Netflix's The Witcher series

Well the show isn't based on the games but yeah the books weren't afraid of dealing with nuance. The oppressed, marginalized indigenous elves? Very sad. But they were still huge assholes that tortured innocent human civilians to death before selling their families to slavers. Race wars are ugly.

I wouldn't say the Bloody Baron subplot took a neutral stance to domestic violence. It very much portrayed it as a terrible thing that ruined the man's life and that of his family's. It just made the perpetrator sympathetic (because even assholes that beat their wives are human, and often pretty broken ones at that) and didn't make the victim a saint.
 
I haven't finished Witcher 3 yet, still in the middle of it. Holy fuck that's a long game.

Netflix is shit though. I might pirate the show at some point but not too interested.
 
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god damn, what do they put in those witcher potions?
 
The show looks alright but I'm not the biggest fan of Henry Cavill's acting. I will still check it out though since I liked Witcher 3. The books are also on my list of books to read, I just haven't gotten to them yet.
I haven't finished Witcher 3 yet, still in the middle of it. Holy fuck that's a long game.

Netflix is shit though. I might pirate the show at some point but not too interested.
I need to replay it. I have never beaten it. I always get really far but then I get distracted by another game coming out.
 
I like the women in the Witcher series over the Game of Thrones women because they're just so much more badass

I know it's not following the games but I'd love to see Blood and Wine adaptation. The Tousaant theme is one of my favorite tunes from the soundtrack

I take it Vesemir isn't in the short stories?
 
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Hmm. Going this hard into Yennefer's backstory this early is a strange call. Still, lol. The Virgin Game of Thrones: Purple contacts interfered too much with the performance so we didn't do them. The Chad Witcher: You have violet eyes and a bunch of fucked up hunchback prosthetics. Go nuts.

Overall the trailer gives me mixed impressions. Some stuff looks good. Some stuff looks ridiculous. Also

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Triss is a minor character in the books. In the show she's minor AND black so you should probably abandon all hope of a big titty redhead gf.



What's your native language? The English translation is pretty hit or miss, their might be a better one available. Or I'm just an exceptional individual and you already looked into it.


Elves in the books had pointy ears, often very bright or oddly colored eyes, sharp and distinctive facial features, and smaller, sharper teeth than humans.

Cavil looks great and also like he could break boulders with his pecs. Yen doesn't look the part so it'll come down to acting. Ciri better be a damned good actress because the relationships with her are going to be crucial. Since they look like they aged her up I imagine the writers get this.

As to Triss being a redhead or not...well, that's a bit rough. Different languages think about colors differently. Apparently the original description roughly translates to "chestnut" hair, but even that doesn't narrow things down much. So just assume canonically she'sa brownish-red redhead, or a reddish-brown brunette, or somewhere in between. Also Triss is worst girl.

Yeah, the unlikely family thrown apart by cataclysmic bullshit thing damn well better be the focus here.



Yeah that's probably from the ball at Thanedd. It's a great and hugely important sequence in the books where shit gets real. It's referenced in the games a decent amount.


Witcher stories are made up of four basic constituent elements. Politics, family relationship drama, monster hunting, and cynical parody of historical events/folklore. Of those, monster hunting gets the least focus in the books by a fairly wide margin.

Witcher 3 actually handled the politics pretty badly. If you want good Witcher politics, play Witcher 2.


The actress does not look how I'd imagine Yennefer but her age isn't the problem. Sorceresses rarely look older than their early 20's. Because what woman would, if they could choose not to?

Finally, to conclude a long autistic post: WHY THE FUCK ISN'T PERCIVAL DOING THE SOUNDTRACK YOU IGNORANT FUCKS, THEY WILL WORK FOR VODKA.

I hope it is. Yen just doesn't look right. But w/e. Witcher 2 gets tight with politics, Witcher 3 basically was tight with everything else. The trilogy aspect is not tight because of a studio developing and growing pains. But if you play Witcher 1-3, you basically see CD Projeckt Red Mature. I'm honestly tired of medieval politics after being beaten with GoT for 10 fucking years, so I'm glad it did it 'bad'. I can say fuck off to the Emperor and go monster hunting with Ciri.

