NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Era's self-awareness meter dips into double-digit negatives as they try and accuse someone else of being "fragile"

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Instead of watching RLM, watch this man who tried to download and redistribute cheese pizza to own an internet website he didn't like.

Yes, there are still Xbox fans, in case you were wondering. Is there a problem with it or not?
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Do they bother to explain what about their It Part 2 video has anything to do with white male fragility? I watched it and I have no idea where they'd get that from. I don't think they even made any jabs towards social justice this time, because it's a film about a "scary" clown and not a stunningly brave POC disabled transperson.
 
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Do they bother to explain what about their It Part 2 video has anything to do with white male fragility? I watched it and I have no idea where they'd get that from. I don't think they even made any jabs towards social justice this time, because it's a film about a "scary" clown and not a stunningly brave POC disabled transperson.
 
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WHY?! DO YOU WANT TO BE BANNED? I CAN GET YOU BANNED.

Another comedy show that needs to be cancelled.
 
I remember years ago, when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Django Unchained, and people were giving him shit for acting. Solely because the script told him to say "nigger" quite a few times. I thought to myself: "I know in the future, people will be better, and smarter, than this."

Fun fact: DiCaprio couldn't bring himself to say it that much, and it was affecting his acting. He had to be coached by Samuel L. Jackson to say it and say it loud and as if he was comfortable with it. Jackson also went out of his way to make his own character in the same movie as utterly disgusting as possible.

Do they bother to explain what about their It Part 2 video has anything to do with white male fragility? I watched it and I have no idea where they'd get that from. I don't think they even made any jabs towards social justice this time, because it's a film about a "scary" clown and not a stunningly brave POC disabled transperson.

>be lgbt movement
>spend 50 years trying to dispel the notion that lgbt are sexually predatory pedophiles
>be reeera
>claim a murderous clown who murders children is "one of us"
 
I don't have time to screencap this topic just now (but I will later as nearly ever single post is gold) and I'm surprised mods haven't scrubbed it yet


The whole forum hates the very forum they keep posting on

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RedMercury is in the topic trying to do damage control. Literally 95% of the replies are stating how bad Resetera is and how unhinged the userbase is/moderators are.
I started reading but IMMEDIATELY had to stop for this one fucking post. This SINGULAR post in the thread is where I stopped, did a double take, laughed, and actually dropped everything else I was reading because hoooooly shiiiit:

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If THIS is your fucking takeaway from majority of your fellow forum members hating the forum and many people on it, you're doing some truly olympian mental gymnastics. My word.

>"Third Reich" Mike
>"Myklon B" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa
>Mike "the Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The White Plague" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa
>Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Clip-Tips to Crypts Kid" Stoklasa
>Mike "Going Rambo on Sambo" Stoklasa
>Mike "Impugn the Coon" Stoklasa
>Mike "Minority Deport" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Spook Nuke" Stoklasa
>Mike "Peekaboo, Jiggaboo!" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Quaking Quadroon Quasher" Stoklasa
>Mike "Sambo Saboteur" Stoklasa
>Mike "Eschew the Jew" Stoklasa
>Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kebab Shishkebab" Stoklasa
>Mike "Stein Slayer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Beaner Brainer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Mudskin Manslaughterer" Stoklasa
>Mike "Purger of Mud" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Milwaukee Shrike" Stoklasa
>Mike "One Man Klan" Stoklasa
>Mike "Catch Me If You Klan" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Renegade World Trade Grenade" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Kike Striker" Stoklasa
>Mike "Stab The Arab" Stoklasa
>Mike "Threw A Rock At A POC" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Mongoloid Murdering Maniac" Stoklasa
>Mike "White Future, Bright Future" Stoklasa
>Mike "Holoclasa" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kike Krowd Krusher" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Spic Brick" Stoklasa
>Mike "No Darky Malarky" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Anti-Kike" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Pilot Light" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Nigger Fright" Stoklasa
>Mike "The KKK-Knight" Stoklasa
>Mike "The White Might" Stoklasa
>Mike "Mussolini built my Lamborghini" Stoklasa
>Mike "the Aryan Kielbasa" Stoklasa
>Mike "3/4 cups of Clorox" Stoklasa.
>Mike "kill the ape with a videotape" Stoklasa

The last instance of someone posting this pasta was from 2018 but these dudes are keeping it alive.
Racial Pain Hurricane is my favorite and sounds like a fucking black wrestler's title. I love it.
 
Founder and EIC of this capeshit fansite. Formerly worked at IGN, which explains a lot. And of course a Patreon with earnings hidden (but only 39 subs lol): https://www.patreon.com/MCUCosmic. Only 1, 3 and 5 dollar per tiers which makes you wonder why it even exists.
Yeah, I think I posted something about Manabyte earlier in the thread. 10-15 years ago he would have been worthy of his own thread. One of the most unbalanced posters in the GAF of the 00s, a mix of hardcore nerd sperg and bipolar fits of rage and depression.

In those days he had other jobs in the game industry, briefly, in addition to the Star Wars Galaxies gig he mentions. (He was a customer service GM on Galaxies, not a real developer.) He worked at Blizzard (WoW customer service) and Sammy Studios (QA tester) and was fired from both for leaking office gossip to his former co-workers at IGN.
 
Have you heard the good word about Red Letter Media?

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"MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE." Lol calm down, Marcia Clark.

I only watch RLM reviews and Half in the Bag episodes for movies I have seen/am interested in hearing about, which these days amounts to not many. I know of serial killer sex maniac jokes in the prequel reviews. Maybe I overlooked some blackface sketches or Rich punching out drag bars. My understanding, then, is that RLM has mostly stayed out of the Left vs. Right Twitter spitball fight. They even kept quiet about it during the Ghostbusters '16/James Rolfe debacle.

But one of their most common themes is desperate Hollywood marketing. In the case of Captain Marvel, they had to address Brie Larson's "I don't care what straight white male critics think" press statement and the She's a Woman trailer, because the movie was irrelevant otherwise. Beyond that, their refusal to post a 30 minute TDS circle jerk also keeps the REE cancel fires stoked.
 
Why don't they let me have 50 different shades of brown so I can make my black female just right
 
For a brief stint, he became a truck driver and halfway through his route, he felt suicidal and disappeared. Two weeks later he was back sperging about Star Wars and World of Warcraft like nothing happened. Wouldn’t share what happened to him during those two weeks either.
Oh god, you're right. I half-remembered hearing about the trucker saga but I wasn't sure if it was just my imagination. I'd quit following the GAF a while before that.
 

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Odd, I saw this on the mod discord and it was Ok.
 
Funny enough he was married during this time, not sure if he’s still married now.
I'd forgotten about that too. This is dredging all kinds of weird shit out of deep memory storage. Idly googling for "manabyte divorce" indicates that he was posting on NeoGAF about getting divorced and cutting himself in 2007.
 
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