NewOld Hoarded Content - Chris' lovely times with his hooker

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Big Buns said:
I'm surprised that Chris doesn't publicly brag about this encounter more. It seems like something he would do even years later.
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I don't know. Even right after the fact he seemed to recognize that it was super private information which could be used to mock him or judge him.

And then years go by, and they become more cemented as his only sexual encounters, they probably rankle him a little bit. He thinks "I was only able to get sex once, five years go, and that involved paying for it."

He seems to have enough sense to not go on and on about it in his public posts. Even if he doesn't quite have the sense to keep it as secret as he should. Although he sort of backed himself into a corner with his virgin-with-rage nonsense. If you repeatedly complain publicly about being a virgin, you make losing your virginity a public event.
 
I love how he assumes she must fuck 40 dudes a week.
Just because he lasts less than 20 minutes doesn't mean most people do.
 
InTheSidePocket said:
What do you want to bet Mia tossed the gift basket in the hotel dumpster the moment she was free and clear of Chris's sight? :c:heart-empty:
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She never accepted the gift basket at all. Chris tried to sell it on Ebay later. It was just a shrinkwrapped store-bought basket of shampoos and stuff.
 
Chris said:
You really missed out on having this bad boy, that has felt tightness within a pussy that gave birth to two girls beforehand; I'd say that hallway would be loosing all of the doors off their hinges with my penetration, relatively speaking
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Holy shit, women would become chaste just from reading this.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
The Autism Card is now official accepted in more places than MasterCard.
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
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Guess that's the lady's version, so it's probably very rare:tomgirl:

timtommy said:
And then years go by, and they become more cemented as his only sexual encounters, they probably rankle him a little bit. He thinks "I was only able to get sex once, five years go, and that involved paying for it."
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Lol, a universal human experience and Chris still had to pay a ridiculous price for it. I love how Chris claims that he cured his autism and is socializing better, when he's probably worse off than before.
 
Kosher Dill said:
She never accepted the gift basket at all. Chris tried to sell it on Ebay later. It was just a shrinkwrapped store-bought basket of shampoos and stuff.
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I wish you hadn't told me that. :c:heart-empty:

Not exactly surprised, though.
 
"I also plan on getting some more professional kissing input from Mia or one of her gal friends (she's not fond of tongues in mouth; she is a spot of a germ phobe too, like me"

Professional kissing advice from a prostitute :lol:
 
"I am Naturally Really Good". You sure are. And all those sexual intercourses you've had since then prove it ! Oh wait...
 
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Jesus said:
"I also plan on getting some more professional kissing input from Mia or one of her gal friends (she's not fond of tongues in mouth; she is a spot of a germ phobe too, like me"

Professional kissing advice from a prostitute :lol:
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Dating education baby

Hell, Chris should've started advocating for hookers in the classroom. Y'know, for educational purposes.
 
Thank you so much for sharing these. A lot of content over the years has just slipped through the cracks because people stopped caring about Chris or just forgot, so it's nice for someone to actually share some content with us when their arch with him was over.

It's quite interesting just how intense his feelings towards Mia were after they'd had sex. It's not particularly surprising because we all knew he'd got her a gift basket and he always thought the woman to end his virginity would be his sweetheart forever but he seems to genuinely believe that she was interested in him as a person despite it being her job to feign interest.

I wonder why his plan to meet her for tips on the opposite sex fell through. I wouldn't blame her if his gift basket which we finally know contained a lot of cringe caused her to be spooked and to be less willing to have paid time with Chris, although I could imagine when it comes to how creepy her patrons are she's had a lot worse than him.

There's lots of funny new Cwcisms in here too which is great. 'The wire is thin on Me,' tickled me for some reason.
 
Thank you so much for sharing this content. It answers many questions that we have all had about his encounters with Mia.
 
Thanks for sharing these mails with us! I was curious about his 'relationship' with Mia. I guess he was easy money for her and she didn't mind spending some time with a mostly harmless autist.

By the way, it's quite funny that Chris called himself a 'germ phobe'. He's one of the last people I'd accuse of having that particular phobia. }:P
 
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