NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Looks like we've finally reached the end of a ResetEra here folks.

Oh no, this is like the decrease in reactor power in preparation for the electrical tests at Chernobyl, we've still got a multiple stages of meltdown coming.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So Cerium got 4.5 million for his forum. Lowtax is so rich off of his forums in lives in a McMansion and fucks tranny hookers. What does Null have?

The ability to tell pretty much anybody who makes demands of him to go fuck themselves instead if he feels like it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

also was neoGAF's owner ever actually... convicted of whatever sex crime he was accused of?

He was accused of getting naked into a shower while a girl was trying to take one. There were never any charges pressed, she just wanted to call him out on Facebook.

He made up a whole bunch of weird claims about her in response including that he was kidnapped by some kind of sex cult. There's not really any reason to believe him even if you're one to generally doubt these kinds of claims. Plus he has a history...

 

[validation needer]

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jesus christ this is honestly numbing. an ultra cucked brain on the hostile is truly something to behold

 

[HumanHive]

Oh no, this is like the decrease in reactor power in preparation for the electrical tests at Chernobyl, we've still got a multiple stages of meltdown coming.

THERE IS NO GRAPHITE ON THE ROOF

 

[AltisticRight]

This is not entirely an inaccurate description of the company that bought ResetERA, except that it "invests" in e-sports, streamers and YouTube channels. And the CEO spent his previous decade on improving the SEO for gambling websites.

The M.O.B.A Network CEO personally owns this private corporation:
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This sounds very fishy, why is some shitty marketing company interested in a niche collection of demented far left trannies?
(My statement was more or less "I'd rather burn my money (invest in shitcoins) than spend a cent on that troon forum". Turns out coincidentally the buyers are into "digital, influencer marketing" grift)

There's definitely something going on here, I'm smelling fraud, similar to the Twin Galaxies speedrun website fraud. These investors do less due diligence than a liquor store and their research is worse than some psychopathic trannies on green fruit bird forum.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

So Cerium got 4.5 million for his forum. Lowtax is so rich off of his forums in lives in a McMansion and fucks tranny hookers. What does Null have?

Null has a curated base of customers that buy silver from him.

And cunny.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This sounds very fishy, why is some shitty marketing company interested in a niche collection of demented far left trannies?
(My statement was more or less "I'd rather burn my money (invest in shitcoins) than spend a cent on that troon forum". Turns out coincidentally the buyers are into "digital, influencer marketing" grift)

There's definitely something going on here, I'm smelling fraud, similar to the Twin Galaxies speedrun website fraud. These investors do less due diligence than a liquor store and their research is worse than some psychopathic trannies on green fruit bird forum.

The funny thing to me is that in their currently 63 pages and 3000+ posts thread about the acquisition there's literally like four total posts asking any questions about or posting any information about the new owners. And they've been basically ignored entirely.

These people are fundamentally incurious.

 

[DamnWolves!]

What does Null have?

Silver coins with the face of a guy who raped his mom on them, a podcast with up to 1,000 people that tune in and listen to him & the love, respect and admiration of Susan Wojcicki and the Nation of Israel in equal measure?

Really, what more does Null need?

 

[Shaka Brah]

This sounds very fishy, why is some shitty marketing company interested in a niche collection of demented far left trannies?
(My statement was more or less "I'd rather burn my money (invest in shitcoins) than spend a cent on that troon forum". Turns out coincidentally the buyers are into "digital, influencer marketing" grift)

There's definitely something going on here, I'm smelling fraud, similar to the Twin Galaxies speedrun website fraud. These investors do less due diligence than a liquor store and their research is worse than some psychopathic trannies on green fruit bird forum.

The owning company does a lot of SEO. What better way to viral market and increase search engine optimization than a curated publicly crawled forum?

 

[jallsballs]

I absolutely love that the mods successfully turned "holy shit this site was making a lot of money from ad revenue, maybe the people running it should get some of that" into "you should directly pay the mods yourself"

 

[Gimmick Account]

So Cerium got 4.5 million for his forum. Lowtax is so rich off of his forums in lives in a McMansion and fucks tranny hookers. What does Null have?

