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The only other one is Neir Automata, but both games have good gameplay.

Ryza was worked on for far longer than previous Atelier games. Atelier games would do around 170,000 copies sold in total after a few years, having an installment sell that much after a few days is unheard of for that series.

Will be checking Ryza, Automata is god-tier (I know they're nothing alike, but I always wanted to jump on the Atelier series so why not now). Based Japan doing the lord's business providing us games with hot girls AND great gameplay to back it up, Resetera faggots BTFO.
 
My brother is a US Capitol Police officer and a fascist Trump bootlicker. He's not the only one.

You guys are kidding yourselves if you think Institutions will save you from a fascist.


Time for another game of guess the poster. They probably don't even have a brother and this is just making shit up to get attention.
 

Am I the only one who got completely lost by this dude's wall of crazy? When did sexuality become this giant chalkboard of string theory equations? What happened to just being straight, gay, or bi if you liked both?

And they wonder why people get confused and have questions?
 
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"Christianity bad because forgiveness bad" is certainly a take. Bitch is going to prison for a decade and Era is mad the brother didn't assault her and join her in it.

Yeah, this is bullshit, but there's a sliver of woke minorities who act like anything other than them being angry and everyone bowing to them is a personal attack. Unreservedly apologising? That's an attack, because it means it's now on them to forgive or not, which is tone policing, emotional labour and respectability politics.

It would be great if this were a parody. It's not. The thinking seems to be that it's an affront for people to put them in a position where, by doing what they want to do and expressing how they feel, other people can think less of them. They should never be judged by their actions, and they are never wrong, so it's like they're being made to act like complete cunts and have people not be on their side.

I get the brother forgiving the woman. She clearly deserves to go away for murder, but it's not like she intentionally went out to kill his brother, she was just incredibly stupid with a lethal weapon and way too quick to use it. It was a mistake, not a personal grudge, and while I personally don't think she deserves much in the way of sympathy, the absolute last thing I would think is to hold the brother's personal reaction against him, let alone use him as an example of 'weaponised forgiveness', which is perhaps the most fucked-up SJW term I've ever heard.

But narcissist outrage merchants have a home on ResetEra, so it's unlikely such all-encompassing hatred for other people will be policed nearly as much when it's coming from a 'woke' place.
 
Re: the black girl who faked her assault. They wanted that to be real so badly. They wanted a black child to for real be assaulted to keep their paranoid TDS narrative going.
They get so mad when bad things don't happen that fit their eternal victimhood narrative. There is never any relief that the bad thing didn't happen, it's always about how 'real victims won't be believed now'. Because there's only victims and perpetrators.

The cherry on top is when something is conclusively disproved, like in this case or that Rolling Stone faked rape story or with Jussie Smollett, and they start with the conspiracy theories and talking about something bad really must have happened, because they simply won't ever acknowledge that there could ever be a benefit for playing the victim - while simultaneously demonstrating the exact behaviour which shows why being seen as a victim can be desirable. So you get posters who claim to know better than the girl herself about the reality of the crime, because no-one can ever, ever upend the narrative of 'oppressors = evil, oppressed = saint'.

If you believe TMZ Jim Carey has sunk very deep into mental illness and has essentially been blacklisted ftom Hollywood due to erratic behavior.
He's certainly gone a bit TDS, but he currently has a show in its second season, Kidding, and is going to be in the Sonic movie, so he's not blacklisted. He certainly did go erratic there for awhile, doing things like disavowing Kickass 2 for its violence while doing the press tour for it, but I think his break from Hollywood was at least a bit mutual.
 
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It's a Star Wars thread which means more Cheetos sperging. Some guy posted a video from some Youtuber called Vito (fucked if I know who that is) which caused yours truly to flip his shit:

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Everyone who doesn't like Star Wars is a Nazi

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Cheetos gets so mad he proceeds to browse the guy's other videos and post hilarious thumbnails.

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Note how Cheetos never actually discusses anything the guy brings up and instead keeps posting Youtube thumbnails instead. The guy could release a video saying the sky is blue and Cheetos would still dispute it.

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Do you think he's an actual Disney intern or does he do it for free?

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"The mods will save us" is some quality bootlicking. Telling Cheetos to flag posts he doesn't like is really funny because it implies he doesn't spam the fuck out of it already.

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What isn't a fucking alt right dogwhistle these days. Hell this post is probably a dogwhistle.

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Your mother is a dog whistle.

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He insulted a Disney(tm) product. Blood must be shed.

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He baleeted the video himself but too bad get that ass (perma)banned anyways. This here is Star Wars country.

