NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Leonard Helplessness]

"I had a discussion with my wife about this...."

No you didn't.

Hey now, anyone who's played Day of the Tentacle knows how much value there is to be gained from having this sort of conversation:



Yoshichan: "I can't do this anymore. I just can't. It doesn't make sense, how could they cut the Group Room scene?"



Yoshichan: "I know the original game was released at a time when it was still okay to make fun of gay people, but that's the scene where I got my first boner and I needed this. I needed this, Isabelle. The scene needed to be in high-def for me to at last feel complete. You do understand, don't you?"



Yoshichan: "I'm glad you do. I just... I guess I'm dealing with a lot of guilt right now too. Like when Cloud threatened a black guy into forking over his kid's highschool fund. I had no idea that by playing this game I was perpetuating racial oppression, and there were literally no other options if I wanted to keep playing, but I had to! I had to see the Group Room! AND THEY TOOK THAT FROM ME!"



Yoshichan: "Maybe this is it, Isabelle. I don't know. Do you think it's time for me to atone for my whiteness? Will you help me? May I cling to you as my life trickles away through my wrists? Please, Isabelle, I need this."



Yoshichan: "Yes... you're right. Down the highway this time it is. Thanks, Isabelle. You've always been so good to me."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Is the tranny jannie banning everyone the same person/sock that made the OP? Because that's some serious rectal rage.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Someone from Resetera plays a videogame and

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What made this faggot so mad, exactly? Did they add a part where Sepiroth turns to the camera and goes "I'm gonna say the N word?"

 

[Shield Breaker]

Someone from Resetera plays a videogame and

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TBF some of the respondents in our Final Fantasy thread are almost as bad.

What made this faggot so mad, exactly? Did they add a part where Sepiroth turns to the camera and goes "I'm gonna say the N word?"

Spoiler: FF7R SPOILERS

The last chapter gets into the concept of time travel and or multiple realities.

 

[derpherp2]

Asperger actually came up with a lot of the positive propaganda about autism like the savant thing specifically to save them from being gassed by Hitler.

iirc the study done to see what the correlation between autism and savant syndrome was was pretty bunk.


Also this was the twitch streamer's cosplay apparently:

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Hey now, anyone who's played Day of the Tentacle knows how much value there is to be gained from having this sort of conversation:



Yoshichan: "I can't do this anymore. I just can't. It doesn't make sense, how could they cut the Group Room scene?"

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Yoshichan: "I know the original game was released at a time when it was still okay to make fun of gay people, but that's the scene where I got my first boner and I needed this. I needed this, Isabelle. The scene needed to be in high-def for me to at last feel complete. You do understand, don't you?"

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Yoshichan: "I'm glad you do. I just... I guess I'm dealing with a lot of guilt right now too. Like when Cloud threatened a black guy into forking over his kid's highschool fund. I had no idea that by playing this game I was perpetuating racial oppression, and there were literally no other options if I wanted to keep playing, but I had to! I had to see the Group Room! AND THEY TOOK THAT FROM ME!"

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Yoshichan: "Maybe this is it, Isabelle. I don't know. Do you think it's time for me to atone for my whiteness? Will you help me? May I cling to you as my life trickles away through my wrists? Please, Isabelle, I need this."

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Yoshichan: "Yes... you're right. Down the highway this time it is. Thanks, Isabelle. You've always been so good to me."

Seems like he might actually have a wife

Yoshichan on Twitter

“With @finsksvenskan (shoutout btw!) 😍”

twitter.com

I'm sure he wears the pants in that relationship.

 

[kaien]

Seems like he might actually have a wife

Yoshichan on Twitter

“With @finsksvenskan (shoutout btw!) 😍”

twitter.com

"The Don Draper of Video Games"

so you mean, like, an emotionally crippled alcoholic fraud?

 

[FuckedUp]

Seems like he might actually have a wife

Yoshichan on Twitter

“With @finsksvenskan (shoutout btw!) 😍”

twitter.com

I'm sure he wears the pants in that relationship.

One of his other posts (archive):

 

[BanyaHat]

Yoshichan is lolcow material but I honestly figured some people were going to be suicidal over how fucking badly Nomura botched FF7. The entire Internet is in flames over it, not just ReeRa.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"The Don Draper of Video Games"

so you mean, like, an emotionally crippled alcoholic fraud?

Yoshichan also appears to have a bad habit of oversharing on Twitter, like about his job at the Swedish version of Best Buy.

 

[Next Task]

Yoshichan also appears to have a bad habit of oversharing on Twitter, like about his job at the Swedish version of Best Buy.

Huh. Not a troon, looks clean and well presented, not painfully obese. And perhaps most surprisingly is holding something he likes in a photograph but isn't doing the wide open soy face.

Instantly 99% above the rest of the forums right there.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Huh. Not a troon, looks clean and well presented, not painfully obese. And perhaps most surprisingly is holding something he likes in a photograph but isn't doing the wide open soy face.

Instantly 99% above the rest of the forums right there.

You're right, but being better than the worst Resetera has to offer is such a low hurdle.

When you compare anyone with Brian or Larry it's an easy win.

 

[lololololagain]

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Spoiler: Sadly, he's going to look like this in a few months if he doesn't leave Resetera asap :(

Edit- i know this guy is a drag queen, but even if that ree poster did troon out & looked like this, they'd still look 20 times better then Larry.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Someone from Resetera plays a videogame and

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Yoshichan is a fucking mental case. He did shit like this all the time on NeoGAF over the years, even sat out by his mailbox all day for a couple of days when he ordered Demon’s Souls back in the day. His posts always seem unhinged in a way that suggests maybe he shouldn’t be allowed to be on his own.

 

[School of Fish]

Why did China ban Animal Crossing? Because they may see unapproved pictures other people made? Or do they believe the tumblr bullshit about the beaver and chameleon being gay lovers?

As others pointed out, it lets people share messages and the Chinese government has no control over the game itself because the game wasn't produced in China and they can't really tell Nintendo to censor the game because China has no power over them so they can only ban it in their country.

So no surprise that the game is now banned in China. What, did you think the Chinese government is going to let their people have a voice? The country of China is nothing but a shitty communist dictatorship where freedom of speech and freedom of expression are afterthoughts in that country.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Yoshichan is a fucking mental case. He did shit like this all the time on NeoGAF over the years, even sat out by his mailbox all day for a couple of days when he ordered Demon’s Souls back in the day. His posts always seem unhinged in a way that suggests maybe he shouldn’t be allowed to be on his own.

There's excitement and then there is soyboy autism.

 

[School of Fish]

There's excitement and then there is soyboy autism.

And in the case of ResetEra, it's simping for feminist women that won't be interested in them anyway.

 

[lololololagain]

Yoshichan is a fucking mental case. He did shit like this all the time on NeoGAF over the years, even sat out by his mailbox all day for a couple of days when he ordered Demon’s Souls back in the day. His posts always seem unhinged in a way that suggests maybe he shouldn’t be allowed to be on his own.

https://www.neogaf.com/members/yoshichan.64806/

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

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https://www.neogaf.com/members/yoshichan.64806/

58,000 posts in the time Reeee has been around? Christ.

Then again, that fucking sped can’t have half a thought without spamming it onto a forum, so I can’t be too surprised.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

58,000 posts in the time Reeee has been around? Christ.

Then again, that fucking sped can’t have half a thought without spamming it onto a forum, so I can’t be too surprised.

That's his Gaf account, not Era. Note the join date in 2006. Unless they reset the count when they switched the forum software sometime after the Gaf split?