Plagued Nice Guys

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Pointless Pedant said:
The IQs are as inflated as Andrew Dobson's drawings. I've seen these people claiming to have 140+ IQs before, which is way above the limit to join Mensa (130 on most tests). Only a small fraction of people are anywhere near that high, and they don't use wizardchan.
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IQ doesn't measure other aptitudes that are needed for a productive life, such as social ability, or frustration tolerance. Wizards and their ilk give up very easily when they don't meet with immediate success. Hence why most of them are living in mom's basement with few IRL friends.
 
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Here's a very unique case. This is a Nice Girl song:


Then a guy covered it and it became a Nice Guy song:


I have to say, the Nice Guy version is much, much worse. At least the Nice Girl version is poppy and upbeat. The Nice Guy version is slow and mournful so it sounds even more like it's wallowing in self-pity.
 
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Maybe all these pop stars who love to chastise male entitlement and pay lip service to feminism should stop cashing in with song after song whining about how they deserve their crush's love more than the evil Chad they're with and how everything revolves around their feelings.
 
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As much as I hate juggalo shit, this is a good nice guy anthem
i’m in love! have you ever been in love?
have you ever been in love so bad that it makes you wanna kill?
makes you wanna collect the b-tches toenails and finger nails and hair samples and… blistered skin from her hand, running away from you all day..
makes you wanna just kill doesn’t it?

i can’t belive she’s into me,
i had my eyes on this girl for a long time now,
i can’t believe she’s into me,
even if she acts like she doesn’t want me around,
i can’t believe she’s into me,
the only contact i have in my little black book,
i can’t believe she’s into me,
she might say that she ain’t but i know her look!
i can’t believe she’s into me,
since grade school i had her… ?!?!?!?
i can’t believe she’s into me,
and when my homies tell me that she’s not, it’s just uncool!

[pre-chorus]
i can’t believe she’s into me
yes she is! (no she’s not) x4
i hope she is..

[chorus]
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doin?
hey girl, what you been up to?
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doing?
hey girl, i’ve been watching you..

girls: hey you know that abk kid?
yeah?
he f-cking stalks me like everyday!
what a freak!

i can’t believe she’s into me,
she’s the sun shining right and i’m her knight shining armor
i can’t believe she’s into me,
even though she calls me crazy she knows i will never harm her,
i can’t believe she’s into me,
that’s why i follow her everyday so she’s ok!
i can’t believe she’s into me,
so i don’t give a f-ck what the police say!
i can’t believe she’s into me,
must be hard for her to hold in all her desperation,
i can’t believe she’s into me,
so i hope this girl really knows my love occ-ssion.

[pre-chorus]
i can’t believe she’s into me
yes she is! (no she’s not) x4
i hope she is..

[chorus]
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doin?
hey girl, what you been up to?
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doing?
hey girl, i’ve been watching you..

girls: oh my god! he won’t leave me alone!
what?
it’s really starting to freak me out!
really?
for real!

i wanna be with this girl,
i wanna treat her the best,
let her know that i’m here and that i have no regrets
of all the things that i did just to get her attention,
when you said that you hated me, i know you were pretending!
girl, when can we be together i’ll wait a lifetime,
i think about you in my dreams like you were all mine,
i always said that you were into me, so together we will be ’til we rest in peace, i love you…
together we will be ’til we rest in peace, i love you!

[pre-chorus]
i can’t believe she’s into me
yes she is! (no she’s not) x4
i hope she is..

[chorus]
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doin?
hey girl, what you been up to?
hey girl, what’s up?!
how you doing?
hey girl, i’ve been watching you..
 
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Well... he didn't ask for any sexual favors. Such a nice guy!

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annausagi2 said:
Well... he didn't ask for any sexual favors. Such a nice guy!

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"You definitely are immaculate!"
*1 hour later*
"I don't see anything immaculate about you!"

They swing from the extremes of total worship and total condemnation so quickly, yet they can never find their way to the middle where ninety-nine percent of social interactions take place. We have special courses for the mentally handicapped, maybe we need it for socially handicapped individuals as well.
 
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In discussion forums for posts about Westworld, there was a lot of sperging about the nice guy in my av.

there was a slew of stuff online about rape and misogyny. Red pill types gleefully ranted about synthetic hookers and realdolls who could also clean the house.

When the show progressed into later episodes, and they revealed he became the bad guy there was salt from everyone. Also the amount of Nice Guy hate for the main female character, a black cyborg, was pretty intense.

Red pill manospheres hate the show because of "sexual marketplace" incorrectness, there's a diverse cast and all, yet social justice/diversity types hate the show because reeeeeee rape reeeeeee, incels went apeshit about the character because he had sex with a robot, etc. The fact that people universally find "problematic" or rage-inducing cuckery in the show is what got me interested in it. (Normal people don't seem to be worried about any of this, as viewers they seem more concerned with plot holes becoming twists.)

Reddit was pretty much the worst- I started looking at their subreddit for the show at some point and found salt the whole time. (For those not interested in the show, the character basically goes Elliot Rodgers/serial rapehound on the same cyborg girl for thirty years because she's programmed not to remember him. )

I'm putting this in this thread because almost every discussion of the character is plagued with nice guy sperging of some form or another.

https://www.reddit.com/r/westworld/comments/5fd5ei/william_is_a_massive_piece_of_shit/

http://feminismisahatemovement.tumb...world-started-out-amazingly-but-started#notes

https://www.inverse.com/amp/article/25082-william-westworld-nice-guy

"I want sex robots but can't afford it"
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill...place/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list

"just program them to enjoy being raped"
https://www.reddit.com/r/westworld/comments/5heai2/comment/db0b1le

crown king of Westworld-fan nice guys:

https://www.reddit.com/r/westworld/comments/5dohiy/comment/da6r8hx
 
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scorptatious said:
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If you say that you look good and have a big dick and are nice, then you're probably none of those things.

Fun news, a friend of mine had a guy friend texting her. He's...interested in her, but she's not quite into him, so his text was about him missing her, then tried to fish for a compliment by pulling the classic 'Did you miss me?'

She tried to be slightly more tactful than saying 'lol no' but he chimped out and told her to block him while doing standard Nice Guy whining. Later on he appeared on Facebook essentially saying 'Pls like this if anyone out there cares about me.'

Somehow its even more pathetic when you actually see it happen IRL.
 
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