NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Another dying gaming news website (GameRevolution) latched onto the Ion Fury ResetEra thread. Unlike the other site they didn't disable comments however, leading commenters to remind them about the ResetEra pedo ring and the GameJournoPros mailing list.
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Also on Twitter, troons are still seething and trying to drag this game through the mud, however it's not working too well because troons are a minority and Ion Fury is still in the Steam topsellers list.

The review bomb is also doing pretty poorly, from the low amount of reviews:
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Reviews that call the game transphobic being rated "funny"
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And then the commenters just taking it to the Steam profiles of the reviewers, if they didn't set it to "private" already:
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Another dying gaming news website (GameRevolution) latched onto the Ion Fury ResetEra thread. Unlike the other site they didn't disable comments however, leading commenters to remind them about the ResetEra pedo ring and the GameJournoPros mailing list.
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Also on Twitter, troons are still seething and trying to drag this game through the mud, however it's not working too well because troons are a minority and Ion Fury is still in the Steam topsellers list.

The review bomb is also doing pretty poorly, from the low amount of reviews:
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Reviews that call the game transphobic being rated "funny"

Even the "Recent Reviews" indicator, created specifically to deal with review bombs, still has it at "Very Positive." There are something like 66 negative reviews, most of them with legitimate sounding beefs about the game. The few pathetic REEEEEEviews stick out like a sore thumb and there aren't very many of them.

Thought it was time to venture into the "mental health thread" again and surely I was not disappointed. Even kiwifarms honorary member Onilink is making an appearance. He is still trying to recover from that time a Metroid tried to rape him.

Lol at what miserable sad, suicidal, nasty shits these REEEEtards are. Hard to blame them though, if you were one of these worthless people you'd be suicidal too.
 
Lol at what miserable sad, suicidal, nasty shits these REEEEtards are. Hard to blame them though, if you were one of these worthless people you'd be suicidal too.

Remember when your parents said that you should actually pity bullies because they were really sad, fragile, unhappy people who masked their insecurities with aggression against easy targets?

Turns out they were right about everything except the pity part. I prefer disdain, contempt and mockery for these shitstains who lash out to "cancel" people who achieve more and do more good in a week than these mewling wannabe tyrants will ever do in their entire lives.
 
Remember when your parents said that you should actually pity bullies because they were really sad, fragile, unhappy people who masked their insecurities with aggression against easy targets?

Turns out they were right about everything except the pity part. I prefer disdain, contempt and mockery for these shitstains who lash out to "cancel" people who achieve more and do more good in a week than these mewling wannabe tyrants will ever do in their entire lives.
At least school bullies could back up their threats. All ResetERA posters can do is boycott shit they weren’t going to buy in the first place
 
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There's a lot of words I can think of to describe Schreier but "professional" isn't one of them.

Sure he's got Epic's dick lodged down his throat and despite claiming to be an advocate for developers is now attacking one for daring to reveal how scummy the EGS is but gaymergayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
 
Today in another episode of incel gamers shitting on gamers:


Watch these exceptional individuals shit on themselves (REEEEEEEE gamers are shit) while defending the devs and their microtransactions for shitty Apex Legends.
What is it going to take for developers to learn to stop publicly shitting on the people who buy their games?

I get it, some fanbases can be annoying to deal with, but lashing out at them is only going to make them even more pissed off.
 
Supporting something back then 5 years ago when it started. Yeah, its not like Jaffe could of changed his opinion before 2019. As for the average age of ResetEra, being a 30 year old would make one wonder if these guys do have something else to do besides just bitching about vidya because the dev is someone they don't like.

Let's put on some fitting music, and we'll get into it.


Gamergate for us was merely an Autism war, an incident in which we saw a shitstorm go big and drag everything into it. We saw good people go full retard, too many GAY OPS to count, some fucking legendarily entertaining halal threads, and some unimaginable levels of fucking hubris. In the end, some shit happened, the ramifications of which are still being felt to this day, and a good chuckle was had by us.

For the Anti-GG crowd, however, GG was Autism Vietnam - a conflict that they thought was going to be an easy victory and quickly turned into an unwinnable quagmire for them.

Their theory was that by breaking GG at the head, they could stop it. After all, it had worked on everyone else they'd done it on. The problem, of course, is that they clearly had no idea how the Streisand Effect worked: every single thing they did to stop GG didn't just fail - it made it bigger and harder for them to stop using their usual methods. It helped that to a man, they were fucking legendarily incompetent, surrounding lolcows and career fuck-ups like Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn, who surrounded themselves with, impossibly, even bigger career fuck-ups.

Yet despite the fact that the Autism War ended pretty resoundingly in 2015, if you check any mainstream news site, there are literally articles on GG that came out within the last three days, and communities like NeoGAF/ResetERA never shut up about it. The reason is that for them, the loss is still fresh, and still hurts. For them it's the Autism Tet Offensive: The very first big loss which began their long, painful withdrawl from the region - and because of that, GG remains the thing they can't get over, a scar that's never healed.
 
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A fun way to troll ERA would be to make a thread about that Spike Lee movie about the black guy who infiltrated the KKK and convinced a bunch of them to stop being retards and ask why ERA doesn't do that instead of declaring everyone they don't like subhuman and wishing death upon them until the mods van them for "excusing bigotry" or whatever stupid shit.

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Excel Spreadsheet adds another to the killcount.

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Let's put on some fitting music, and we'll get into it.


