NewOld Hoarded Content - Chris' lovely times with his hooker

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dannyfrickenp said:
I just like how he thought losing his virginity would solve anything.
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gotta blame the failure on something. It couldn't have been him. (In his mind,) Chris is smart, creative, funny, caring, nice, and attractive. If it wasn't for everyone hating autists and trolls plotting to ruin his life, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu would have had more girlfriends than Hugh Hefner.
Iam said:
At the same time he clung to this very childish notion that having sex would somehow elevate his status into adulthood while at the same time keeping all of his kid-traits and toys. A bizarre case of arrested development if there ever was one.
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Chris' understanding of socialization and sex makes sense from his experiences. If he was smarter, he would understand that playing games with 7 year olds will only get you laid if you are Jared from Subway. He never properly developed social skills, so he believed they'd just happen after sex because he saw other people having sex and finding BFF attractive WHITE girls to be their sweetheart.
Marvin said:
Dating education baby

Hell, Chris should've started advocating for hookers in the classroom. Y'know, for educational purposes.
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Does Chris know about sex surrogates? I doubt he could afford one or be accepted by any of them because of his rage, but it seems like something that would have been up his alley.
 
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idosometimes said:
gotta blame the failure on something. It couldn't have been him. Chris is smart, creative, funny, caring, nice, and attractive. If it wasn't for everyone hating autists and trolls plotting to ruin his life, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu would have had more girlfriends tha

Chris' understanding of socialization and sex makes sense from his experiences. If he was smarter, he would understand that playing games with 7 year olds will only get you laid if you are Jared from Subway. He never properly developed social skills, so he believed they'd just happen after sex because he saw other people having sex and finding BFF attractive WHITE girls to be their sweetheart

Does Chris know about sex surrogates? I doubt he could afford one or be accepted by any of them because of his rage, but it seems like something that would have been up his alley.
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Speaking of Chris and his infamous 'dating class', it turns out that there is at least a university that actually has such a course. And where is this located? Wait for it...wait for it...CHINA!: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peo...new-course-dating-students-marks-partner.html
 
Tenacious D said:
That's just not true. He was casting magic spells on Mary Lee Walsh years before any trolls found him. He was channeling Sonichu in conversations years before any trolls found him. He was convinced that Godbear had sent prophetic dreams ordering him to father Crystal Weston Chandler years before any trolls found him.

You can put a lot of blame on certain trolls for encouraging Chris to follow destructive modes of thought, but you cannot pretend that his brand of insanity was created by the trolls. Chris literally believed he had magic powers and he tried to use these magic powers against people long, long before ED discovered him.
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You put a lot of emphasis on "convinced" and "literally believed".

I really haven't seen anything that made me think classic Chris was remotely "convinced" or "literally believed" in his goofy voodoo nonsense, in any practical way.

If someone really believed in something, there'd need to be genuine consequences. Like, would Chris jump off the top of a building, believing Sonichu would catch him? Or would Chris drive his car off a bridge if you told him Yawning Squirtle would keep it floating?

Or even something easier: if you told Chris that Sonichu is going to give him super strength, could you get Chris to sprain/dislocate his wrist in an attempt to escape police hand cuffs? No, I don't think you could. I think Chris would pull until it just barely started to hurt, cry, and just sit there.

And I wouldn't call that a literal belief in something.

Until there are practical consequences, Chris' belief system is merely wishful thinking. It's logically on par with people believing in astrology, or tarot, or pretty much any religious nonsense. Chris' beliefs are stupider/funnier than most religious nonsense, of course. But at the end of the day, it's really just the same thing.

Tranny Chris, however, is getting pretty crazy. Tranny Chris has been watching the china-growing hypnosis videos, and he's since sliced open his taint. He was drunk when he did that, but still, that's a very worrying sign. I don't think it's necessarily a sign that he's going crazier, but more that he's very unhappy and he's mostly exhausted all of the logical solutions to his problems.

What's next, is Chris going to try to rob a bank because of his money issues? Is he going to watch an episode of family guy concerning insurance fraud, and then try to set his car ablaze? Who knows.
idosometimes said:
Does Chris know about sex surrogates? I doubt he could afford one or be accepted by any of them because of his rage, but it seems like something that would have been up his alley.
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I'm sure someone's mentioned the concept to him before.
 
BurningPewter said:
I got the impression, from Chris giving her little sentimental gifts about himself, he pretty much thought he had a girlfriend, a paid girlfriend. Although it touched my heart as he sounded like he genuinely cared about her. Made me imagine a glimmer of a different Chris that could have been in a love relationship.
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It warmed your heart that Chris was satisfied with a human vending machine that spits out sex and tips to get other women to have sex when you put cash in?

