NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

For what little good that did for them. Most of their discords are still infected by spies that make screenshots of all the weapons-grade cringe they produce.
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Holy shit, nice find! Will there be another brave mod to carry on le epik "Gritty the antifa psycho" meme in his honour?
Sadly enough this will mean a dip in the incendiary shitposting until they can find a replacement.

Speaking of bullhorns

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Our infiltrators having been posting too much statistical wrong-think in this topic, so...

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it's now closed and the moderators are on discord deciding if this topic is full of Enzom21's trolling each other and the Black Culture Thread.

Remember, this is Resetera, you cannot trust anyone. Everyone is potentially a straight white male GamerGate troll. Isamu Fukui really needs to introduce an ID system where you have to hand over your passport or driving license for a Resetera account. Just like China.

Only then will it be safe for Ms.Galaxy.

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Resetera already wants to kill Tim Sweeney, but the critical mass of wrong-think here to suggest it's okay to talk to people you differ with, yes, even burger Jeremy, is sending them into a psychotic rage.

The bloodlust and rage over this suggestion of wrong-think should give us the popcorn for 20+ pages. It might even blow over to Hambly who does enjoy a good dunk on Resetera. Especially if they start calling him literally Hitler.

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Chairmancuck is in tears as we speak. I love the EGS now if it keeps Chairmancuck/Resetera crying. But it's time for the woke olympics, will Isamu Fukui, the greedy Asian, ban the EGS from Resetera to stand in solidarity with all the minorities killed by Jeremy Hambly?

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Apparently Tim Sweeney has been working all these years and amassing all his wealth just to call Slayven a nigger.

Who knew?

And Enzom21 was desperate for someone to call him it. Poor Enzom. If only Tim Sweeney had known in advance to leave Slayven alone and go after Enzom.

edit - And Tim has apparently walked it back since Resetera threatened to kill him and told him of Jeremy's wrong-think. Still good to know Tim just wanted to call Slayven a nigger. Racist Tim.
 
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Time to download the PS4 resetera themes and avatars, I have a feeling that much like the Neogaf avatars and themes, they won't be around much longer.
 
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I used to think muteKi was an amazing troll account, then I understood he's one one of the genuinely worst people on that site.
 
The last post in that steam sale thread says "EVERYONE GO GET THE MISSING" and it reminds me that REEra and the twitter adjacents always seem to jizz out their girldicks whenever anything related to Swery65 comes out, mainly as response to his cult hit Deadly Premonition. Somehow a game where one of the main supporting characters, Thomas, is not only revealed to be in love with the main villain, he's also finally fought as a boss wearing a dress and gets meathooked dead. Fucking big oof transphobia imo, among others. But I guess if you don't fully play through the video game you wouldn't know that.
 
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America with its freedoms and spreading of the benefits of said freedoms is a bigger threat than China.

Only on Resetera™
I still can't get my head around how the MSM is now spreading pro-China propaganda. But yeah, it's obviously the Russians who are the problem.
 
Shinobi left, so maybe leak will stop and that will confirm it was him, but I doubt it.

You think Mr "My mother's black husband" is the leaker? :cunningpepe:

That one former mod, kristoffer, once described their moderator report system as a mess where it basically overwhelms the system and they have to individually mark each report or something. And that nobody except for those two hired guns they scrounged up knows how to actually use Xenforo. So there's a good chance this system is still in place and why they have to actually lock threads to stop the reports from deluging the system. And why they consider it so VERY URGENT to get all hands on deck and BAN BAN BAN BAN to stop it.


I think he also said that people were reporting like literally everything of posters they hated with long explanations of all the reasons they hated the poster and stupid things like that.


Maybe all the new cis white male admins are so they actually have people who can use basic level forum admin software. :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic:


These buffoons copied everything from NeoGAF including the archaic use of tech. Their report system is complete garbage and the troons don't know how to fix it. They also have to manually type "BANNED" when banning people. We know this because we had a messaged say "banmed" the other day. My grandma is more tech savy that the admins of a fucking video game forum. Remember, making modern video games is one of the most complex and difficult tasks in the world. And then you have these idiots on the side lines REEEing and criticizing them that can't even use basic software. REEE admins just have so much in common with gaming "journalists" no wonder they are covering for them nonstop.


This is the gaming equivalent to Cerium and his white men army using xenforo:


Also good luck cancelling Tim Sweeney. One of the richest and most powerful people in the industry.
 
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Resetera already wants to kill Tim Sweeney, but the critical mass of wrong-think here to suggest it's okay to talk to people you differ with, yes, even burger Jeremy, is sending them into a psychotic rage.

This has been both the most fascinating and saddest consequence of the social justice movement in the past five years; you aren't even allowed to TALK to people with opposing views now.

OMG, Ellen Degeneres talked to George W. Bush! What a fake ally traitor! REEEE!!!!
 
