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Nintendo doesn't do woke, never has, never will
I suggest you look into the behavior of Treehouse. It's been an SJW hive for years. Nintendo doesn't produce woke, but its American team will sure as hell "culturalize" woke wherever they think it'll fit -- you know, when they're not busy censoring or butchering games outright.

You know that weird, signature happy-go-lucky style the more text-heavy Mario games have in English, something not present in the original Japanese? That's Treehouse. You know how Vivian in the second Paper Mario game is just a straight-up girl in the NA "translation" but if you play the Nintendo of Europe English translation "she" is correctly a guy who was essentially bullied into crossdressing and isn't comfortable with it? That's Treehouse. You know how FE Fates had its "translation" completely fucking shredded and had wokeness and memes thrown in (and an entire character's personality arbitrarily replaced with the love of pickles)? That's Treehouse.
 
What is "queer life"?
If I had to guess
  1. A character being a troon
  2. A character being gay
  3. A character that was raised by a gay couple
  4. A character being asexual
  5. An asexual and non-asexual being in a relationship
  6. A few characters being in a polyamorous relationship and said relationship not falling apart
For some young gays, queer has just become a term for not straight, cis, or in a typical family/sexual relationship.
 
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I suggest you look into the behavior of Treehouse. It's been an SJW hive for years. Nintendo doesn't produce woke, but its American team will sure as hell "culturalize" woke wherever they think it'll fit -- you know, when they're not busy censoring or butchering games outright.

You know that weird, signature happy-go-lucky style the more text-heavy Mario games have in English, something not present in the original Japanese? That's Treehouse. You know how Vivian in the second Paper Mario game is just a straight-up girl in the NA "translation" but if you play the Nintendo of Europe English translation "she" is correctly a guy who was essentially bullied into crossdressing and isn't comfortable with it? That's Treehouse. You know how FE Fates had its "translation" completely fucking shredded and had wokeness and memes thrown in (and an entire character's personality arbitrarily replaced with the love of pickles)? That's Treehouse.
Bruh, calm down, they're just video games. No need to repeat they're name as if they killed your waifus.
 
Nintendo doesn't do woke, never has, never will, because they realize their biggest asset is wide-appeal, tis better to be thought bland and cute and sell 100 million games than edgy and woke, and sell nothing.... the whole "Seal of Approval" approach they had back in the 90's that ruthlessly eliminated anything with even a glimmer of causing social waves is what put them on top.

They aren't going to cave to shrieking dangerhairs, maybe if they were floundering like turn-of-the-centry SEGA they'd be open to the idea, but as it is now, they aren't derailing the gravy train to appease the unseasonable 1%
Nintendo literally let the treehouse fuck all the 3DS FE games with memes and PC shit lmao. of all companies, Nintendo is more likely to censor/alter its first party games.
 
What is "queer life"?
Going by the general attitude ResetERA has, I think they wanted the game to have very few straight romance options, with LGBT romances being pushed to the fore front and the characters to espouse how queer they are every few minutes. It might be safe to assume that they also want out of place and dated references to Trump sprinkled in.

Frankly, I think they should be grateful that a Japanese company as conservative as Nintendo would throw the few bones it has to such a vocal minority (assuming that it wasn't the work of the translation teams), but people like them can never be pleased. Even if they got exactly what I described, they'll just bitch that there isn't enough POC characters.
 
What was that again?
They removed the indian father from Mr.Game and Watch due to americans bitching.

Rsetera also praised them for covering up Mythra's legs in Xenoblade. It's strange that they don't want women's bodies to be looked at but want naked men to be the default thing that guys should be attracted to. It's really weird that in current year+X you would have a bunch of totally straight guys heavily promoting how cool it is to have straight guys look at naked men.

Unless the guys they want to try and force this on are actually under the age of 18.....
 
I suggest you look into the behavior of Treehouse. It's been an SJW hive for years. Nintendo doesn't produce woke, but its American team will sure as hell "culturalize" woke wherever they think it'll fit -- you know, when they're not busy censoring or butchering games outright.

