Plagued Nice Guys

That, and there's no way for a woman to get rid of a "Nice Guy" without him taking it the wrong way, such is their combined ego and frailty. So, unless you agreed to fuck his brains out whenever he wants it, you're the bad one on a forgotten page of the internet SOMEWHERE, so don't sweat it.
 
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Cosmos said:
NOTE: There's a big difference between being upset about unrequited love and typical Nice Guy behavior. Nice Guys only see their female "friends" as potential bed buddies and will drop them the moment they get turned down whereas people in the first category actually see their female friends as, you know, people.
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Honestly this distinction is on the same level as trying to differentiate between the various substrata of goths, only more subjective.
 
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I fucking love how these guys always try to call the girl they were hounding ugly after she rejects them. It's a quintessential case of sour grapes.

Nice Guy: Hey there, beautiful! Can we hang out some time? Please, you're so pretty.
Girl: Um, sorry, I'm just not interested...
Nice Guy: FUCKING UGLY WHORE!!! I was being a real gentleman and giving your fat ass a chance even though no other guy would even look at you!!!

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Yup, this definition is 100% accurate. There is nothing on Earth as horrible as being platonic friends with a woman.

Also, "I don't want to ruin our friendship" is the nice way of saying "I'm really not into you, please don't make this weird."

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  • Refering to women as "females" - Check
  • Casual racism - Check
  • Implication that girls reject supposed intellect for assholes - Check
  • Further implication that such girls are simply just sluts - Check
  • Inflated sense of self-worth based on nothing but vocabulary - Check
  • Virgin - Probably Check
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"I really find myself admiring the shape of your skull quite often" :cryblood:

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Oh, God, where to start...
  • Man, girls get fat super quickly after not responding to and/or rejecting these dudes. It's like the rejection automatically adds 50 pounds.
  • "I'm a nice guy, but kill yourself, you disgusting fat skank."
  • Also, note the timestamps. These thirsty idiots can't go for an hour of a girl not responding to them without flipping out
 
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"Friendzone" is one of those words that basically got ruined by being used by assholes. It just refers to any situation where one person desires another sexually and the other likes them, but not that way. Doesn't mean either of them is a bad person or did anything wrong. Hasn't every remotely normal person been on both sides of this situation at some point?

Looks at thread title. Oh. "Nice guys." Never mind.
 
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It has all the trappings of a nice guy.
-Ridiculously high standards
-Messaging someone out of the blue He's never personally met. Women just LOVE that.
-Inability to understand what "no" means.
-Guilt tripping. "Oh is it because I'm not hot?"
-Goes from 0 to 100 in an instant. Confesses his love for her on the THIRD FUCKING MESSAGE he sent her.
-Believes she is making a terrible mistake by not dating him.
-Goes full Elliot Rogers and talks how mean all those jock guys are.
-Near the end of the chat he makes it clear he just wants sex but still tries to keep the whole nice guy act going.
 
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I'm pretty sure I cockblocked a Nice Guy lately.

Went on vacation for a week some weeks ago and my friend was sexless without me so she offered some new guy at the autist house if he was up for some ass, but he was being really weird about it, constantly begging and never taking "no" for an answer so she eventually told him to forget it and that I'm all the man she needs.

Now he hates me. He has literally said he hates me, not to my face of course because lmao Nice Guys, I've never even exchanged words with him. I expect to discover some /r9k/ post about an autistic Chad any day now.
 
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vertexwindi said:
I'm pretty sure I cockblocked a Nice Guy lately.

Went on vacation for a week some weeks ago and my friend was sexless without me so she offered some new guy at the autist house if he was up for some ass, but he was being really weird about it, constantly begging and never taking "no" for an answer so she eventually told him to forget it and that I'm all the man she needs.

Now he hates me. He has literally said he hates me, not to my face of course because lmao Nice Guys, I've never even exchanged words with him. I expect to discover some /r9k/ post about an autistic Chad any day now.
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Wait, you live in an autist house and you still think you're a chad?
 
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I don't know what's the most creepy, self-entitled part of that. There's just so many.

This is Poe's Law in effect. I'm almost wishing he's just some massive troll messing with a female classmate. That would make him less of a creeper.
 
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I do hope she blocked his number, told all mutual acquaintances about that exchange and then fucked her boyfriend silly. I wonder if there was more to that exchange, or if she quit responding. Maybe her boyfriend had a few words with him after that.
@ZepFloyd94 where did you find this? Was there any follow up to the exchange?
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
"that nigger will belt you in the face, I would never- What are you so upset about!? I'm a NICE GUY, not like that spearchucking porchmonkey!"


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I cannot fathom the lack of self-awareness, it's mind-blowing.
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It actually created a rift in the space-time continuum.
 
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