NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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The fact that minorities keep fleeing in droves from a forum that tries to be a progressive and "tolerant" space will never stop being hilarious.

For some reason, many people don't find it pleasant to live in a racist Thunderdome which is a nonstop duel to the death for oppression points.
 
I've seen this sentiment before. And that thread is full of people talking about all the skilled trans, POC, and international coders they know.

But where are all the stories of skilled biological women who are the best programmers they know? 🤔

Have we discovered a pocket of highly misogynist programmers...

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or just the usual ResetEra troonery on steroids?
 
We've done it fam, one of the best ban messages you'll ever see

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I guess someone reported Nepenthe at some point for being unhinged

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We've done it fam, one of the best ban messages you'll ever see
I guess someone reported Nepenthe at some point for being unhinged
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We've done it fam, one of the best ban messages you'll ever see

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I guess someone reported Nepenthe at some point for being unhinged

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Posters seem to be taking it pretty well.

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I'm sure the mods would never make up previous bans to get rid of users they don't like.

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Just look at his extensive history of prior actions. This man was clearly a walking menace that had to be put down BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. The Biden stans have adapted "whatever it takes" as their rallying motto to excuse all the awful shit he's done so I guess the mods took their advice.

Edit: Beaten to it but still funny
 
Quarterpounder appears to have upset somebody. I wonder which ResetERA user this account belongs to.
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Hope nobody on ERA finds him out. Shumi85565956 is engaging in some serious fatshaming and I’m pretty sure “simp” is either a bannable slur or on the verge of becoming one.
Well regardless of what you think of 'TheQuartering', I think it's a good thing that more people point out why ResetEra is a place filled with total losers that need to be ridiculed at laughed at.

So the more everyone realizes why ResetEra shouldn't be taken that seriously then the better off gamers and the video game industry are in the long run.
 
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The "Verified" system is fucking stupid.

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"Divinoids Developer at Catpad Games"

The only thing you can find about Catpad is their Twitter.

"We're a team of 6 students from the CITM's videogames degree working on a game based on Legend of Zelda: A link to the past. We're posting our progress weekly! "

Posting progress weekly... Last tweet June 7 2017. To be fair this seems like nothing more than a student project and they seemingly finished it, so kudos to them. But why the fuck is a student project enough to get you "verified" as a game developer?

Any farmers gotten themselves verified with a glorified blog or something?

Edit. Nevermind, they have a new project. I thought "divinoids developer" was some exceptional job description. Looks like we've got a high-grade game developer on our hands! Maybe update your studio's Twitter, moron? https://twitter.com/divinoids
 
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I've seen this sentiment before. And that thread is full of people talking about all the skilled trans, POC, and international coders they know.

But where are all the stories of skilled biological women who are the best programmers they know? 🤔

Have we discovered a pocket of highly misogynist programmers...

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or just the usual ResetEra troonery on steroids?
He's basically saying "I'm a repressed gay man in a dress in a male dominated field full of men in dresses and I'm currently dating a man in a dress."
 
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"Hey people, we have a nice feature for you : you can now ignore people even more".

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"Wizards in the technical department"
ResetEra's advanced sock puppet detection tool was a check box that said "Is this account a sock puppet account?". I doubt they'd be able to program a new feature.

I'd bet it's a stock option in the forum software and it just took them this long to find it.


But we're not incels!
You can basically see Black Cats nipples
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Am I blind, or is ResetEra blind?

"But it's localization, not translation! It's just a dialogue change. What's the big deal?"

PedoEra always has a slight delay getting mad about the misogyny in the pedo games they fap to.
I'm starting to think their outrage at pedo games is just so they can publicly recommend them to each other.
 
this madman didn't get the memo:

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If you don't think Barret is an offensive stereotype you better get that ass banned son.

I love how there are times on gaming where normal people exist and come together to say they like something and the jannies can't really do anything.

It's similar to how any time there is a poll on Resetera the lunatics get massively outvoted

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But speaking of jannies power-tripping...

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The post that made all of PoliEra look like mad rapists finally got banned

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No wonder females and trannies don't feel safe on Resetera

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Isamu Fukui has created a forum that is pro-rape and will support rape at any costs. He's probably taking his tiny chink penis with the help of B-Dubs and trying to rape women as we speak.

Resetera is a pedo rape forum.
 
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Soyboys are upset about.... Orcs.

Can these people go 1 week without crying about something stupid?

The creator of that topic already features here

 
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