They also already did a political plot too. So, that's why they didn't do another.

Triss best girl #Don'tCareAboutNoBooks. Which is why I don't really care that Triss is an uggo. But pretty actresses are expensive.

And why the fuck wouldn't you get them, its such a unique sound:


My guess is that they want to distance themselves from the games as much as humanly possible. They also have a red-head there.
 
I like the women in the Witcher series over the Game of Thrones women because they're just so much more badass

I know it's not following the games but I'd love to see Blood and Wine adaptation. The Tousaant theme is one of my favorite tunes from the soundtrack

I take it Vesemir isn't in the short stories?
Vesemir shows up in book three.

Blood and Wine had a crap story but Toussaint has a considerable segment in the books.

Guess that makes number 6 on my list of white characters replaced by black women, and yes I know. It's probably a pointless endeavor to keep track of this phenomenon, but someone has to do it.
What percentage of them are redheads?

I hope it is. Yen just doesn't look right. But w/e. Witcher 2 gets tight with politics, Witcher 3 basically was tight with everything else. The trilogy aspect is not tight because of a studio developing and growing pains. But if you play Witcher 1-3, you basically see CD Projeckt Red Mature. I'm honestly tired of medieval politics after being beaten with GoT for 10 fucking years, so I'm glad it did it 'bad'. I can say fuck off to the Emperor and go monster hunting with Ciri.
That's basically Geralt's canon attitude so yeah. That said Witcher politics in the books is way more like modern politics than medieval. The really high powered magic allows for a lot of anachronism.
 
Vesemir shows up in book three.

Blood and Wine had a crap story but Toussaint has a considerable segment in the books.


What percentage of them are redheads?


That's basically Geralt's canon attitude so yeah. That said Witcher politics in the books is way more like modern politics than medieval. The really high powered magic allows for a lot of anachronism.

Of the ones I've listed so far? 2/3 I think, i.e. Mary Jane Watson, Starfire, Ariel, and now Triss. I'm pretty certain they're others as well like I believe April O'Neil at some point.
 
Vesemir shows up in book three.

Blood and Wine had a crap story but Toussaint has a considerable segment in the books.


What percentage of them are redheads?


That's basically Geralt's canon attitude so yeah. That said Witcher politics in the books is way more like modern politics than medieval. The really high powered magic allows for a lot of anachronism.

Lol I read the first three books. It was interesting having the vampire appear. Do Anna Henrietta and her sister appear?
 
Anna Henrietta and Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy do appear in the books. But not Anna’s sister.

I know Regis and the elf archer girl travel with Geralt. Haven't read Tower of Swallow or Lady of the Lake yet. Haven't read the first two short story books either.
 
I know Regis and the elf archer girl travel with Geralt. Haven't read Tower of Swallow or Lady of the Lake yet. Haven't read the first two short story books either.

The first two books are quite different from the rest of the series. It’s mostly cynical twists on fairytales, and some stuff that’s put forward is retconned in the “main” series about Ciri.

I found them to be quite an enjoyable read though, even if the English translation is somewhat lacking.

But yes, Anna Henrietta does appear in the book series too, when Geralt and his hanse get to Toussaint, and adventures ensue.

As I said, the translation is sometimes weird, and I’m not a big fan of the writting style. But I do love the universe and the stories within.
 
The trailer's...meh. Several of the Elves were white, so it's not like they're doing the "lmao Elves are black whitey stole their culture" shit, it's just the typical "every culture in the book has America's demographics". Which, eh, that sucks and completely strips some of the subtle differences between the Kingdoms in Witcher but at least it's not "Nilfgaard/Dwarves/Elves are all black, suck it whitey". I actually do really like Geralt's appearance and armor. I don't quite remember how it was described in the books, but they did seem to be apeing a bit from his Kaer Morhen Armor in Witcher 3. I think you guys are a but too pessimistic, I think they're going to throw in references to the games here and there. What is absolutely terrible is a lot of the armor designs, the soundtrack, and some blatantly bad CGI. It also very much feels like they're trying to ape popular fantasy stories, it was very much an "action" trailer. All the articles shilling it as great are on some good shit.