Chris didn't care for her. He has never cared for any lady who has been involved with him. He liked that she listened to him without expecting him to listen to her, and he pumped in the gifts because it's what he saw on tv in order to get more sex
 
Marvin said:
I don't think it's necessarily a sign that he's going crazier, but more that he's very unhappy and he's mostly exhausted all of the logical solutions to his problems.
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I think that's the problem, Chris is not acknowledging and accepting his real problems, instead, and like every other person with a person with a Personality Disorder, he sets traps to avoid his true and honest reality. Just like the virginity thing, he invested so much time into that thinking it was going to be his troll kryptonite. Chris thought that sleeping with an overpriced whore would all of a sudden make women fall to their knees and make trolls stop calling him gay. The sliced taint is just a more exceptional version of Chris trying to solve his "problems" so he does not have to face his #reality.
 
Karen Riley said:
There's lots of funny new Cwcisms in here too which is great. 'The wire is thin on Me,' tickled me for some reason.
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"The wire is thin on Me" had me scratching my head. Obviously it's a bastardization of some phrase uttered by either his mother or Bell, but I can't for the life of me decipher what it might have originally been.

4Macie said:
Do normal men think this much about their dick size??
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No. But (in this respect at least) there are a lot of abnormal men.
 
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4Macie said:
Chris flip flops on how he feels on his dick size quite often. Not sure if that's normal considering I don't have a penis... But honestly; he went from being sad it was small when Kacey told him Her Chris was 9 inches or whatever. Then he was happy cuz he "was bigger and not bent like previously photographed". And then he got sad because it wasn't really bigger and he wanted to get a doctor to prescribe him something. Then Mia, a hooker, comes in and tell him he's got a big one (obviously lying) and he's all like "I'd rip her doors off their hinges". A couple months later he was sad about how small he was again.

Then, fast forward a couple months into the lesbian moms scene, and Chris goes from "I hate my dick" to "hurr hurr I'm gonna fuck some lesbians with my huge cock!! Watch this!! (Insert video)". And then back to "I hate my dick! Let's make me a vagina!!"

Do normal men think this much about their dick size??
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Somewhat. Guys that watch porn before they lose their v-card think their dicks are small or average (because porn stars are huge). But then once they have some experience with women (or men, if that's what they're into), they know their size and where they stand.

Marvin said:
I really haven't seen anything that made me think classic Chris was remotely "convinced" or "literally believed" in his goofy voodoo nonsense, in any practical way.
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Didn't Chris mention his curse worked on Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder?
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Barb believing Chris story about Mia fucking his tard-spawn out of the blue and for free (specially with his present look) also indicates how detached from reality she also is.

Supposing she actually buys it. Maybe she thinks the whole thing is some made up autistic delirium or suspects she was a hooker. I don't think she cares anyways as long as his little Igor still goes fetching q-sands for her.

On the other hand she (and Bob) believed in past sweethearts...
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I don't actually believe Barb is capable of putting up much of a protest anymore.

2007: Absolutely.

2012: Yes, but not as effective without Bob probably.

2016: Barely. That's if she's got anything left in her to fight Chris on it, but we've seen their home and we've seen what condition she's in, so I don't think it'd be much of a struggle.
 
kookerpie said:
While I appreciate seeing it, I do think the fact that content has been hoarded to be very odd.
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Not really. This shit has been going on for years now, but back then he was definitely the center of attention of a lot of weens. The ones who would moan and whine when there was no new content but then try and out the trolls to Chris. So to preserve our "in" we kept things under wraps. We made sure to release important things that wouldn't compromise any thing. At this point, it doesn't really matter since Chris has a habit of sharing his passwords that he won't know who the leak is.
 
Marvin said:
If someone really believed in something, there'd need to be genuine consequences. Like, would Chris jump off the top of a building, believing Sonichu would catch him? Or would Chris drive his car off a bridge if you told him Yawning Squirtle would keep it floating?
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I originally wrote a post disagreeing with you, but I've changed my mind. Clearly a man in his late thirties who dresses as a woman, has conversations with pokemon-hedgehogs, cuts holes in his own body to simulate a vagina, habitually gets arrested for assault, has been banned from every mall and shop with a fifty mile radius, thinks his brother lives in a concert venue, believes that he can curse other people or bless them and expects the internet to give him over $100,000 to settle an outstanding mortgage is perfectly sane and not at all delusional.

Honestly, I feel so stupid for ever questioning Chris' rationality and lucidity when his grasp on reality is obvious and apparent. Can I ever be forgiven?
 
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I think Chris' belief of his abilities to curse others and that Sonichu is real is on par with a child and their imaginary friend. Chris got caught up wanting to live in his fantasy world that it bled into his daily life. I don't think he necessarily believed all of his nonsense, but he really wanted to. He used to ride this elevator in a parking garage downtown because he liked to look out at the city like he was the mayor. He knows he's not the mayor but he wants to live in his fantasy world.
 
Reading this thread subforum it's crazy how many people take the subjective observations and conclusions drawn on the Cwcki about objective facts as gospel truth. Critical thinking is in short supply it seems.
 
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