Plagued Nice Guys

Don't forget that they are also instructed to insult you.

It's almost like the gurus selling all this crap hope it won't work, so they don't lose any customers.

The simple answer is they are a bunch of idiots.

PUA originally comes from Internet Marketing, which is the 21st century equivalent of door-to-door salesmen combined with a MLM scam. All this shit was developed in an attempt to get someone to buy a product. It uses every dirty trick in the book to do it (play on fears, insecurities, and such). Some of the PUAs even make flowcharts to show how it's supposed to work.

When PUAs suggest approaching hundreds/thousands of women, they are using cold-calling, which is a horrible technique for selling something, let alone dating. It's much easier to go after "warm" targets, people who are already interested in product (or show interest in dating). The PUAs and Internet Marketers are both simply too dumb to realize this.

Here's a dose of insanity: some PUAs don't care if they catch STDs because AIDs is the only one that's lethal and the others are treatable. Note that these guys advocate going to third-world countries where some infectious diseases are more prevalent, let alone STDs.
 
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Love how calmly she handled this whole thing.
 
"IF EVERYGUY HAD WATCHED ANIME THEN THEY WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER WITH YOU DUMB FEMININE FEMALES."

So, would they go for the fat ones finally, or just stick to 2D waifus?
But then they'd be reminded that giant robots don't exist and we'd be right back to square one.

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Love how calmly she handled this whole thing.

I'm so sorry, really, I am YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING SLUT YOU WHORE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED I'm sorry I overreacted YOU SLUT.

Lol, that is amazing.
 
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What type of fuck shit is this? Jesus Christ, every time I see a "roleplayer" trying to pick up a girl, I think "it can't possibly get any more cringy than this." And then THIS post shows up!

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Love how calmly she handled this whole thing.

Holy fucking shit, that guy is psychotic. Honestly, the best thing for him would be to just step into traffic. I'm not kidding. He's broken. not fixable. He will be a terrible partner to anyone foolish enough to get involved with him. Because he will be extremely abusive and then when he "wakes up", so to speak, he will apologize and actually place himself as the victim because "That's totally not who I am". And of course, when his apology isn't immediately accepted, he will go from 0 to 60 in mere seconds. I don't say people should die, even as a joke, even on this website.

But this guy.. The thought of him managing to get a girlfriend legitimately scares me. Because he will make her life hell, and possibly even become a serious danger to her if she tries to leave him.
 
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What every exchange with a Nice Guy is like said:
Nice Guy: *tips fedora* Greetings m'lady, *fidgets* I hope you don't mind I dug up your phone number even though we only met once. *bites lip* Would you like to go out for dinner? *strikes cliche anime pose*

Nice Guy: please respond

Girl: wat

Nice Guy: *removes fedora and gets down on knees* Please give me a chance?

Girl: I'm blocking you.

Nice Guy: *bolts upright with the force of a thousand sons* You wench! You only like uncouth jerk Chads! [continues to REEE]
 
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"*A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence*"
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"I let my little brother use my phone"
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"I'm using a website that suggests friendships, so you are the one completely against what Facebook suggests."
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"I'm a really good guy."
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Again with the fucking roleplaying. And anyone who brings up their IQ is a loser, so sayeth Stephen Hawking.
That last one might of had a chance but shot himself in the foot.
 
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