NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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/r/Games closes for April Fool's Day with message calling out bigotry…

archived 1 Apr 2019 11:30:43 UTC

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First reply. This is why you don't go woke, it's never good enough.

Because everyone knows a subreddit shutting down for a day in April is how you change the world

The Resetera way, and why exceptional people want to be moderators.

In other news, a woman displays wrong think by supporting mosque shooter PewDiePie. Even a male moderator has to dunk on a woman, which is problematic, to say the least

T-series has finally surpassed PDP, making them the new most subscrib…

archived 1 Apr 2019 11:48:11 UTC

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Just another example of how strong the Resetera bubble is. Outside of it, even other lolcows can be OK with PDP, because no Resetera, PDP is not a mass shooter or a terrorist. Or even a Nazi or white supremacist.

Ah okay, I forgot the new way to say things is "white nationalist inspiration" or "Nazi adjacent" or "Hitler in mind and soul".

Sometimes I wonder how these people wake up in the morning and don't think "Maybe I'm being too exceptional and should change?".

Stay safe.

Imagine being this person.

The only killing that will go on is some exceptional 14 year old running rings around you online for being even more exceptional yourself.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Mods must be sweating right now, the last few pages of that Epic thread contain a lot of wrongthink.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I have $200 and multiple options. Help me out | ResetEra

archived 1 Apr 2019 12:10:34 UTC

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Is this a real person, or has some exceptional person coded an AI bot with the ability to troll Resetera?

Point #1

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[Dreamland]

Ah okay, I forgot the new way to say things is "white nationalist inspiration" or "Nazi adjacent" or "Hitler in mind and soul".

You mean you don't believe that PDP drove the escape car, Markiplier held the camera, and Keemstar carried spare mags and provided covering fire?

 

[Slap47]

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Stay safe.

Imagine being this person.

The only killing that will go on is some exceptional 14 year old running rings around you online for being even more exceptional yourself.

Might have to kill myself.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Our boy is talking about accountability. How about not going onto the internet and lying about who you are? Where is the accountability for boredJonathan?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/post-4506392

Wake me up RedMercury when your dogs actually get death threats.

"Enter Twitter". Do you mean this twitter? https://twitter.com/boredJonathan The one where you do no "fighting" at all?

Some brave poster decides to say maybe it's the moderations fault Resetera is such a toxic shithole? RIP.

Antagonistic behavior? Hmmm. What, like 95% of Resetera when they do outrage campaigns and demand people get fired for wrong-think? Even if they pick the wrong targets for their mobs don't dare question?

Seems like Servbot24 is in one of those moderator discords being best friends with the authoritarian thought-police. Protect Servbot24 at all costs, from mean words like moron!

"Mod-whining". Ah yes, forum moderators, a protected class of people. No public discussion allowed, not in our echo chamber where we are soo fragile we ban anyone talking about us.

BACKSEAT MODERATING.

Because know your place weakling.

And what does the topic end in? A Tyler Malka classic. Ban everyone who dissents then shut the topic saying "nothing to discuss, know your masters".

Truly NeoGAF 2.0. Exceptional power hungry moderators who cannot take any sort of feedback or criticism.

https://twitter.com/ffireworker

Ah, so it's another one of the "He/Him" people on Twitter. How stunning and brave you let the world know you conform to the 99% who know they are he/she.

Now boredJonathan, that is what you call an activist twitter. Just retweeting outrage, zero personality, zero pictures of He/Him's own life and hardly any followers. But a big important VIP on Resetera. The boss. The He/Him who can tell you to bend the knee or get banned for dissent.

Other Forums |OT| ~For Other Forum And Yuka Kuramochi Discussion~

archived 1 Apr 2019 15:41:12 UTC

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So over on the Bore, which is a NeoGAF splinter forum, because exceptionalism cannot just stay in one place, our friend boredJonathan is upset he was called out.

