NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Lord Xenu]

Iran Topic

Never thought I'd see a day when the average resetera user is more anti-semetic than me. I guess I need to up my game

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

No they were run off the site long ago and specifically said on twitter they had to leave because people were going fucking psycho at them for things like including Hogwarts Legacy in the sales charts.
They had to post top 10 sales starting at 2 for months, just copy/pasting the sales charts was trans genocide
You can't say the games they seethe about sold well and you can't say the games they have chosen to simp for are doing badly, even as objective statistics.

Hogwarts Legacy's name was censored multiple times in various official sales threads. That's how petty resetera is.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Does anyone from the old SalesGAF still exist on that forum?

Pointing out flops seems to be a bannable offence now so I'd assume no.

They fucked off and formed UserBase, where idiots believe Welfare’s ridiculous made-up estimates for Xbox sales.

 

[Baraka Obama]

They fucked off and formed UserBase, where idiots who believe We.fare’s ridiculous made-up estimates for Xbox sales.

I completely forgot this existed: https://www.installbaseforum.com/

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

 

[jallsballs]

ameriacn condestinal language

 

[Lundgoff]

I honestly forgot the liberal pedo hub was still a thing. Are they still charging money to post on a fucking message board

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/signs-that-the-ai-bubble-is-popping.1276671/page-94

DULLARD??







I realized I was a retard going backwards so I restarted at page 1 here, to page 59

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-chinese-airforce-is-broken.1363216/

Not sure if I missed these, I went back in this KF topic to about this time to see if these were posted and I didnt see them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/singer-ayumi-hamasaki-performs-in-empty-shanghai-venue-after-concert-abruptly-axed.1369894/

Same here

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-next-generation-of-xbox-console-project-helix.1454797/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-heads-of-lucasfilm-are-very-much-onboard-with-simon-kinbergs-star-wars-trilogy-part-of-the-2030-slate.1409107/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/natedrake-sony-santa-monicas-new-game-set-within-the-god-of-war-universe-lead-character-revealed-more-action-focused-gameplay.1450120/

Longest ban reason I remember seeing

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playstation-studios-ot49-hunters-gathering-on-tau-ceti.1433161/page-182#post-152140207

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-sony-pulls-back-from-playstation-games-on-pc-ghost-of-yotei-port-and-other-internally-developed-games-scrapped.1452817/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-dring-the-game-business-re9-requiem-sold-best-on-ps5-also-a-huge-jump-in-pc-players.1454176/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aew-ot-xxvi-you-wanted-war.1406257/page-37#post-152154901

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-the-sense-i%E2%80%99m-getting-is-that-sony-is-backing-away-from-putting-their-exclusive-console-traditional-single-player-stuff-on-pc.1447141/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-with-people-saying-dubai-instead-of-uae-in-almost-all-conversations-assuming-dubai-is-involved-instead-of-another-part-of-the-uae.1444408/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-says-hes-cutting-off-all-ties-to-spain-because-they-wont-let-him-use-their-bases-for-his-iran-war.1452049/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-political-era-2024-ot1-starmergeddon.928968/page-365#post-152135761

I've never seen "making fun of ethnic names"

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

Saw the thread about the new Scary Movie 6. If they hate it, then that means it's worth looking into. Might even do very well at the box office. We need movies like that these days.

 

[Spook Master]

DULLARD??

Two week ban for calling someone a dullard lmao. What's next? Moron? Stupid? This is why they have to make up dumb shit insults like "chud."

 

[chicken nugget]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pragmata-will-now-release-one-week-earlier-april-17-2026.1454953

lmao

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-reaches-steam-peak-of-88-337-in-first-24-hours.1455688/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ultima-i-ii-iii-iv-v-vi-vii-viii-spin-offs-retrospectives-by-majuular-up-ultima-viii-pagen.883764/

 

[Dreamland]

The last one is some retard who actually fell for mods shilling their VPNs and not knowing that shit gets picked up by xenforo's rangebans.

Do not listen to mods.
Do not engage with mods
Do not believe mods.

They get paid according to their value in society after all.

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/harrison-ford-receives-the-2026-lifetime-achievement-award-from-sag-thank-you-george-lucas-thank-you-steven-spielberg.1450489/

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-reaches-steam-peak-of-88-337-in-first-24-hours.1455688/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-get-a-90k-usd-every-year-as-long-as-you-wear-a-suit-everyday-with-a-tie.1456717/

You get a 90k USD every year, as long as you wear a suit everyday, with a tie.​

https://www.resetera.com/threads/critics-being-encourage-to-delay-marathon-reviews-until-later-in-the-month.1454905/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playstation-studios-ot49-hunters-gathering-on-tau-ceti.1433161/page-195#post-152242390

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gibiz-sales-data-indicates-sonys-ps5-ports-are-increasingly-losing-audience-share-on-pc-but-only-because-of-release-timing.1456231/

We have the latest death related to the great console wars. Our brother is lost but not forgotten.




https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-next-generation-of-xbox-console-project-helix.1454797/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/have-you-noticed-psn-game-prices-being-wonky-in-recent-months-turns-out-sonys-testing-a-b-pricing-and-it-sucks.1455292/

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-piccolo-the-greatest-black-cartoon-anime-character-of-all-time.1457005/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-dring-the-game-business-re9-requiem-sold-best-on-ps5-also-a-huge-jump-in-pc-players.1454176/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-sony-pulls-back-from-playstation-games-on-pc-ghost-of-yotei-port-and-other-internally-developed-games-scrapped.1452817/

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-benjamin-netanyahu-still-in-power.1455439/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/netflix-declines-to-raise-offer-for-warner-bros.1447813/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/looking-back-its-kind-of-nuts-how-resident-evil-5-treated-jill.1457068/

You literally cannot post a sexy girl image on resetera. The mods are too retarded to remove the images from the quotes so I posted them here.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aew-ot-xxvi-you-wanted-war.1406257/page-14

Brand Warring

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

If I hadn’t seen a photo of the eggman in a purple wig that wrote it first I would think this was written by the world’s most realistic autism simulator. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Dreamland]

I missed out on the chance to archive the latest suicide thread (tl;dr Sedef122 being tfw nogf).

Please accept this as my apology:

 

[AnOminous]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-reaches-steam-peak-of-88-337-in-first-24-hours.1455688/

This is for a game with a $250 million budget including a marketing blitz. By comparison, Slay the Spire 2, an indie title from a very small studio, had 574,638.