probably in his late twenties to mid thirties. He’s fat, sweaty and looks at the 18+ section of the store too much.
Some lolicons I have met while working are chill guys, telling me that They only like the types of Lolis that are LEGAL. Which I can approve of by the 18+ shit they buy.
 
KiwiShoto said:
Well I say that because I work Mondays and Fridays, though sometimes I work Wednesdays.


I’m actually 18, but I just got a baby face and I’m sorta short. And by “this guy” you mean Shojo Love Interest Wannabe, then Imma guess around thirty. I don’t know his real age but he is probably in his late twenties to mid thirties. He’s fat, sweaty and looks at the 18+ section of the store too much.
Some lolicons I have met while working are chill guys, telling me that They only like the types of Lolis that are LEGAL. Which I can approve of by the 18+ shit they buy.
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Zorry to disappoint, but I dont think theres such a thing as a legal loli.
14 is the oldest a loli can be.
 
Nazi vegeta said:
Zorry to disappoint, but I dont think theres such a thing as a legal loli.
14 is the oldest a loli can be.
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They mean like full grown woman who look young. They have chill gfs I’ve met. I straight up asked these girls for ID since they look young and they showed me multiple references that they are above 18.
 
I CONTROL THE EMAIL OUR WORKPLACE HAS ALONG WITH THE OWNER SO I JUST GOT A FRESH NEW EMAIL FROM THESE CREEPS TO MY UNDERAGED CO-WORKER.
 
Blue is under aged Co-worker’s name, Purple is mine, and the red is the creep. My boss is pissed and is texting me rn.
 

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KiwiShoto said:
They mean like full grown woman who look young. They have chill gfs I’ve met. I straight up asked these girls for ID since they look young and they showed me multiple references that they are above 18.
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All right. Then I dont think thdy can be classified as lolicons.
I'm kinda happy Im not part of this fucked up world of yours.
And imo Anime died in the 80es.
Evdrything else after is faggotry. No offense.
 
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