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I think the funniest thing about the Big Mouth reeing thread is that the OP's avi is child Link in a skimpy cheerleader costume. Really makes me think.

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Don't you dare talk shit about that hot new Sony exclusive. This is SonyGafEra
 

Time for another game of guess the poster. They probably don't even have a brother and this is just making shit up to get attention.

Damn, I was expecting Red Mercury. Remember Maria?
 
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It's a Star Wars thread which means more Cheetos sperging. Some guy posted a video from some Youtuber called Vito (fucked if I know who that is) which caused yours truly to flip his shit:

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Everyone who doesn't like Star Wars is a Nazi

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Cheetos gets so mad he proceeds to browse the guy's other videos and post hilarious thumbnails.

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Note how Cheetos never actually discusses anything the guy brings up and instead keeps posting Youtube thumbnails instead. The guy could release a video saying the sky is blue and Cheetos would still dispute it.

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Do you think he's an actual Disney intern or does he do it for free?

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"The mods will save us" is some quality bootlicking. Telling Cheetos to flag posts he doesn't like is really funny because it implies he doesn't spam the fuck out of it already.

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What isn't a fucking alt right dogwhistle these days. Hell this post is probably a dogwhistle.

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Your mother is a dog whistle.

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He insulted a Disney(tm) product. Blood must be shed.

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He baleeted the video himself but too bad get that ass (perma)banned anyways. This here is Star Wars country.

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I think the funniest thing about the Big Mouth reeing thread is that the OP's avi is child Link in a skimpy cheerleader costume. Really makes me think.

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Don't you dare talk shit about that hot new Sony exclusive. This is SonyGafEra

Cheebo has long been brain damaged beyond repair. He's a super autistic version of that Bobby Roberts ex-NeoGAF/Resetera sperg who would lose his shit if you said something about Star Wars.

Except Cheebo is clearly also as fat as Besada and has a list of mental illnesses longer than excelsiorlef. And he is probably part of micropenis-Era. Bobby Roberts might be a dwarf, but Cheebo has a micropenis.

Bobby Roberts used to also do an Enzom21 and make his avatars appear like a light-skinned black man.

Damn, I was expecting Red Mercury. Remember Maria?

I think Jussie Smollett, aka DigitalOP, finally killed Maria. She was in his head and his shrink finally got her gone for good

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But sadly I think THQ Nordic have gotten to Diggeh and Ms.Galaxy.
 
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It's a Star Wars thread which means more Cheetos sperging. Some guy posted a video from some Youtuber called Vito (fucked if I know who that is) which caused yours truly to flip his shit:

Vito is the guy who went a bit viral/clickbait sperg when he vaped Belle Delphine's bathwater.


I forgot who he was until these church ladydicks started screaming. Then I realized I'd subscribed to him God knows how long ago. Huh. He seems too beardy, stars and bars for these monsters. It's no surprise at all he is canceled.


RIP, FantasticTrout. Man(?) that is born of a woman(?) is of few days, and full of trouble. He(?) cometh forth like a flower to make an observation, and is cut down by a hormonal imbalance.

User banned (abandon all hope): Paraphrasing from a book associated with hate groups
 
It's always funny when Resetera tries to speak politic. It's like watching your 10 years old brother trying to speak about cars and girls.

Trump won by a very small margin in 2016, but he has gotten more popular during his presidency. Good economic results, nationalism, fuck China and the world... All those stuff ring to the ears of Americans. He also kind of proved he had the balls to do (or try) exactly what he said when he was a candidate, yes, even the Mexican wall (he tried). Let's also not forget that it's quite tough to win against a president in power nowadays. Clinton did 8 years, Bush did 8 years, Obama did 8 years.

Plus, if the win for the dem side was that easy, why trying to impeach him every morning ? Why trying to use every ways, but the incoming election ? A democrate can win, everything can happen, but it will be a tough match for the guy.

- Joe Bidden is old and not that liked. Obama without the flair and popularity, with Clinton's level of creepiness.
- Warren doesn't have the shoulders, she's a weaker Hillary with worst connections and worst experience.
- Sanders is cool and all, but he's a declared socialist. American still fear getting into working union because of communism.

It will be Bidden vs Warren, unless a big surprise happen. None of those two can win that easily against Trump.

I say that as someone who doesn't like Trump. If dem supporters think it's an easy-win, they're in for a surprise.
 
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"But hey I'm just a crazy nutjob apparently."

Most sensible thing anyone on Resetera has said since 2016.

2020 is going to absolutely destroy these people and I cannot wait. I'm like a kid at Christmas excited about the thought of the Resetera implosion next year, that is if the sneaky lying money grabbing gay hating Asian, Isamu Fukui, can prevent critical mass and exodus before then.

