Making troll accounts can be a very rewarding experience in itself, the challenge lies in cultivating them but there are a few shortcuts to them. The 'no low effort'-rule is commonly mispercieved as a measure for removing the practice of 'drive-bys' (isn't that racist?). However making a post as succinct and nondescript as possible is useful for both inflating your postcount (you want that coveted threadmaking privilege!) and for sliding previous shitposts out of view for the laziest of forum sleuths (VIPs do read back on your posting history!). Don't just stick to 'Yikes!' all the time, you might wanna change things up with stale meme gifs from funnyjunk or reddit, get creative, but don't work hard on it!