NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[AnOminous]

Nintendo should add a blatant tarbaby, and the cry racism when people flip out.

They should add Jynx.

Spoiler: chargin mah lazer

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Mod pet got called out for being a fat no life loser which meant xis owners had to quickly step in and save xer. Remember, it's only personally attacking other members when it's the people responding to Excel Spreadsheet. Originally the ban was just 3 days but they've since changed it to 'duration pending' and added 'dismissing a hate movement' because no one who insults their pet can be allowed to survive.

Game journo checkmarks on Twitter went into full Blizzard defense mode after people shit all over the company for announcing their latest game in a beloved PC franchise will be a reskinned pay-to-win mobile release. The video in Jason's tweet he's crying about is of a man in a red shirt during a Q&A session asking if the game is an offseason April Fool's joke, an act which has greatly offended Blizzard stans like him.

And so because Jason is most definitely not a hack fraud here's a tweet from 4 months ago about how mocking multi-billion-dollar corporations is good actually:

ResetERA: home to only the very best game journos.

 

[AnOminous]

The video in Jason's tweet he's crying about is of a man in a red shirt during a Q&A session asking if the game is an offseason April Fool's joke, an act which has greatly offended Blizzard stans like him.

Fuck these cunts. "You will bow worshipfully toward whatever our massive corporation shits out on the floor."

No, fuck you.

And these sad little corporate cocksucking maggot shills will claim to be "socialists" in the very next sentence.

 

[Luigi]

So there's a new Overwatch character and people are complaining that it wasn't another PoC.

Pretty crazy when Overwatch's character selection is basically a checklist, ranging from gays to autists.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Even if Sakurai caved in and added black people to Smash they'd just complain about how these black characters are weak and screech about racism anyway

Seriously, why is this a big deal?

They always want "representation" but poc have no right to be represented in every single game/book/movie/tv series etc.

 

[Dreamland]

They should add Jynx.

Spoiler: chargin mah lazer

Wasn't she already a pokemon that could pop out of thrown pokeballs? my memory is a little fuzzy and i only played the Wii version.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Fuck these cunts. "You will bow worshipfully toward whatever our massive corporation shits out on the floor."

No, fuck you.

And these sad little corporate cocksucking maggot shills will claim to be "socialists" in the very next sentence.

Easiest way to spot a social justice warrior is how invested in corporate culture, they'll either defend them or be attacking some artistic choice. Which is cute considering they're supposed to out and out oppose them.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm sure Blizzard can sleep soundly at night now that the noble ResetERA is defending their honour.

 

[Changeofheart]

Another thread about Super Smash Bros being super racist:

 

[AnOminous]

Damn those "racist Native American guys" trying to burn down a fort just because a white guy was in it.

 

[Incredible Crisis]

They always want "representation" but poc have no right to be represented in every single game/book/movie/tv series etc.

The argument is that they need to see themselves in media in order to feel empowered but I wonder if that's an excuse to never make anything themselves that fits their ever growing list of demands.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

These idiots don't need to defend Blizzard, Blizzard is fully capable of defending itself by working with Youtube to manipulate ratings and feedback on their video about the release of the game:

 

[King Kobra]

And these sad little corporate cocksucking maggot shills will claim to be "socialists" in the very next sentence.

Their idea of "socialism" is ironically much more similar to Mussolini's corporatism or Chinese state controlled capitalism than what Marx and other Socialist thinkers were theorizing back in time

 

[whatever I feel like]

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Mod pet got called out for being a fat no life loser which meant xis owners had to quickly step in and save xer. Remember, it's only personally attacking other members when it's the people responding to Excel Spreadsheet. Originally the ban was just 3 days but they've since changed it to 'duration pending' and added 'dismissing a hate movement' because no one who insults their pet can be spared.

ResetERA: home to only the very best game journos.

Let's be especially generous and say that a year has five hundred days. If so, he has a thousand posts every 20 days, 50 posts a day. Statistically speaking, he made one post over the course of my lunch break. Except a year does not have 500 days and he has to sleep too, so he's likely made two.

 

[whatever I feel like]

These idiots don't need to defend Blizzard, Blizzard is fully capable of defending itself by working with Youtube to manipulate ratings and feedback on their video about the release of the game:

Not to shit on Jim too much, but a much simpler explanation is that people used bot accounts to bomb the video and with Google deleting the bots their votes are gone too.

 

[JuanLee]

Their idea of "socialism" is ironically much more similar to Mussolini's corporatism or Chinese state controlled capitalism than what Marx and other Socialist thinkers were theorizing back in time

I doubt many if any of them have any real idea about socialism, or have ever considered it. I think it's more they've read some memes on Tumblr about socialism.

Let's be especially generous and say that a year has five hundred days. If so, he has a thousand posts every 20 days, 50 posts a day. Statistically speaking, he made one post over the course of my lunch break. Except a year does not have 500 days and he has to sleep too, so he's likely made two.

xe/xim.

Lara claims she's a lady, obvs.

 

[Munchingonfish]

more smash outrage, lmao
http://archive.is/rcRuq
https://www.resetera.com/threads/su...-stereotype-regarding-native-americans.78770/

REEEE says video games are art, yet demands a game aimed at kids get censored because it has two frames of animation they find offensive.

We live in a society.

 

[whatever I feel like]

The truly sad thing is, I think it actually has a pretty high likelihood of being censored, either in a release patch or one that occurs soon after. As that fucker said in his quoted post, Treehouse does read RE.

 

[Raging Capybara]

The truly sad thing is, I think it actually has a pretty high likelihood of being censored, either in a release patch or one that occurs soon after. As that fucker said in his quoted post, Treehouse does read RE.

I genuinely believe some japanese employees from Nintendo don't know treehouse exists.

 

[PrincessHomura]

The truly sad thing is, I think it actually has a pretty high likelihood of being censored, either in a release patch or one that occurs soon after. As that fucker said in his quoted post, Treehouse does read RE.

You'll notice Nintendo as a whole gives little shits about crybullies. It's only Treehouse who ruin localizations of stuff, but when it comes to actually influencing the game at its core, they have no clout at all. This is not a problem they can make up their own dialogue for, since it's in the animation.