The ascetic tranquility of a simple vegetable farmer and the companionship of winged woodland friends. What else do you need? He's basically a disney princess

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

After sifting through the data I have...questions

How is it possible Reset-era is routinely pulling in 60 million views or more for the last 3 years? Are there that many tranny's in the gaming sphere? That number seems really high for what we've seen in the past and current trends.

If it is indeed pulling in 700K per year in advertising,which seems pretty low for 60mil views honestly, then how stupid would you have to be to sell such a cash cow? Really the chink is selling out for what he can basically pull in 3 3/4 years. I guess he feels that Reset-era doesn't have much of a lifespan if he's bailing when its raking in the cash?

All in all...these numbers and this deal...much sus.

When you have a dedicated base of crazy, you’re gonna get plenty of clicks. Some because they want to be part of the “community“, some who are true believers, and others because they want to see the trash fire.

 

[HumanHive]

I absolutely love that the mods successfully turned "holy shit this site was making a lot of money from ad revenue, maybe the people running it should get some of that" into "you should directly pay the mods yourself"

And pay them for what, though? Buy them a coffee every time they ban someone?

The mods on Era have a perverted mindset. As if it isn’t a necessary evil, and instead something people applaud when it happens. But I guess that’s what you start to believe when your job is to keep chuds off your precious gaming forum.

 

[Crazedking]

i hope null is making bank off our own tranny janny and all the other retards buying coins. I mean if it was me, i would never deal with the shit he is if i wasnt atleast making some decent cash off this autism filled shitheap that is kiwifarm.

As always dear leader, you have my thanks for providing untold amount of laughs through this forum.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[jallsballs]

And pay them for what, though? Buy them a coffee every time they ban someone?

The mods on Era have a perverted mindset. As if it isn’t a necessary evil, and instead something people applaud when it happens. But I guess that’s what you start to believe when your job is to keep chuds off your precious gaming forum.

Just to clarify I do not think the mods should be paid anything at all, but it's interesting how they have managed to curate the discussion to be completely about themselves.

 

[Metropolitan]

Ego. There's a caste system on ERA among the retards. The king retards (jannies) can't admit to the people they mod (retards) that they weren't in the know because they're too afraid of being embarrassed and coming across as duped. They would lose power in the eyes of the retards, and since they're not receieving anything else or financial compensation the status symbol is all they really have.

It's an indictment of the whole moderator recruitment system. These idiots were so addicted to power and authority that they never even began to consider whether or not they should be compensated for the time and effort they put in. The status and power was payment enough, and most of them probably thought the site was on the verge of bankruptcy because forums are not in vogue anymore. Now that their mistakes and assumptions are laid bare for everyone to see, they scramble to somehow justify their decisions. "Oh, but Cerium was doing so much behind the scenes, you just didn't see it! He clearly deserves a multimillion dollar payout, while I deserve nothing! I knew I was volunteering!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's an indictment of the whole moderator recruitment system. These idiots were so addicted to power and authority that they never even began to consider whether or not they should be compensated for the time and effort they put in. The status and power was payment enough, and most of them probably thought the site was on the verge of bankruptcy because forums are not in vogue anymore. Now that their mistakes and assumptions are laid bare for everyone to see, they scramble to somehow justify their decisions. "Oh, but Cerium was doing so much behind the scenes, you just didn't see it! He clearly deserves a multimillion dollar payout, while I deserve nothing! I knew I was volunteering!"

Even funnier is that it's not just the current admins/moderators, but almost all the former admins/moderators who haven't ditched the site are doing the same exact thing. Hell, even duckroll, who's never been an ERA moderator but was a GAF moderator is in there defending them with word salads.

 

[Metropolitan]

Even funnier is that it's not just the current admins/moderators, but almost all the former admins/moderators who haven't ditched the site are doing the same exact thing. Hell, even duckroll, who's never been an ERA moderator but was a GAF moderator is in there defending them with word salads.

Yeah, I don't get why people who gave up moderating months or years ago suddenly feel compelled to crawl out of the woodworks to defend their decisions or speak in favor of Cerium. He's out-the-door and gone. Licking his boot now is not going to get you any blood money. The only explanation is that they are too proud to understand that they were duped, or too demented to admit that they thought moderation powers were payment enough for the excessive abuse that they took.