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Fiction is pushing his luck with that armchair mental health diagnosis.
 
FunPosting101 said:
Here's an oddball question, given all the absolute insanity on ReetardEra, and given that there must be at least one or two people among the mods/admins who have at least some vague sense of self-awareness, why in the fuck haven't they closed the forum to the public yet?
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Their corporate overlords who bought it from Cerium probably won't allow it to be made private, since that means fewer people would see the ads.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
Here's an oddball question, given all the absolute insanity on ReetardEra, and given that there must be at least one or two people among the mods/admins who have at least some vague sense of self-awareness, why in the fuck haven't they closed the forum to the public yet?
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Large swathes of the forum ARE closed to the public already, without an account you cannot see the troon general thread among others.

Black culture thread and constructive critic thread (the one with the bitching and where hidden rules are announced) is even closed to junies.
 
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Dreamland said:
Large swathes of the forum ARE closed to the public already, without an account you cannot see the troon general thread among others.

Black culture thread and constructive critic thread (the one with the bitching and where hidden rules are announced) is even closed to junies.
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The ideal situation would be to make the whole forum invisible and member-only, and not allow any of the members to access any other online systems, ever.
 
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Samuel Fuller said:
The ideal situation would be to make the whole forum invisible and member-only, and not allow any of the members to access any other online systems, ever.
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Yes, but they only make money from like, ads and donations. You COULD run a forum off of donations if the goal was just to have a small place where regulars talk, but thats not the goal of Resetera, which is to milk as much money from ads from non posters as possible. They have not realized that the retard troons and seething negros aren't the actual draw for the owners, its people from off site searching google for stuff about zelda or wukong or whatever and being served up resetera threads to read.

If the owners closed all the nonsense topics about trannies and black pride they would probably actually have more appeal and make more money, but its too far gone at this point. Its why they CAN private those topics, theyre actually the least important ones no one cares about except for us to make fun of them with
 
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V-tuber and Resetera Fan said:
Yes, but they only make money from like, ads and donations. You COULD run a forum off of donations if the goal was just to have a small place where regulars talk, but thats not the goal of Resetera, which is to milk as much money from ads from non posters as possible. They have not realized that the retard troons and seething negros aren't the actual draw for the owners, its people from off site searching google for stuff about zelda or wukong or whatever and being served up resetera threads to read.

If the owners closed all the nonsense topics about trannies and black pride they would probably actually have more appeal and make more money, but its too far gone at this point. Its why they CAN private those topics, theyre actually the least important ones no one cares about except for us to make fun of them with
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Oh, I know, it would just make that forum a nice little roach motel for woke trannies and their handmaidens, which would benefit humanity.

I wonder if the ownership knows that they have banned something like 85% of all the members they've ever had permanently.
 
V-tuber and Resetera Fan said:
Yes, but they only make money from like, ads and donations. You COULD run a forum off of donations if the goal was just to have a small place where regulars talk, but thats not the goal of Resetera, which is to milk as much money from ads from non posters as possible. They have not realized that the retard troons and seething negros aren't the actual draw for the owners, its people from off site searching google for stuff about zelda or wukong or whatever and being served up resetera threads to read.

If the owners closed all the nonsense topics about trannies and black pride they would probably actually have more appeal and make more money, but its too far gone at this point. Its why they CAN private those topics, theyre actually the least important ones no one cares about except for us to make fun of them with
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Honestly, they could easily run all those incessant datamining threads through an AI that converts them to excel sheets and run those through Julius or something.
Hell if anyone in the staff had an over 80 IQ they could build an n8n workflow and have the forum crank out "market analytics" for resale with every retarded hyperconsoom thread Entremet makes.

Samuel Fuller said:
I wonder if the ownership knows that they have banned something like 85% of all the members they've ever had permanently.
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It's closer to 50% according to a mod's slip of the tongue about 6-8 months ago. But yeah their staff is wiping out every sign of a growing userbase. Realistically i could see dubs pull a lowtax and lock the forum for non-paypigs (hopefully before pulling another lowtax-classic).
 
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Honestly, they could easily run all those incessant datamining threads through an AI that converts them to excel sheets and run those through Julius or something.
Hell if anyone in the staff had an over 80 IQ they could build an n8n workflow and have the forum crank out "market analytics" for resale with every retarded hyperconsoom thread Entremet makes.
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I think AI would see that tearsofthecyborg freak's posts and wipe out humanity for the greater good.
 
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Samuel Fuller said:
The ideal situation would be to make the whole forum invisible and member-only, and not allow any of the members to access any other online systems, ever.
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The ideal situation would be for the users to think it's invisible and members only and that no one can see what they post, but in reality it's fully viewable to anyone.
 
FunPosting101 said:
and given that there must be at least one or two people among the mods/admins who have at least some vague sense of self-awareness,
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Samuel Fuller said:
The ideal situation would be to make the whole forum invisible and member-only, and not allow any of the members to access any other online systems, ever.
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That last part is the important part, and why it's impossible. You'd think having a place where all the trannies can congregate and bitch and moan and be totally -ist and -ism free and epic safespace etc would be their ultimate goal and the most exciting prospect. But if they had that they would immediately have to go infect someplace else, and grow the infestation anew. It's a bizarre phenomenon. They need a constant influx of wrongthink so they can show how true and honest they are and shut it down, and being in their own little area with none of that isn't at all what they want. Not to mention REEEE IS THIS A TRANNY BATHROOM?!?! I'M A WIMIN.

You'd have to put up an age verification adjacent system where you have to do a captcha where you pick your pronouns between he/her and have to match it to your gender male/female. Unlike agegating it would be impossible for them to AI out of
 
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