For everyone wondering about Toussiant, be prepared for Anna being a complete ditzy bitch and Geralt barely being able to stand her. Also, be prepared for Geralt to be very cold, he is not going to be as gruffly warm as you can play him in Witcher 3. He really gets that way through Ciri's influence. I'm going to absolutely lose it when Geralt gets cucked by the black guy and he tries to kill himself like in the books, I can see the memes now.
 
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The games have some good stuff so I don't mind them referencing parts of it where it makes sense, if they legally can do that. The show runner doesn't play video games though so I dunno. Frankly no matter what dumb retcon stuff happens in both the books and the games, I'll always consider Hearts of Stone canon.

And yeah Geralt is frequently a huge asshole in the books. You have the option to play him that way in the games but most people don't because they're all big softies. I wonder if they'll have Geralt fucking Shani within thirty minutes of meeting her even though she's jailbait like in the book.

Lol I read the first three books. It was interesting having the vampire appear. Do Anna Henrietta and her sister appear?
Syanna is a creation of the games, but Annarietta does.

I know Regis and the elf archer girl travel with Geralt. Haven't read Tower of Swallow or Lady of the Lake yet. Haven't read the first two short story books either.
Milva's not an elf. You really should read the short stories, they're vital to the plot. And I'd argue the second collection is the best part of the series.
 
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The games have some good stuff so I don't mind them referencing parts of it where it makes sense, if they legally can do that. The show runner doesn't play video games though so I dunno. Frankly no matter what dumb retcon stuff happens in both the books and the games, I'll always consider Hearts of Stone canon.

And yeah Geralt is frequently a huge asshole in the books. You have the option to play him that way in the games but most people don't because they're all big softies. I wonder if they'll have Geralt fucking Shani within thirty minutes of meeting her even though she's jailbait like in the book.
I've never had a problem imagining the games as canon. Outside of the genuinely confusing (if poetic) final ending to the books, weirder things have happened than the Wild Hunt whisking Geralt and Yen away from wherever they were. Not only that, Geralt is half of the Sword of Destiny and Ciri hadn't even fulfilled her destiny yet. The only problem with that was that the Wild Hunt ended up being absurdly underwhelming and had a lot of their nuance stripped.

Although game spergs who know nothing about the book are more abundant, you have the opposite problem of people thinking they understand the books to dunk on the games when they don't. Regis being alive for instance. It is perfectly supported by the books that Regis is alive, such as straight up not appearing in the vision of Geralt's friends. Also, the show is not going to follow the books perfectly, we already know this from the metaplot not only being introduced so early, seemingly, but also her appearing older than she is in the books. And the Elves appearing quite different than described. I don't think they're going to make explicit game references, but I guarantee, for instance, Triss is going to get quite a bit more relevance and even maturity than she actually has in the books.

Guarantee this is going to be a 6-7/10 series. Better than the games? Probably not, but I doubt it will be unstomachable. But, stranger things have happened. Maybe it'll be absurdly good, maybe it'll be dreadfully bad. Some aspects certainly aren't promising, Nilfgaard's armor designs deserve mockery, especially if that 4chan (lol) story is true. Fringilla being black is something that still genuinely boggles my mind, too.
 
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My favorite WELL ACKSHUALLY from alleged book fans about the games is when some of them were trying to sell the idea that the Wild Hunt being Aen Elle was a retcon. Wikifags. Not even once.

I still think Regis's story is better if he's dead but yeah they left an out in the books. As for the gamesin general...I can take some stuff and leave others. Some of the added stuff is really cool or even an improvement on the books. Some of it is just stupid or flat out retroactively ruins book moments...which to be fair is not something the books themselves entirely avoided with later volumes. It's not like Witcher 3 is the first time the nature of the last days was retconned.

I do hope they don't promote Triss's role too much because love triangles are almost always shit. At least the ones in the books tended to be mercifully short.

Idk why I thought she was elven lol my bad
She's got an elf nickname (her real name is Maria) and she's a Scoia'tael card in Witcher 3 so it'd be an easy mistake to make.
 
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