Neckbeard and Nice Guy Stories - Take a shower before you go outside, please.

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Nazi vegeta said:
So youre saying there are no attractive females on kiwifarms?

Hey, you said it not me.


(Btw my first rep was obviously sarcasm)
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Ruin said:
Hey guiz so I was hanging out in front of a comic store in my kickass new Kill La Kill! cosplay when a hoard of filthy weaboos overcome with lust tried to poz my neghole but luckily I did some kickass anime magical girl ninja moves and fended them off while doing a sassy finger wave. Then the guy behind the counter peeled of his face to reveal that he was Albert Einstein all along and started clapping! I was then made queen of the universe, can you believe it?
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CATFIGHT CATFIGHT CATFIGHT
 
Dink Smallwood said:
there aren't any females on kiwi farms period
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It's true. I'm actually a male Golden Retriever.

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Oh fun, salt!

I'll let you all know that I just dealt with a bunch of drunk teens while trying to sleep.

Also fun fact, I love it when parties end quickly and it's dead silent now at night! ^^

I also do like the fact more people are posting their stories, Please keep in mind anyone has a right to be here and I was cranky when I replied to the first two people who started calling me a liar.

Btw, You don't have to be a model or super fucking attractive to cosplay, I'm edging the weight of 170 and I'm (as i'm saying once more) only 5'4". I don't even do female cosplays most of the time unless I feel like not dealing with a binder.

To everyone who also has their own stories to share, Please, Share them to us all!
 
KiwiShoto said:
Oh fun, salt!

I'll let you all know that I just dealt with a bunch of drunk teens while trying to sleep.

Also fun fact, I love it when parties end quickly and it's dead silent now at night! ^^

I also do like the fact more people are posting their stories, Please keep in mind anyone has a right to be here and I was cranky when I replied to the first two people who started calling me a liar.

Btw, You don't have to be a model or super fucking attractive to cosplay, I'm edging the weight of 170 and I'm (as i'm saying once more) only 5'4". I don't even do female cosplays most of the time unless I feel like not dealing with a binder.

To everyone who also has their own stories to share, Please, Share them to us all!
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You strike me as someone who seeks out drama, even other people's... and then goes out of their way to complain about it.
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Nice Guys and neckbeards are especially funny to me just because I've known several IRL. OP's stories seemed a bit farfetched but I was kinda hoping it wouldn't derail because I wanted to hear other people's personal experiences with these losers.

Instead I got like, half a page of stories, and 5 pages of butthurt and autistic dog-piling.

I want my money back.
 
Globe said:
Nice Guys and neckbeards are especially funny to me just because I've known several IRL. OP's stories seemed a bit farfetched but I was kinda hoping it wouldn't derail because I wanted to hear other people's personal experiences with these losers.

Instead I got like, half a page of stories, and 5 pages of butthurt and autistic dog-piling.

I want my money back.
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maybe contribute your stories instead of adding another post of butthurt and whining, you dipshit
 
Ruin said:
Hey guiz so I was hanging out in front of a comic store in my kickass new Kill La Kill! cosplay when a hoard of filthy weaboos overcome with lust tried to poz my neghole but luckily I did some kickass anime magical girl ninja moves and fended them off while doing a sassy finger wave. Then the guy behind the counter peeled of his face to reveal that he was Albert Einstein all along and started clapping! I was then made queen of the universe, can you believe it?
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are you that frustrated of a tranny, that you cant take a thread clearly meant, not to be taken seriously and get this much butthurt over it?
I'm sure you're better than this.
 
Literally none of my posts on this website are serious. This is a shitposting website so that's what I do.

Anyone who takes any of my shitposts seriously is a gigantic retard.
 
Globe said:
check page 4, #73. I know this threads kinda not fun to read at this point but
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Reading your story was nice! I am really interested to read more of your stories about being around Neck beards and their kind.
 
KiwiShoto said:
Reading your story was nice! I am really interested to read more of your stories about being around Neck beards and their kind.
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you dont spend too much time around neckbeards, or there's always the risk that you'll get pozzed in your neghole!
I know because @Ruin told me so.
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
I also kept seeing a niceguy-ish type on a bus stop - never talked to him, but saw him trying to chat up normal-looking women. He was round-faced, with stupid-looking goatee and hair gathered in a short tail, incredibly arrogant facial expression, generic vidja logo tees (always black with red logos) and pretend-katana umbrella which he carried in a way that maximised its visibility.
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Can we just say that the Katana umbrella is a sure fired way to know if someone is a neckbeard/animeguy/nice guy?
 
I hope I get another bedtime story from shoto before i go to sleep.
I'd be happy even with just another rant from ruin. I love em both.
 
aqua sama said:
no you should not.
we were having fun. Do you want to become like ruin, who likes to ruin other's fun?
you do your stuff and he/she/whatever it is, does her butthurt/sassy comments.
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I don't want to ruin fun but It's tiring looking through this and seeing pure hate. Not to mention that I'm not given enough time to keep looking through this.
also I'm dealing with the results of breaking up with a mentally abusive ex and that fucking way of wording sounded just like something he would say before he would fuck up my brain.

So Please do not try to fucking guilt trip me.
 
KiwiShoto said:
I've been messaged by my business email by someone who dared used this to inquire about my next cosplay (Which was Killua from HunterXHunter):

*Tips fedora, smiling impishly at you* Hello My Lady, I'm Here To Inquire About Your Next Sale That is Supposed To Be Fantasy, Mind Me Asking Who You Will Be Cosplaying? *I look you up and down, a bulge growing into my pants to signify my dominance and confidence* I Would Reccomend Cosplaying Miss Asuna From Sword Art Online~ *I get a nose bleed imagining your bouncy tits stressing against the costume as the bulge grows bigger*
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Holy fucking lord Jesus, this made me dry heave


EDIT: To be clear, even if it's fake it still made me dry heave
 
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KiwiShoto said:
I don't want to ruin fun but It's tiring looking through this and seeing pure hate. Not to mention that I'm not given enough time to keep looking through this.
also I'm dealing with the results of breaking up with a mentally abusive ex and that fucking way of wording sounded just like something he would say before he would fuck up my brain.

So Please do not try to fucking guilt trip me.
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why dont you shit talk that faggot here? It would be a nice way to exorcise his effect on you.
Also there's no hate here. Ruin secretly loves you. I Can tell, because I'm an expert.
 
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