Plagued Nice Guys

[clowney]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

Who the fuck says they're clearing their throat of phlegm when "flirting"? Oh right, idiocy in human form. Also he watched her form the shadows huh? Really went out of his way to sound like a starker.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

Ohhh god, he tried to force a roleplay on her

These guys seriously need to learn the difference between the words CREEPY and COMPLIMENT. I know they both start with a C but it isn't that hard to get them mixed up.

The fact that this bozo is writing stuff like *fixes glasses* and *wipes sweat off forehead* makes it even more cringy.

 

[TowinKarz]

It's like he's never talked to a woman before. Or any human for that matter.

Well, he's a bit new to the kind where you don't have the multiple choice dialogue tree after every sentence......

 

[Lackadaisy]

Well, he's a bit new to the kind where you don't have the multiple choice dialogue tree after every sentence......

Hey, there's never not a good time to ask a cute girl what she knows about the Reapers or to tell her she's your favorite shop in the Citadel.

 

[bradsternum]

The fact that this bozo is writing stuff like *fixes glasses* and *wipes sweat off forehead* makes it even more cringy.

Yes, let's take all of your annoying nervous ticks from real life and translate them into text form. PICKIN' UP CHIIIIIICKS.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Yes, let's take all of your annoying nervous ticks from real life and translate them into text form. PICKIN' UP CHIIIIIICKS.

I wonder if they know they aren't role playing on fanfiction.net

 

[Dismaying Tree]

The cringiest bit was "*American flag and national anthem start playing*" in my opinion.

 

[Overcast]

I can't help but feel that's fake. It's hard to believe somebody describes themselves clearing their throat, wiping their forehead, ect. or acts like the American national anthem is playing behind them via text.

Then again, I have seen cringey things like that done completely without irony, so maybe it is real.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I can't help but feel that's fake. It's hard to believe somebody describes themselves clearing their throat, wiping their forehead, ect. or acts like the American national anthem is playing behind them via text.

Then again, I have seen cringey things like that done completely without irony, so maybe it is real.

You underestimate the power of :autism:

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can believe it's real. People who don't step out of their own little bubble often develop some odd habits.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

I can't help but feel that's fake. It's hard to believe somebody describes themselves clearing their throat, wiping their forehead, ect. or acts like the American national anthem is playing behind them via text.

Then again, I have seen cringey things like that done completely without irony, so maybe it is real.

I saw a continuation on the cringe channel's tumblr page.

Spoiler: he does the same weirdass roleplay thing

It's probably legit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Shit. Honestly, if I was her, I'd get a restraining order. Boundaries seem to be a weak point. And I really don't care for the slut shaming either. So what if she dresses to show off her body? That's her right. I bet this guy knows what mace feels like.

EDIT: And I bet it never occurs to him that he's the fucking creep. I bet that thought never crosses his mind. No it's all the woman's fault for not giving a social misfit who can't even control his sex drive long enough to have a normal conversation a chance. Totally hers.

 

[bradsternum]

That guy should be murdered.

 

[Count groudon]

I saw a continuation on the cringe channel's tumblr page.

Spoiler: he does the same weirdass roleplay thing

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It's probably legit.

Holy shit it's like watching a rat fall into the sewer, and then having it washed away by a tsunami of shit. It just gets even worse.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Holy shit it's like watching a rat fall into the sewer, and then having it washed away by a tsunami of shit. It just gets even worse.

I'd like to see how he spun this to his friends later on, but assuming that he has friends is worth a lot of optimistic ratings.

 

[BF 388]

I saw a continuation on the cringe channel's tumblr page.

Spoiler: he does the same weirdass roleplay thing

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It's probably legit.

 

[Lorento]

Shit. Honestly, if I was her, I'd get a restraining order. Boundaries seem to be a weak point. And I really don't care for the slut shaming either. So what if she dresses to show off her body? That's her right. I bet this guy knows what mace feels like.

This guy respects personal boundaries the same way the Nazis respected national boundaries.

 

[Ravana]

I got to *tickles you* and had to get up and take a walk

 

[DrJonesHat]

I would have blocked him after the first exchange, but maybe she's more forgiving. Bet she's not now.

 

[Count groudon]

I would have blocked him after the first exchange, but maybe she's more forgiving. Bet she's not now.

I would've hired a hitman tbh. Poor guy needs to be put out of his misery.