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Yeah, he thought that Mary Lee Walsh's lack of professional success was caused by him cursing her. He thought he gave her bad luck, essentially.

Didn't Chrishun believe he'd done the same thing to a cop he'd Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd? Was that the one who'd 'hog-timed' him and 'tied up his dominant hand' or something?
 
Critical thinking is in short supply it seems.

When people can unironically say that Chris is not delusion when he wears a dress and mutilates himself because he believes that subliminal messages from youtube have given him a vagina, I agree that critical thinking is desperately lacking.

Throughout all of this, I keep hearing people talk about how Chris is totally not delusional. I've yet to see one person - including @Marvin - explain how Chris' taint mutilation and voodoo curses are indicators that he is not delusional. But, hey, what do I know?

@Marvin, you keep marking everything I post as Autistic but you never explain why it is and you never ever provide any explanation of why Chris's self-mutliation isn't a sign of delusion. You're being incredibly passive-aggressive, don't you think?

Didn't Chrishun believe he'd done the same thing to a cop he'd Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd?

Yup. It was Officer Baggett from the Albemarle Police Department who piled a thousands of sausages onto OPL's 180lb frame. Chris vilified him in the comics and put a curse on him.
 
Mia aims to make 152,000 a year to have weekends off every week.

For a whore with two kids, that seems like a little excessive to have to put up with 16640 customers a year. She could cut that in half and be solidly middle class in a cash based existence and only have to prostitute herself to 8320 guys at a quarter hour a pop shot.

Chris bragging about how big he was and then 180 degree turning to slicing a vagina into his ass just a few years later still just leaves me :\.

How did you get these numbers? $152,000 from 16,000 tricks a year is only about $9 per john. I've known rancid looking Heroin addicts who would not fuck a guy for anything near as cheap as 9 quid a pop.

If Chris paid $80 she could live comfortably enough seeing 5 to 10 men a day. The girl I know who used to trade on Adult Work told me that plenty of men would pay for an hour or 90 minutes but often they would overestimate their prowess and would leave as soon as they came.
 
When people can unironically say that Chris is not delusion when he wears a dress and mutilates himself because he believes that subliminal messages from youtube have given him a vagina, I agree that critical thinking is desperately lacking.

Throughout all of this, I keep hearing people talk about how Chris is totally not delusional. I've yet to see one person - including @Marvin - explain how Chris' taint mutilation and voodoo curses are indicators that he is not delusional. But, hey, what do I know?

@Marvin, you keep marking everything I post as Autistic but you never explain why it is and you never ever provide any explanation of why Chris's self-mutliation isn't a sign of delusion. You're being incredibly passive-aggressive, don't you think?



Yup. It was Officer Baggett from the Albemarle Police Department who piled a thousands of sausages onto OPL's 180lb frame. Chris vilified him in the comics and put a curse on him.

Chris is a simpleton. I truly don't believe he believes his curses, the subliminal messages, and the mutilated taint are real(well, the mutilated taint is real just not it being a vagina). It's him wanting to believe it's real, which is a step from actually believing it to be true. Chris has said similar nonsensical things to me before, but if you walk him through the logic he will admit (begrudgingly) that he's wrong. I guess a lolcow example would be Pixyteri. Pixyteri likes to go on about her Japanese heritage but she has moments where she breaks down and admits she's not Japanese. She just really really wants to be Japanese so she constantly tries to convince herself and everyone else it's true.
 
Didn't Chrishun believe he'd done the same thing to a cop he'd Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd? Was that the one who'd 'hog-timed' him and 'tied up his dominant hand' or something?
That was from his comic, laid the curse down on a black robot mall cop. Then the guy immediately gets a devorce and lymes disease or some stupid shit. I choose to believe that that's exactly how it went down..
 
She says to Chris she wants 3000/week. 52 weeks a year. So I shortchanged her 4 grand due to a finger slipping, thanks for pointing that out.


No probs, when I saw your post I thought either that girl is severely underselling herself or she must be totally rancid.

Men are such dogs though, I've met prostitutes so hideous that I wouldn't touch them for free but they still managed to earn enough to maintain a reasonably large Heroin habit.
 
Speaking of Chris fucking people, I honestly have no idea how that's even possible. Can a penis bent that way even really get hard? Wouldn't it just be flopping everywhere, hard to keep inside of her?
did it happen in a dark room? smart hookers just use their hand/half fist to simulate a vagina and hope the customer doesn't realize that they are getting cheated out of sweet china.

Chris said:
the hooker really appreciates the kind and understanding person that i am.
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Throughout all of this, I keep hearing people talk about how Chris is totally not delusional.
I haven't done a survey, but the feeling I get is that almost no one on here would say Chris isn't delusional.

I think you're approaching this from a pretty black-and-white point of view. Through that kind of perspective, if someone makes a statement defending Chris in one situation, they might as well be defending Chris in all situations. That's obviously not the case.
I've yet to see one person - including @Marvin - explain how Chris' taint mutilation and voodoo curses are indicators that he is not delusional.

@Marvin, you keep marking everything I post as Autistic but you never explain why it is and you never ever provide any explanation of why Chris's self-mutliation isn't a sign of delusion.
I wrote a lengthy post a page ago explaining my position. At no point did I say that I don't think Chris is delusional.

I wasn't rating your posts autistic because of something specific to you.

I did not reply to your most recent post because I already explained my position pretty thoroughly. I had nothing new to say.
 
Jesus Christ. Let me get out my tin foil hat for a minute here.

"We stayed in a hotel on the lake in Clarksville; she [Barb] always wanted to enjoy a hotel stay, and she did."

Fuck.

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Yeah, he thought that Mary Lee Walsh's lack of professional success was caused by him cursing her. He thought he gave her bad luck, essentially.
To be fair, he kind of did. It just had nothing to do with the curse-ye-hame-ha and (probably) everything to do with Google searches constantly bringing up his weirdness.
 
oh wow what is up with Chris' obsession with that Jazz radio recording from 1990.

I dreamed that the gift basket would be bad, but not that bad.

Chris is like a character from the Devil's Rejects when he gives that CD to women. It is the kind of CD that is never not thrown out immediately.
 
These emails are great...

"I had the good feeling in sending that message.": Jesus, Chris can make anything sound creepy as fuck.

"Please let me know what came to mind after reading the details of my first time.": "Tell me how much of a sexy ladys' lesbian man you think I am!"

"I had sex. I had sex. Yes I did. Yes I did.": Okay that's kind of cute, pathetic and saddening at the same time.

"I will delete this e-mail from my end, and I trust you to keep the details in strictest of confidentiality.": Hahahahahahahahaha...
 
Is Chris delusional? I'd say it's more a matter of an extremely lazy and egocentric intellect. He just chooses to believe whatever makes him feel good about himself at any given moment.

When he says that his X caused Y, he does it because he thinks it'll impress people. But again is too stupid to realize what people will find credible.

Being raised in an environment of constant asspats for over 20 years, has also meant that he has little experience with being questioned or challenged.
 
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