These buffoons copied everything from NeoGAF including the archaic use of tech. Their report system is complete garbage and the troons don't know how to fix it. They also have to manually type "BANNED" when banning people. We know this because we had a messaged say "banmed" the other day. My grandma is more tech savy that the admins of a fucking video game forum. Remember, making modern video games is one of the most complex and difficult tasks in the world. And then you have these idiots on the side lines REEEing and criticizing them that can't even use basic software. REEE admins just have so much in common with gaming "journalists" no wonder they are covering for them nonstop.
This surprises me, you'd think that from an ergonomic point of view you would optimise the most often used and obvious moderation procedures first (e.g. throwing a tantrum and banning people). I personally envisioned their interface being like a ban button next to the report and quote ones leading to a panel where you can check offences like "severe posting", "Low post count/fucking junies" or even "Stepped on Excel's dick" from a grid of checkboxes, and maybe a few extra/manual options "Mail posting history to employer", "Mark post from history with offence to justify perma" in case the poster really pisses you off.

Makes me wonder what other things are tied together with gum and shoestrings about their forum, part of me suspects that they don't/can't maintain a searchable rapsheet on people so they have to rely on Crunk's banbot.
 
Tim Weeiner is not gonna do it anymore, false alarm. Thank God otherwise I would have been forced to start hating the epic games store like those nasty gam*rs do.
 
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This has been both the most fascinating and saddest consequence of the social justice movement in the past five years; you aren't even allowed to TALK to people with opposing views now.

OMG, Ellen Degeneres talked to George W. Bush! What a fake ally traitor! REEEE!!!!

Jeremy Hambly isn't even that popular a lolcow. I'm sure he might even have a Farms topic. He cries and plays the victim for attention a lot, never a manly trait people respect. "Bu-bu-bu he says or posts some things you might agree with Mr. Kiwifarms poster!" So? Hitler probably made some normie points during his career, does that mean if Hitler said you should balance your fruit and veg intake with those donuts, fruit and veg is now alt-right? Well, silly question, m_ilk and doing the OK hand gesture is alt-right.

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These people are that deranged they think every single person they disagree with is automatically loved and liked by all their "worst enemies". Half the people Resetera want to have homeless, dead or censored are most likely lolcows who have their own topics here.

The difference with sane people is sane people can still talk to or argue with or even platform a guest who they disagree with/might even think is a lolcow. How many lolcows are banned or censored for signing up to the farms to defend themselves? Very few I'd guess. Worst that happens is they get mocked some more for being exceptional and not listening to the amazing advice here. The Farms will still talk to them.
 
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This has been both the most fascinating and saddest consequence of the social justice movement in the past five years; you aren't even allowed to TALK to people with opposing views now.
It's part of why they're so big on deplatforming. Not just because they don't want to even see the horrible words that murder and kill (and honestly, I have a little sympathy with that position, if only because if I could mute the entirety of identity politics from the internet I would do so in a heartbeat) but because they regard the viewpoints as dangerously alluring.

Not to them, of course - they're pure as the driven snow, perfect examples of wokeness. But all the unwashed masses? They could be convinced by the arguments being offered by those of opposing views, rather than simply accepting their True and Honest word.

I think it's partly because they regard everyone not in their bubble as stupid, partly because they don't want to bother with counter-arguments and just want to declare their enemies unpersonned and therefore an easy target for ruination, and at least a little bit that often they've been more aligned with these views, and see themselves as having freed themselves from the wrongthink but that the ideas are still seductive.

And, of course, there's a lot of projection about uncritical acceptance and cultlike thinking and threats of violence. I saw it described as the difference between incivility and post-civility; incivility comes about when you think, 'Well, being polite isn't getting me anywhere', while post-civility is, 'Being polite is heretical'. SJWs love being post-(x), and that includes being post-reasonable.
 
This has been both the most fascinating and saddest consequence of the social justice movement in the past five years; you aren't even allowed to TALK to people with opposing views now.

OMG, Ellen Degeneres talked to George W. Bush! What a fake ally traitor! REEEE!!!!
For me, the saddest part is when they disown their own family. Some families are not good, but cutting your family out of your live entirely because they criticized Hillary Clinton once or laughed at a problematic joke is crazy.

It's also how cults tend to operate. Cut off all bridges and make them dependent so they can't leave. We see this in posts talking about how ResetEra is all they have.

Makes me wonder what other things are tied together with gum and shoestrings about their forum, part of me suspects that they don't/can't maintain a searchable rapsheet on people so they have to rely on Crunk's banbot.
I'm guessing there is a google doc somewhere where they keep track of that stuff, but I think many problematic posters live rent free in their heads. Along with THQ, PewDiePie, and JonTron.

they don't want to bother with counter-arguments and just want to declare their enemies unpersonned and therefore an easy target for ruination
SJWs in general don't bother explaining their own arguments, ("It's not my job to educate you shitlord!" "Sealioning!") and they don't have an answer for many of the legitimate questions thrown at them. So their only option is to ban them. Like that guy that was banned for asking how a human male gives birth.
 
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