NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Do they not see how hypocritical they are by claiming to be oppressed and marginalized while posting on an internet forum from their comfortable homes with full bellies in advanced western nations?

Hahahahahahahhaha oh wow no of course they don't, they're distilled sjw's. The movement is dying and this is what's left, the most toxic and gullible true believers. These people are so utterly gone at this point that they're going to need to be deprogrammed by a cult psychiatrist. Think of how off the common belief these people are, picture yourself thinking and acting the way they claim they do, and run through your day in your head.

Like I've said from the beginning this whole thing is running on cognitive dissonance, the country is, ReeeeEra is, and millions of TDS cult members are. If (when) Trump wins in 2020 I have a feeling that there's going to be a massive collective crash of all this and it's not going to be pretty for them or us either. I sit here and wonder how many millions of people this has had a permanent effect on and I think about how discourse is probably permanently fucked because of it.
 
Do they not see how hypocritical they are by claiming to be oppressed and marginalized while posting on an internet forum from their comfortable homes with full bellies in advanced western nations?

Don't be mean - I don't have the statistics to hand but I'm confident that the proportion of stoned, jobless, terminally online, myofibralgic troons in America matches exactly those in Nigeria.
 
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This is the most publicity Shitfest has gotten in years, as evidenced by the multitude of posters expressing shock that it still exists. No amount of reeing is gonna make Twatsuya any less bugfuck insane though so the smart move would have just been to completely ignore him.

Unfortunately, Excel Spreadsheet and "smart" go together about as well as Jason Schreier and Palestinian children.
 
This is probably one of the most poignant posts on resetera. It perfectly describes their ideology.
I'm actually having trouble putting into words the absolute lack of self awareness.
I'm betting that most posters on resetera are living in a constant contradiction to the fundie years of GW in the early 2000s. Back then, Christians said being gay/trans/socialist was bad, and so did their parents, so they did just that. Back then, all of that was constantly under debate. For the longest time, so many Christians wanted gay marriage to be banned, but now look at how few people give a shit. Trying to ban thoughts and ideology is such a dangerous road, because at that point, they are given immense amounts of power. These dumbasses have their heads so far up their own asses, they cannot even begin to fathom that they are giving credence to these ideas that they find so abhorrent.
It's so incredibly baffling, and the vast majority of people posting on the internet definitely remember that time, when fundies went insane over anything that wasn't constantly talking about God. I remember when my Catholic school attempted a ban on Harry Potter. I had already read all of the books released at that point, but that attempt at a ban literally got more students reading that shit, kids who didn't give a shit before then. The same thing happened with The Golden Compass.
That's really the funniest thing about that shit hole of a site. They saw this stuff happen right in front of them, and more than likely reacted to it themselves, but they are completely blind to the fact they are attempting the same thing.
Chris Chan has more self awareness than these people.
 
They've had this same exact spergfest about Joe Rogan several times in the past. So much so that I'm shocked he is not a banned topic of discussion sitewide at this point.
Joe Rogan is banned in terms of posting or discussing his videos. This person found a loophole by talking about their coworker who is becoming alt-right after starting to watch Joe Rogan.
They helpfully just provided an illustration for this:
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COINTELera has found the dirt on Negro figurehead John Boyega
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That thread from earlier actually sent a new hatewave towards poor Kelly.
AND THIS IS H U G E
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(I'm an expert) :story: which of you is this.

Found another Jr. Kiwi, compiling the posts for me and disguising it as a standard resetera sermon, thanks bud
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They have their own gif of themselves too, posted in response to a post saying "People intentionally choose the most disingenuous reading"
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This is the most publicity Shitfest has gotten in years, as evidenced by the multitude of posters expressing shock that it still exists. No amount of reeing is gonna make Twatsuya any less bugfuck insane though so the smart move would have just been to completely ignore him.

Unfortunately, Excel Spreadsheet and "smart" go together about as well as Jason Schreier and Palestinian children.
They even reference the neo comic which marked the point Sinfest went from "popular webcomic some people actually read" to "woke garbage everybody forgot existed".
 
COINTELera has found the dirt on Negro figurehead John Boyega
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That thread from earlier actually sent a new hatewave towards poor Kelly.
AND THIS IS H U G E
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(I'm an expert) :story: which of you is this.

Found another Jr. Kiwi, compiling the posts for me and disguising it as a standard resetera sermon, thanks bud
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They have their own gif of themselves too, posted in response to a post saying "People intentionally choose the most disingenuous reading"
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>TFW ResetEra provably hates black people more than KKK Nazi Hate site Kiwi Farms

That shit's not even a hot take, it's the goddamn truth. The site has become the premiere get-together for woke white people to have a Sunday lynching like in those old photographs from the south.
 
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(I'm an expert) :story: which of you is this.

They have their own gif of themselves too, posted in response to a post saying "People intentionally choose the most disingenuous reading"
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For all their GAF hate, both of these are straight GAF rip-offs.

The gif originally ended with "NeoGAF."
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"I'm an expert" is a parody copypasta of a post made many years back on GAF about Sony and a Final Fantasy game going to Xbox.
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/fina...med-for-xbox-360.327004/page-36#post-11960243
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/japanese-culture-im-an-expert
 
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PenisSmasher really, really loves JJ Abrams.

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Did JJ run over this idiot's dog or something?

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Is going from spending every waking hour of your miserable existence defending DSP to spending every waking hour of your miserable existence defending TLJ a step forwards or backwards? 🤔

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Shocking to see DSPeden arguing disingenuously. Absolutely mind-blowing.

I've noticed Cheetos isn't in these last couple pages. Do you think DSPeden and Cheetos coordinate shifts so that when one is asleep the other can be shitposting about TLJ?

Another question: How many 5000-word posts does one have to write about TLJ before the doctors in white robes are obligated to come and take them where they will never see the internet again?

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You can't critique perfection.

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DSP fanboys aren't capable of understanding humility.

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uh-oh they're gaining self-awareness again. It's like the Principal Skinner pic. "Are we the assholes? No, it's the rest of the internet whose wrong!"

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It's great, every time a thread where the OP misinterprets and misrepresents someone they don't like to start a retard feeding frenzy for 20 pages before someone actually bothers looking into it and realizing it's all bullshit you get posts like these where people talk about how it keeps habbening and how nuts a lot of the posters are the mods quickly lock it before any more comments about how cancerous their garbage forum is can be made.

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More and more users are getting fed up with the Star Wars cult on Era. It's even funnier because a bunch of mods (cough, Morrigan, cough) recently changed their avis and quotes to SW shit too. You gotta wonder when it's all gonna boil over.

Anyways, speaking of stanning Disney, here's a fun new article:

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Strangely there doesn't seem to be a single thread about this up on Era 🤔
 
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