You know that weird, signature happy-go-lucky style the more text-heavy Mario games have in English, something not present in the original Japanese? That's Treehouse. You know how Vivian in the second Paper Mario game is just a straight-up girl in the NA "translation" but if you play the Nintendo of Europe English translation "she" is correctly a guy who was essentially bullied into crossdressing and isn't comfortable with it? That's Treehouse. You know how FE Fates had its "translation" completely fucking shredded and had wokeness and memes thrown in (and an entire character's personality arbitrarily replaced with the love of pickles)? That's Treehouse.

Don't forget the out of nowhere Colonel AI quote from Metal Gear Solid 2 in Breath of the Wild, which to be fair did freak me out a little.
 
They removed the indian father from Mr.Game and Watch due to americans bitching.

Rsetera also praised them for covering up Mythra's legs in Xenoblade. It's strange that they don't want women's bodies to be looked at but want naked men to be the default thing that guys should be attracted to. It's really weird that in current year+X you would have a bunch of totally straight guys heavily promoting how cool it is to have straight guys look at naked men.

Unless the guys they want to try and force this on are actually under the age of 18.....
They didn't censor her though, Smash Bros gave her tights because it has a lower rating E as opposed to T.

They did the same with the Female Corrin's weird thigh cuts in the previous game.
 
They didn't censor her though, Smash Bros gave her tights because it has a lower rating E as opposed to T.

They did the same with the Female Corrin's weird thigh cuts in the previous game.
The problem with the "they did it to get a lower rating" argument is that almost every time it's been cited it's turned out to be bullshit. Ratings boards are generally pretty forgiving when it comes to that kind of stuff. Games like Senran Kagura regularly get a T rating, and the Fire Emblem games also got a T rating even though they were censored.
 
The problem with the "they did it to get a lower rating" argument is that almost every time it's been cited it's turned out to be bullshit. Ratings boards are generally pretty forgiving when it comes to that kind of stuff. Games like Senran Kagura regularly get a T rating, and the Fire Emblem games also got a T rating even though they were censored.
Senran Kagura games are all M rated though.
 
Senran Kagura games are all M rated though.
I thought they were all T. It seems only one of them is.
But even so, the general point still stands. There are anime boob games that can get T ratings, or 12/16 ratings from PEGI, and when asked the ratings boards claim they have nothing to do with these kinds of decisions. These are choices made by publishers/localizes and they try to pass the blame onto the ratings boards.
 
I suggest you look into the behavior of Treehouse. It's been an SJW hive for years. Nintendo doesn't produce woke, but its American team will sure as hell "culturalize" woke wherever they think it'll fit -- you know, when they're not busy censoring or butchering games outright.

You know that weird, signature happy-go-lucky style the more text-heavy Mario games have in English, something not present in the original Japanese? That's Treehouse. You know how Vivian in the second Paper Mario game is just a straight-up girl in the NA "translation" but if you play the Nintendo of Europe English translation "she" is correctly a guy who was essentially bullied into crossdressing and isn't comfortable with it? That's Treehouse. You know how FE Fates had its "translation" completely fucking shredded and had wokeness and memes thrown in (and an entire character's personality arbitrarily replaced with the love of pickles)? That's Treehouse.
Who cares? this is a thread about laughting at Resetera/NeoGAF tards, not about reeing at nintendo , Sony or some woke company.
 
Who cares? this is a thread about laughting at Resetera/NeoGAF tards, not about reeing at nintendo , Sony or some woke company.
Resetera has it's own private discord entirely about Nintendo that's run by real weirdos who have been accused of questionable things before.

Any anti-nintendo thread or post on Resetera gets stomped out by the NEStapo there.

They take Nintendo criticism very very fucking personally.
 
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These people really don't play any of the games they complain about, do they?
It wouldn't be so annoying if they just... didn't play the game. Like a normal person.

No, instead they sperg out like they've got some kind of psychic inflammation.
 

It's mostly male troons who complain about sexy women in games because it triggers them by reminding them they'll always be dumpy potato looking freaks nobody in their right mind would ever mistake for a woman, much less an attractive one.

Also they just hate women in general.

Also they're a bunch of pedos so they are extremely hostile to adult women.
 
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