The Valeyard
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It's like he saw how wet women got over Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and wants to emulate that, but has failed to realise that he isn't Tom Hiddleston.
Plagued Nice Guys
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If I invest 7 more points in charisma, and attempt this speech check 10 times, then I am almost mathematically guaranteed to complete my love quest!
I'll just need to power level a bit more... Fortunately if my calculations are correct, the exp earned from getting some tight sliz will almost certainly compensate me for my wasted time!
#mlg
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Creepy faggot outright admits he stalked and doxxed her.
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Do these guys not read their messages before they send them out?
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"And now to insult her intelligence and internet role play at the fair lady, while simultaneously bestowing a nickname that would be creepy even if we were together. Ah, c'est magnifique!"
The Valeyard
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Here's some more creepy internet role play.
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How does someone do that sober, and then not drink themselves to death just in an attempt to wipe it from their memory? My god.
jewelry investor
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I can’t help but think these people have the same psychology of furries. It’s very nervous, they want to escape to a different world. Also a lot of projection.
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"Hi. I love you."
W-who are you, why are you in my bedroom dripping in blood-
"FUCKING WHORE, REEEEEE"
W-who are you, why are you in my bedroom dripping in blood-
"FUCKING WHORE, REEEEEE"
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Well of course Adam wants to put his cock in her.
Isn't that what most couples do?
Isn't that what most couples do?
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I hold out hope some of these are staged, but the internet never fails to kill my faith in humanity, so I can believe they're real. The one where the guy says "but I held the door for you..." seems like it would be fake, but I was trapped in a moving car for three hours with someone with that mentality, so it might be real.
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That you didn't push him out when you had the chance makes you complicit in whatever crimes he will inevitably eventually commit
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He was my brother-in-law at the time. I was stuck with him.
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I have a friend who is 100% a nice guy. He's hung up on this girl who has made it clear that she is not interested, but wanted to stay friends. Every time they do something together he tries to make her fall in love with him, forgetting the countless times she has made it clear that she will never fuck him. Pretty textbook stuff.
I tried explaining that holding doors and saying please and thank you isn't a magical pass to getting pussy, and that she's been pretty clear in the past, but he just keeps trudging along. He even got a different girlfriend, but because he has high standards and she's not pretty he's planning on dumping her soon, and so he still has the original girl in his sights. Is there anything I can do to get some sense in this dummy's head?
I tried explaining that holding doors and saying please and thank you isn't a magical pass to getting pussy, and that she's been pretty clear in the past, but he just keeps trudging along. He even got a different girlfriend, but because he has high standards and she's not pretty he's planning on dumping her soon, and so he still has the original girl in his sights. Is there anything I can do to get some sense in this dummy's head?
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Break into her house / leave flowers
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Make her fall in love with you instead; Report ensuing drama to this thread.
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Doubt it. In my experience, you need to get hurt, sometimes several times, before you finally take a look at yourself and start changing.