Plagued Nice Guys

[Lorento]

So, another wonderful browse of the Reddit 'Nice Guy' section has shown a couple of classics.

Spoiler: It doesn't matter who you're dating!

"Using Candy Ass as an insult in 2016"

Spoiler: Dat profile pic tho

AKA: Trying way too hard, the post.

And finally....and sorry this one is a little long.

Spoiler: Truly the nicest of all guys.

The last one really sums up the Nice Guy syndrome perfectly. It's like they read the old tales about the chivalrous knights who rescue maidens from dragons and then combined it with the dating sim idea of 'Give the girl the flowers, then you get fucked.' Surprisingly, this idea does not work in the real world because A) Romantic ideas about chivalrous knights are largely fictional and B) Dating Sims are largely fictional.

It may seem cliche but IMO the nicest of dudes would be the one who saves someone and says 'Think nothing of it.'

 

[Argonian Scum]

"He wasn't saving her life (loaning her money/being her friend/holding the door open/breathing in her presence...) to be a decent human being, he just wants ass." It couldn't be more obvious projection if you tried.

 

[on a serious note]

Shouldn't I stuff you in a trashcan now or something? I forget what I'm supposed to do.

It's supposed to be a locker

 

[DrJonesHat]

Our lockers were really tiny. Even skinny people wouldn't fit in there.

 

[on a serious note]

Our lockers were really tiny. Even skinny people wouldn't fit in there.

Nobody said they have to go in one piece

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's like they read the old tales about the chivalrous knights who rescue maidens from dragons

That's the nicest way to treat women though. Like they can't take care of themselves or handle consequences. Right?

 

[Lorento]

That's the nicest way to treat women though. Like they can't take care of themselves or handle consequences. Right?

Sorry if I'm misreading here, but are you trying to make a point about the Nice Guys, or about me for using the example of Chivalrous Knights?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Sorry if I'm misreading here, but are you trying to make a point about the Nice Guys, or about me for using the example of Chivalrous Knights?

Not about you. I'm just pointing out that "nice guys" don't actually believe women are capable of handling the realities of life on their own. And more importantly to their frustration at women not liking them, they don't get that women don't actually appreciate being patronized or treated like children.

 

[Lorento]

Not about you. I'm just pointing out that "nice guys" don't actually believe women are capable of handling the realities of life on their own. And more importantly to their frustration at women not liking them, they don't get that women don't actually appreciate being patronized or treated like children.

Fair enough, my mistake then.

Actually, if the Nice Guys were alive in the medieval times, they probably would have been really shit squires who kept bitching about how all the Chad Knights kept taking all the nice girls and they were only left with the prostitute that would go with anyone for a couple of ducats!

 

[HG 400]

Fair enough, my mistake then.

Actually, if the Nice Guys were alive in the medieval times, they probably would have been really shit squires who kept bitching about how all the Chad Knights kept taking all the nice girls and they were only left with the prostitute that would go with anyone for a couple of ducats!

No because if Nice Guys were around anytime before the 1980's they'd just get raped to death by all the real men.

 

[Count groudon]

Fair enough, my mistake then.

Actually, if the Nice Guys were alive in the medieval times, they probably would have been really shit squires who kept bitching about how all the Chad Knights kept taking all the nice girls and they were only left with the prostitute that would go with anyone for a couple of ducats!

If you can't get a woman to be attracted to you in a time where being able to put together furniture out of a box is considered manly, there's no way in hell they'd be able to make any more progress back when being able to bring down a bear with nothing more than a few pointy sticks was the hottest thing for a man to do.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think nice guys in medieval times were just called serfs.

 

[butt in trouble]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

Ohhh god, he tried to force a roleplay on her

These guys seriously need to learn the difference between the words CREEPY and COMPLIMENT. I know they both start with a C but it isn't that hard to get them mixed up.

 

[Lorento]

"Even in highschool you had those big ol' balloons under your chest."

Smooth. Real smooth.

 

[BF 388]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

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Ohhh god, he tried to force a roleplay on her

These guys seriously need to learn the difference between the words CREEPY and COMPLIMENT. I know they both start with a C but it isn't that hard to get them mixed up.

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

*American flag and national anthem start playing*

:autism::autism:

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

And ever perplexing is why such stand-up guys should want to be with girls who are too stupid and worthless to deliberately choose anyone other than an abusive asshole in the first place.

Vagina feels nicer than a hand and women are great trophies.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

That exchange becomes easier to read if you imagine the Nice Guy as Sméagol/Gollum.
"Nice balloons!"
"I don't want to talk about your breasts!"
"YOU LOOKED LIKE A SLUT."
"You looked cute. Cute!"

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Oh come on! when has "I have been watching you a long time from the shadows" been anything but a complement.

 

[Saney]

Spoiler: "I'm not talking to you just because you have giant tits but I would like to talk about your tits anyway."

Ohhh god, he tried to force a roleplay on her

These guys seriously need to learn the difference between the words CREEPY and COMPLIMENT. I know they both start with a C but it isn't that hard to get them mixed up.

It's like he's never talked to a woman before. Or any human for that matter.

 

[Lorento]

It's like he's never talked to a woman before. Or any human for that matter.

I'm not saying you are correct, but you almost certainly are.