NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Does this guy not realize that if radfems suddenly gained complete control of a country, men would indeed become second-class citizens?
 
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Zero0 said:
These idiots are such pussies


Why, hes right, an old guy who wants to fuck 16 year old might be creepy (And it's even legal in a lot of Europe), but it's not pedophilia.

That whole thread is a joke

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Throughout the thread he keeps focusing on the fact that pedophilia is only for 4 or 5 years old, leading me to think he wants the age of consent quite a bit lower than 16
 
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So a game that probably is pretty shit, sold okay, but it's today's outrage news topic because something problematic ended up having a market.

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So in the true Resetera way, we need to signal that Patrick Klepek is a good boy, and PDP probably shot up a mosque because of this game.

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An incels idea of hell.

Remember kids, hell doesn't have to be edgy! Satan could be a good boy, like Patrick Klepek.

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http://archive.vn/0U9Cc

Normal people hear this news... Agony, what is that? Some edgy FPS game? Oh, who cares? Go watch any B-horror movie. DEHUMANIZING horror films? Gimme a break.

Resetera? My day is ruined this sold as many copies.
 
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White AF said:
This Rimjob guy is a troll for sure... how can you be a regular poster on ERA and not heard about the whole 'The last night' carfuffle? It just comes across as "Hello fellow COMRADES"

And someone should tell him to stop powerleveling so much...
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It's been a hot issue with other cows when there's news, like Zoe Quinn & Jake Alley. Every new update about the game brings a rush of content to multiple threads, can't wait for the next. Only thing that could make it better is if someone like Notch funds the whole thing as an angel investor :story:
 
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Vault Boy said:
I can hope this poor bastard doesn't somehow wind up in a strip club, otherwise he'd be freaking out like Smithers from the Simpsons.
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It's been known for a long time that Patrick has a normie past and the incredible woke ally of social justice is all an act to make money and get Polygon clicks

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BesadaDontStarve said:
It's been known for a long time that Patrick has a normie past and the incredible woke ally of social justice is all an act to make money and get Polygon clicks

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Huh, maybe he isn't as hopeless as I thought (not saying much since he's a "male feminist")

I have to wonder what'll happen if some of the less than glamorous parts of his past are unearthed.
 
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Vault Boy said:
Huh, maybe he isn't as hopeless as I thought (not saying much since he's a "male feminist")

I have to wonder what'll happen if some of the less than glamorous parts of his past are unearthed.
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They already have been, he went on a social media deleting spree and no gaming sites covered it. The funny thing is new-NeoGAF covered it

www.neogaf.com

Patrick Klepek gets called out on racism, sexism, rape jokes, child rape jokes, voyeurism and more

Wow, this is like SJW bingo in here. Ready for a hate crime Katie’s second boyfriend RAPE TIME, BIOTCH! Raping a childcare sign @bitbydeath, you should probably add the tweet above to the OP with the context of what spawned people looking into him, since he was digging into old tweets...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

No topic on Resetera because Patrick posts on Resetera and Resetera needs to protect its "insiders".

The strip club visit is at least a little newer than some of the stuff above, which makes the pretending to be offended by Yakuza funnier.

Speaking of fakes like Patrick Klepek, a favorite lolcow VIP in RedMercury (http://resetera.kiwifarms.net/vip/RedMercury) is telling lies to wind up Resetera outrage.

RedMercury is boredJonathan

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Had a name change on NeoGAF. His GAF account is just a few thousand posts about games, nothing that far out.

https://twitter.com/boredJonathan
https://www.instagram.com/boredjonathan/
https://boredjonathan.com

Mentions NeoGAF on twitter

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But no mentions of Resetera.

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Vape store employee goes crazy on customer wearing MAGA hat | ResetEra

archived 29 Dec 2018 15:42:21 UTC
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Pushes a lot of the usual fantasies online about how he stops Trump supporters... by not serving them coffee or something?

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http://archive.vn/V9ssd

Enjoys a good mob to go after someone, even if they are innocent, as that's just collateral damage for the cause.

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http://archive.vn/ivYPW

And loves a good sob story where he plays the victim and claims bullshit like his dogs get death threats ("More online threats than I can count")

Yet we go to his instagram and...

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BklBCZdlJ6K/

5 likes, no comments. All his social media profiles are low-key, not many followers, not many interactions and all things considered his feed is full of normie posts. Hardly anything about Trump. No claims on Twitter he is fighting Nazis in his store. No talking about online threats against him and his dogs.

This is what these exceptional people do. They use an alias, they go online and then they pretend to be victims and tell lies to get sympathy and attention. Peak lolcow. Lies = attention and/or money.

