Neckbeard and Nice Guy Stories - Take a shower before you go outside, please.

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I've met one in a clinic I visit monthly to get prescription pills - he not only looked rather cliche, but started approaching me right after he saw that I wear a band tee. He was obviously retarded tho, besides, he left me alone after I ignored him talking and gave him a stern glare.
 
aqua sama said:
I'm getting curious, what city is that you're in?
So I know where not to go. Sounds like a bad place. creepy weaboos, wannabe rapists, not full of nice people...
Next you're gonna tell me it's full of niggers and muslims too, lol.
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I actually live in a small town in Iowa, it's not really that big of a town but there is a lot of druggies, weirdos, and gangs in my town. Most people recommend getting home before 8 pm in my town.
 
I want to believe your stories are true, but I find it hard to believe a store would have a cutout of the girl from Kill La Kill in her "battle uniform" out in front at a mall where families are out and about.
 
scorptatious said:
I want to believe your stories are true, but I find it hard to believe a store would have a cutout of the girl from Kill La Kill in her "battle uniform" out in front at a mall where families are out and about.
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It was up for sale and was a one time thing, we now have a cardboard cut of My Hero Academia's Izuku and All Might.

aqua sama said:
yeah, I would carry a gun with me if I were you.
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I'm pretty sure most people in my town carries a gun.
 
KiwiShoto said:
Have you never fucking been around areas where fucking assholes are?

And do you fucks go through life fucking blind and believing the world is innocent?

I’m just letting people have a place to feel free to post stories about their worst experiences with legbeards, neck beards, and nice guys. if you don’t like it then don’t comment.
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We get it love, your super hot and awesome and everyone harrasses you 24/7 and everything is literal rape.

You sound completely insufferable irl.
 
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seems the only way to solve this rivalry, is through a bitchslapping contest, while immersed in tard cum and mud.
 
I was at a party with a nice guy once. He complimented my fire beanie that I was wearing and when I sat at a couch and started reading, he sat next to me and tried to chat. I wasn't interested but decided to talk to him because I had nothing better to do. The guy was some fat loser with long hair and that's all I remember about him. He kept chatting with me and started asking me for my number. I told him I had a boyfriend who was at the party with me. He said that was cool, and kept asking me for my damn number. This person was a complete tool and a loser. And my assumptions ended up being right since my boyfriend knew the guy and he told me that this guy was some pathetic user who was in his 30's, still living with his grandma, and a meth user.
Eventually this guy told me that if I wanted to "stay with my boyfriend" that I should get up and leave or stay and date him. I got up and left.

Hours later I realized my hat was gone and it turned out that this douche was wearing my hat. I immediately threw the hat out because it was soiled.
 
I also kept seeing a niceguy-ish type on a bus stop - never talked to him, but saw him trying to chat up normal-looking women. He was round-faced, with stupid-looking goatee and hair gathered in a short tail, incredibly arrogant facial expression, generic vidja logo tees (always black with red logos) and pretend-katana umbrella which he carried in a way that maximised its visibility.
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
I also kept seeing a niceguy-ish type on a bus stop - never talked to him, but saw him trying to chat up normal-looking women. He was round-faced, with stupid-looking goatee and hair gathered in a short tail, incredibly arrogant facial expression, generic vidja logo tees (always black with red logos) and pretend-katana umbrella which he carried in a way that maximised its visibility.
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of course he didnt chase you. You were clearly out of his league.
 
Some of this sounds exaggerated but for the sake of convo, I'll suspend disbelief. God knows if it's anyplace where neckbeard hyperbole can be reality, it's a fucking anime store.

But hey, you invited people to tell their own stories and I have some concerning an ex friend of mine from high school. Back then we were really close, even though we didn't necessarily have the same personality (he was an enormous prick) but we were like minded politically and had a similar sense of humor.

A thing we tended to butt heads on a lot was women. He wasn't a Nice Guy in the traditional sense because he had a dating record and could actually be pretty charismatic when the situation called for it, but he had the hallmark Nice Guy characteristic of interpreting anything a girl did, even a simple willingness to speak to him, as an invitation to creep on her.

I feel like in most cases this happens out of desperation, but in his it was just pure ego. This dude really thought he was hot shit despite being fat, pasty and unemployed. Stack all that with hard headedness and a generally argumentative nature, and he found himself getting rejected a lot.

Most of the girls that got caught up in it ended up having to cut him off completely after a few weeks because the more they had to turn him down, the more abrasive and insistent he'd become, and this of course was always followed up with lamentations of being led on and thrown over for a Chad and blah blah blah

I think a story that best demonstrates both his ego and a general vacuum of self awareness was a time we'd gone out to a restaurant a few months after graduating high school. So we're seated at a table, and a few rows down from us is a fairly attractive Hispanic couple in a booth, I'd say probably in their early to mid 30's. We're both waiting for our food and I'm facing away from them so I'm only gonna crane my head so much, but even I can tell the guy is kinda drunk.

There's nothing particularly alarming about this, he's mostly just cozying up to her and acting goofy and she's mostly smiles, doesn't seem particularly bothered. This ex friend of mine is paying way more attention than I am though. So much so that he knows they're married because he can see the ring on the woman's finger, and as couple minutes go by he starts to insist that she's making deliberate eye contact with him.

All of this somehow snowballs in his head to the point where he thinks this woman is in an unhappy marriage with an alcoholic and now she's totally looking to jump on some random pudgy white teenager's dick at a restaurant. I tell him he just sounds thirsty and kinda delusional but he's remarking about how the woman looks more and more unhappy as time goes on (it's been like, 12 minutes) and sure enough I crane my head once more and she is looking kinda...uncomfortable.

Right before our food comes out he says he's going to try to give her his number by nodding to her, which I guess is some magical nonverbal code for "meet me by the bathroom" that everyone automatically understands.

So he does it. Despite my objections, he seriously makes sustained eye contact with her, nods and then heads off towards the bathroom. And to my absolute shock, once he's out of my field of vision, she gets up!

....and heads in the opposite direction, towards the bar, and I see her talking to a server. By the time ex friend comes back, the couple's moved to another booth, out of sight. It can't be confirmed but it's pretty clear she got tired of the doughy white kid making rape eyes at her from across the room and asked to be seated somewhere else.

Don't know how she broke that down to her husband, but wooh boy did I have fun taking the piss outta him for that. Hilarious thing is in all of his embarrassment, he still blamed it on her because she, and I quote, "started it"
 
I was assaulted by a neckbeard because I'm super duper mega attractive and I have lots of friends but thankfully I have you guys to tell about it
 
Nazi vegeta said:
You're just jealous, that you dont have your personal weaboo stalker rapist, who tips his fedora at you.
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Nah I just have my doubts that anyone who's attractive enough to have 60 gorillion come on/rape attempts daily while working as a model would hang out on this forum of all places.
 
Ruin said:
Nah I just have my doubts that anyone who's attractive enough to have 60 gorillion come on/rape attempts daily while working as a model would hang out on this forum of all places.
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So youre saying there are no attractive females on kiwifarms?

Hey, you said it not me.


(Btw my first rep was obviously sarcasm)
 
Hey guiz so I was hanging out in front of a comic store in my kickass new Kill La Kill! cosplay when a hoard of filthy weaboos overcome with lust tried to poz my neghole but luckily I did some kickass anime magical girl ninja moves and fended them off while doing a sassy finger wave. Then the guy behind the counter peeled of his face to reveal that he was Albert Einstein all along and started clapping! I was then made queen of the universe, can you believe it?
 
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