Or they don't have another pedo scandal/FBI raid due to threats against the President's life. Yes, jacob.armitage, my good friend, as long as you are Isamu Fukui's right-hand man your simple name change is not letting you escape your terrorist past. Your forum always says to hold people accountable back to the womb, so I am carrying out your request. Godspeed my terrorist friend, I'll make sure to always let the whole internet know.

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It's always funny when Resetera tries to speak politic. It's like watching your 10 years old brother trying to speak about cars and girls.

Trump won by a very small margin in 2016, but he has gotten more popular during his presidency. Good economic results, nationalism, fuck China and the world... All those stuff ring to the ears of Americans. He also kind of proved he had the balls to do (or try) exactly what he said when he was a candidate, yes, even the Mexican wall (he tried). Let's also not forget that it's quite tough to win against a president in power nowadays. Clinton did 8 years, Bush did 8 years, Obama did 8 years.

Plus, if the win for the dem side was that easy, why trying to impeach him every morning ? Why trying to use every ways, but the incoming election ? A democrate can win, everything can happen, but it will be a tough match for the guy.

- Joe Bidden is old and not that liked. Obama without the flair and popularity, with Clinton's level of creepiness.
- Warren doesn't have the shoulders, she's a weaker Hillary with worst connections and worst experience.
- Sanders is cool and all, but he's a declared socialist. American still fear getting into working union because of communism.

It will be Bidden vs Warren, unless a big surprise happen. None of those two can win that easily against Trump.

I say that as someone who doesn't like Trump. If dem supporters think it's an easy-win, they're in for a surprise.

Bernie Sanders will be dead within 12~18 months. You need to be the President for at least 4 years. Resetera can cry about Trump's age/health all they want, compared to Bernie Sanders, he's in great shape even if carrying a few extra pounds.

Sanders is a walking corpse no one is going to take seriously. All he does is cause hysterical eating their own on the likes of Resetera where the Berniebros act oppressed and scream to the mods to ban all bad-Bernie wrong-think. The Clinton vs Sanders riots in 2015/2016 NeoGAF were absolutely amazing.

Hopefully it happens again. History has a way of repeating itself when it comes to these people.
 
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It's always funny when Resetera tries to speak politic. It's like watching your 10 years old brother trying to speak about cars and girls.

Trump won by a very small margin in 2016, but he has gotten more popular during his presidency. Good economic results, nationalism, fuck China and the world... All those stuff ring to the ears of Americans. He also kind of proved he had the balls to do (or try) exactly what he said when he was a candidate, yes, even the Mexican wall (he tried). Let's also not forget that it's quite tough to win against a president in power nowadays. Clinton did 8 years, Bush did 8 years, Obama did 8 years.

Plus, if the win for the dem side was that easy, why trying to impeach him every morning ? Why trying to use every ways, but the incoming election ? A democrate can win, everything can happen, but it will be a tough match for the guy.

- Joe Bidden is old and not that liked. Obama without the flair and popularity, with Clinton's level of creepiness.
- Warren doesn't have the shoulders, she's a weaker Hillary with worst connections and worst experience.
- Sanders is cool and all, but he's a declared socialist. American still fear getting into working union because of communism.

It will be Bidden vs Warren, unless a big surprise happen. None of those two can win that easily against Trump.

I say that as someone who doesn't like Trump. If dem supporters think it's an easy-win, they're in for a surprise.
I disagree. When my 10 year old cousin tried to talk about cars and girls it was innocently funny. This? This is just sad and weird.

I agree that the Dems have an uphill battle. They've spent three years being the party that cried Wolf Russia, over and over again, with no payoff. Plus, their primary spread is disintegrating, as you say:

Biden's mental health is questionable, plus the Ukraine scandal has blown back on him badly.
Warren can't seem to tell the truth about anything, plus Wall Street Dems are flat out refusing to back her (to the point of 'we'll back Trump instead')
Harris hasn't recovered from the beating Tulsi Gabbard gave her, and is widely perceived as a roundheeled slut who's been sticking it to blacks from the position she slept her way into.
And Bernie, like Biden, has health questions plus he can't sell Communism to the U.S. no matter how many birds land on his podium.

There go all the first stringers, right there. Who's left? O'Rourke? Every time the Irish Taco opens his mouth, I see another person voting Trump. Delaney and Gabbard are being frozen out of the DNC processes for having the nerve to ask 'how we going to pay for this?' and 'Harris, you lying slut' respectively. I guess that leaves Yang, Steyer, and Williamson. Great show, DNC.
 
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