Given that Resetera states you should always believe a victim or get permanently banned, even if the story is a Jussie Smollett special, you get VIP posters like RedMercury with dog death threats and DigitalOp who made up a long story about Maria in a parking lot.

 
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UnclePhil said:
Pretty much this, yes.

ResetERA neets and SJWs alike have a collective vendetta against an ideological beauty standard. Advertising and entertainment has used attractive, thin, biologically born bodies for years because 1). sex sells and 2). it's an effective marketing strategy: our product is awesome, and good looking people use this product, and you want to look good too, right? As for video games, player characters have nice bodies because 1). men like nice tits and tight asses, yes, but more importantly, 2). Everyone has an issue with their own body image, and video games give them the opportunity to "live" in a "better" body. Does anyone REALLY want to run through an adventure as some pockmarked hambeast? No, not unless they're playing something like Saints Row and doing it ironically.

This beauty standard also exists because biologically, humans are programmed to go after attractive people. It's an inherent instinct. Obese people are not taking care of themselves; therefore they are not healthy, therefore their babies won't be healthy, and it creates a sense of revulsion in the viewer's eye. Same thing applies to rail-thin people who starve themselves.

Feminist rhetoric has long perpetuated the belief that this beauty standard leads to eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia. Now, never mind that we're at an age where modern health science makes it clear starving yourself to death in order to look good is doing it wrong. If you put some extra walking into your routine, stop eating sugary shit and reduce an entire pizza at mealtime to maybe three slices, you will start to see results. But the SJW solution is to say "Girl, fat is healthy and beautiful, and you can't do anything about it anywayez so stop trying" No, obesity fucks up your blood pressure and cholesterol. It weakens your bones, and it squeezes your heart until it stops working.

They tell people to stay on their couch and embrace this "new" culture of body love. In the meantime, those who are fit are shamed, and there is a clear war on sexy. Instead of encouraging people to get off their fat asses and stop eating ice cream, the better solution is bullying and censoring good-looking people out of existence. We're ushering in body "diversity" by making sexy disappear. Artists who draw sexy women get harassed into compliance. You see it all the time on Twitter.

Because you should never strive to improve yourself, or use someone who has achieved more as a model to get better. You shouldn't have to share this planet with them at all; it is easier to make them go away.

And now, finally, SJWs are noticing that animu waifus hold up that loathed beauty standard. They use the laziest argument to excuse censoring it: "It's all underage pedo shit anyway." Most of the 'mysterious light' pictures I've seen depicted were grown women with fully developed breasts. Big breasts, exaggerated breasts, but adult breasts nonetheless. "It's all underage pedo shit, and you are perverts for wanting to keep it around" is an easy out. It makes all those outside these circuses look the other way as anime art continues getting edited and 'corrected' into nonexistence. "It's all underage pedo shit anyway" is the "Literal Nazis!" when it comes to this argument.

When they whip out "It's all underage pedo shit anyway," I would like to ask them what they think about the MAP community or drag queen babies like Desmond. They don't seem to care much about any of that, but if a woman is hot, fuck that, she needs to go up on a cross.
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Adding to that, beauty standard can vary. Beauty standards change over time. Compare pin ups from the 50s and 70s to now. So they might have had a point if they showed any self restraint and stuck their principles, but they don't.

But the real kicker is that despite their everybody is beautiful hashtags, they demand men be 6.2 with 6 pack abs. They attend slut walks because women shouldn't be judged by their sexual history, but they hate incels and virgins. They demand no one kinkshame them, but those chubby chasers are disgusting creeps. Don't judge them for reading 50 shades of grey, but weebs shouldn't be allowed to watch fanservice anime.

Vault Boy said:
Huh, maybe he isn't as hopeless as I thought (not saying much since he's a "male feminist")

I have to wonder what'll happen if some of the less than glamorous parts of his past are unearthed.
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Patrick is married iirc. So he's not even doing it to get laid.

To be clear, Patrick is the definition of a wannabe. His early life sounds like someone trying to live like they're the main character in a frat boy comedy. In one podcast he talked about the time he was an epic troll by playing the Jurassic Park theme tune a bunch on a jukebox. Another story he claimed to have freaked someone out by spiriting through the mission district. You know he embellished the stories, but even then they come across as pathetic instead of the "lel epic trolololol" he makes them out to be.
 
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Stock Image Photographer said:
Does this guy not realize that if radfems suddenly gained complete control of a country, men would indeed become second-class citizens?
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SJW men think, when the Feminazis take power and start up the Thousand Year SJW Reich, they'll be house slaves and have cushy lives while all non-woke men will end up field slaves that are worked to death as chattel or sent to the gas chamber.
 
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