Gamergate for us was merely an Autism war, an incident in which we saw a shitstorm go big and drag everything into it. We saw good people go full retard, too many GAY OPS to count, some fucking legendarily entertaining halal threads, and some unimaginable levels of fucking hubris. In the end, some shit happened, the ramifications of which are still being felt to this day, and a good chuckle was had by us.

For the Anti-GG crowd, however, GG was Autism Vietnam - a conflict that they thought was going to be an easy victory and quickly turned into an unwinnable quagmire for them.

Their theory was that by breaking GG at the head, they could stop it. After all, it had worked on everyone else they'd done it on. The problem, of course, is that they clearly had no idea how the Streisand Effect worked: every single thing they did to stop GG didn't just fail - it made it bigger and harder for them to stop using their usual methods. It helped that to a man, they were fucking legendarily incompetent, surrounding lolcows and career fuck-ups like Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn, who surrounded themselves with, impossibly, even bigger career fuck-ups.

Yet despite the fact that the Autism War ended pretty resoundingly in 2015, if you check any mainstream news site, there are literally articles on GG that came out within the last three days, and communities like NeoGAF/ResetERA never shut up about it. The reason is that for them, the loss is still fresh, and still hurts. For them it's the Autism Tet Offensive: The very first big loss which began their long, painful withdrawl from the region - and because of that, GG remains the thing they can't get over, a scar that's never healed.
I already know of this shit, I just simply find it funny these people can't let go of that shit, especially since it's been 4-5 years. And I also find it funny that they have to get upset over some old tweet Jaffe made when Jaffe himself could no doubt of had some change in views as others have. ERA itself would no doubt keep itself stuck on GG like all the others, but instead of articles going on with how GG was some big gay right wing OP that led to Trump and things like Brexit, it's just digging up old tweets and sperging over them without any context.
 
I already know of this shit, I just simply find it funny these people can't let go of that shit, especially since it's been 4-5 years. And I also find it funny that they have to get upset over some old tweet Jaffe made when Jaffe himself could no doubt of had some change in views as others have. ERA itself would no doubt keep itself stuck on GG like all the others, but instead of articles going on with how GG was some big gay right wing OP that led to Trump and things like Brexit, it's just digging up old tweets and sperging over them without any context.

Well yeah, you know it, but I feel a refresher was necessary specifically for the newcomers.

Someone has to get them alone to baster, after all.
 
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About the Ion Fury situation:

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Tomorrow is the first day of Gamescom, that nowadays is actually a continuation of E3 with how important announcements there is in it, i think they really got the shaft on this one, something like this happened in the middle of July and they would've their precious articles, but August? Games and shit happening son no time to entertain your autism , also the devs are some cheeky bastards:

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There is so many crap and references everywhere that nobody noticed those ones, hats off to the balls on these guys, they are more from the 90s than i gave credit for.
 
Thought it was time to venture into the "mental health thread" again and surely I was not disappointed. Even kiwifarms honorary member Onilink is making an appearance. He is still trying to recover from that time a Metroid tried to rape him.

This just from the last page:

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Interesting how Oni's first post bitching and moaning is all "we," and then once someone feeds him some attention, he replies with all "I"s. 🤔
 
Something jumped out at me earlier today and I thought I'd briefly share it with you. It has to do with the huge number of progressive outlets laying their staff off en masse and Games Journalism as a whole dying off slowly.

When you stop and think about it, almost all the big progressive outlets do nothing but sperg about the same shit. Orange Man Bad, China Good, etc, with all the usual idiot talking points. But really, who the fuck goes to a video game site to read about progressive politics? Nobody, and the metrics they've been getting are starting to reflect that. They may get rage-bait traffic, but not engagement or repeat users, and Twitter isn't a reliable money-making audience.

When you remember this shit, the fact that so many of these outlets are financially unstable at best and dying outright at worst makes a lot of sense. Nobody goes to some site the progtards took over for their idiot politics when there's plenty of other sites on yon tubernets (to take a jab at SGG) covering the same shit in the same way.
 
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I like to laugh at how their witch hunts are ineffective, but it does remind me of times when it did work. The Tim Soret situation kinda bums me out because it did affect the games development and set back it's release date to be determined. It really is depressing when it does actually work.
 
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"Yay for censorship"

BANNED

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They're also going absolutely fucking crazy because of fagbag being in the game

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"DEFEND THIS SHIT AT YOUR PERIL!"

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"TIME TO SHUT THE OT DOWN"

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Everyone with an account keep bumping the above topic to say how amazing the game is.

Imagine going from a teen who writes a mildly successful book about authoritarinism in a school, making you some decent $, to being associated with and known as the face of these people/Resetera.

Isamu Fukui, this will be your legacy now.

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"Siri, why is Resetera full of unhinged lunatics no one likes?"

SEE ABOVE.
 
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"Yay for censorship"

BANNED

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They're also going absolutely fucking crazy because of fagbag being in the game

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"DEFEND THIS SHIT AT YOUR PERIL!"

:story:

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"TIME TO SHUT THE OT DOWN"

:story:

Everyone with an account keep bumping the above topic to say how amazing the game is.

Imagine going from a teen who writes a mildly successful book about authoritarinism in a school, making you some decent $, to being associated with and known as the face of these people/Resetera.

Isamu Fukui, this will be your legacy now.

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"Siri, why is Resetera full of unhinged lunatics no one likes?"

SEE ABOVE.

LOL, I’m glad to see they're returning to the “long history of severe infractions” ban messages again.
 
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They're also going absolutely fucking crazy because of fagbag being in the game

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"DEFEND THIS SHIT AT YOUR PERIL!"

:story:

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"TIME TO SHUT THE OT DOWN"

:story:
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