Now that he says he is capable of considering his position, if anyone has a Bore account they should let them know how much of a fake RedMercury is https://kiwifarms.net/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/post-4506392

There's even one of these topics on NeoGAF

Off-site Community Discussion (Reset, etc.) -- READ OP. Stay civil. D…

archived 1 Apr 2019 15:41:45 UTC

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All of these people should be put on an island Battle Royale style. Internet forum drama is such a waste of time, but it's also really good fun to watch people this incapable at life pretend to be things they are not.

The great internet forum wars are upon us. Who will survive?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

The great internet forum wars are upon us. Who will survive?

Autism. Autism will survive.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Autism. Autism will survive.

War has changed, but autism stays the same.

 

[Judge Dredd]

All of these people should be put on an island Battle Royale style. Internet forum drama is such a waste of time, but it's also really good fun to watch people this incapable at life pretend to be things they are not.

That would be great. They'd be too ineffective to kill each other, but because they don't get along and are sheltered, they'd die from exposure and nature within days.

I'd prefer something like the prison experiment or big brother. Set them up in a house where everybody is equal and watch it become a hellscape in real time as people are banned for wrongthink. Seeing how everyone reacts to learning all the brave black trans women are actually straight white men would be entertaining enough on it's own.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I wish the NZ shooter had said "register at ResetERA"

 

[milkenjoyer]

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Our boy is talking about accountability. How about not going onto the internet and lying about who you are? Where is the accountability for boredJonathan?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/post-4506392

Wake me up RedMercury when your dogs actually get death threats.

"Enter Twitter". Do you mean this twitter? https://twitter.com/boredJonathan The one where you do no "fighting" at all?

I wonder what the REEEEEEE users who come here to spy think about posts like these. RedMercury is a very active poster, but I doubt anyone will ever call him out there. Maybe I'll use one of my 10+ burners for that?

 

[Megaroad]

You mean you don't believe that PDP drove the escape car, Markiplier held the camera, and Keemstar carried spare mags and provided covering fire?

Don't forget Jacksepticeye crying in the trunk.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Little do they know that RedMurcury is a sock of mine to make REEtardERA look as absurd as possible.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

ResetEra mods more and more looking like Napoleon from Animal Farm.

 

[JuanLee]

Someone posts an unfunny and obvious April Fools thread about Rian Johnson taking over at Lucasfilms. Draws this truly exceptional response from "Sweet" "Nicole".

 

[AnOminous]

Someone posts an unfunny and obvious April Fools thread about Rian Johnson taking over at Lucasfilms. Draws this truly exceptional response from "Sweet" "Nicole".

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Every post by SweetNicole should be marked as an April Fools because you think it's a woman but it's really this.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Little do they know that RedMurcury is a sock of mine to make REEtardERA look as absurd as possible.

It's April First and if this was a joke I would be very clear about it as I would hate to piss people off. SweetNicole is a kind woman and is the reason I'm telling the truth.

 

[moocow]

Maybe I'll use one of my 10+ burners for that?

It's the little comments like this that probably enrage them more than anything else that's said here. It must infuriate them to no end that they've been "infiltrated" and they somehow can't "weed out" all the dissenters in one fell swoop. I'm sure it makes them paranoid as hell, too.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Another boredJonathan special going on, where he talks about cancelling a black man for wrong-think

Terry Crews criticised for saying children of same-sex parents are ‘s…

archived 1 Apr 2019 21:50:12 UTC

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I don't think I've come across someone this smug and delusional in quite a while. The best thing is many on Resetera read this topic, so they now all know who RedMercury is. Yet no one will call him out, just like they refuse to mention Enzom21 or question DigitalOp.

As long as you say the right things on this forum, it doesn't matter if you are lying ?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

It's the little comments like this that probably enrage them more than anything else that's said here. It must infuriate them to no end that they've been "infiltrated" and they somehow can't "weed out" all the dissenters in one fell swoop. I'm sure it makes them paranoid as hell, too.

Of course they've been infiltrated, they have no senses of humor and wouldn't recognize their own extremists even if they were being lined up to be shot. Imagine the havoc that could be caused if we "slipped up" and let it be known that a few users there are our sockpuppets.