Plagued Nice Guys

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He honestly thought that this was what he should say to a woman who presumably knows who he is and can show this evidence of him threatening her to his employer/the police/everyone he knows? By the end of his tantrum, it feels like she's the one who should be threatening to ruin his life unless he leaves her alone from now on!

How does this guy manage to function in daily life, let alone in a workplace?

Hopefully he won't have a workplace to function in after this.

Why not just add them on Facebook? It's so much less creepy to search for somebody on there, and if you have a mutual friend? You can pretend Facebook was the one who suggested you add her.

I don't understand how these guys can think it's a good idea to violate somebody's privacy like that. I'm thinking they must get off on it in the same way a flasher gets off on exposing himself.
 
Wow that is one sad exchange. How can they not see how pathetic they make themselves look?

I want to accuse it of being fake because of how over the top it is. But deep down I know that no matter how pathetic something sounds, odds are it really happened and that someone somewhere is stooping even lower.
 
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Truer words have never been spoken, mylifeisashambles. The part which stands out to me is when they have a conversation over the phone while he's hunting for her in the dorm building. That's right out of Clock Tower or a Lifetime movie titled Dangerous Obsessions or something.
Holy shit, this guy.
":c If I could just talk to her for a minute, she would love me."
Man, if you talked to her for months already and she didn't lust for your balls, what could possibly change her mind? :story:. He thinks he can negotiate her into wanting him. That's not how any of this works.
 
In what world does one ever have the poor cashiers at the mall hang all over you, literally physically? I have never, ever, ever, EVER encountered that. Ever.

It's actually a real thing, but it's not (quite) as creepy as the comic makes it out to be. It's basically "The Girlfriend Experience: Shopping Only Edition" and is a chance for people with more money than taste to buy themselves a season worth of fashion sense. A reasonably attractive and vetted trendy person gently nudges them away from making bad (and/or cheap) purchases. It's not really something that's going to happen to an unprepared shopper heading to the county mall or anything, but it is real.

The comic does nothing but show how bad Nice Guys are at reading situations. It's not anything other than a specific type of business transaction. No company would want it to turn into a prostitution scandal, if nothing else it would make nervous types shy away from the service so they don't get mistaken for perverts, so it's not going to involve such flirty behavior. That's just more Nice Guy "me and the girl at McDonalds are getting married cause she smiled at me when she gave me my food" behavior.

Hitting on someone while they're working is almost always a bad idea, but it's twice as dodgy when they're being paid extra to be extra nice to you.
 
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He honestly thought that this was what he should say to a woman who presumably knows who he is and can show this evidence of him threatening her to his employer/the police/everyone he knows? By the end of his tantrum, it feels like she's the one who should be threatening to ruin his life unless he leaves her alone from now on!

How does this guy manage to function in daily life, let alone in a workplace?

This loser: *gets her number in a really sketchy way, lies about it to her, harasses her, throws racial slurs at her and her boyfriend, insults her, slut-shames her, says he knows where she lives, claims to have photos of her naked and performing sex acts, later implies that he photoshopped them (really think about that for a minute), threatens to send them to her family and to ruin her life*

Also this loser: "I'M A NICE GUY I SWEAR"
 
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It's actually a real thing, but it's not (quite) as creepy as the comic makes it out to be. It's basically "The Girlfriend Experience: Shopping Only Edition" and is a chance for people with more money than taste to buy themselves a season worth of fashion sense. A reasonably attractive and vetted trendy person gently nudges them away from making bad (and/or cheap) purchases. It's not really something that's going to happen to an unprepared shopper heading to the county mall or anything, but it is real.
They're called personal shoppers. I think most upscale department stores and some of the mid-tier ones have them.
 
I think people tend to forget that his big subversive plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament ended with him getting hung, drawn and quartered with nothing accomplished.

My favorite part about those euphoric jackasses is that a lot of them are Atheists and Guy Fawkes was basically a religious terrorist and extremist.

What happened to men?

I feel like all of the batshit degeneracy of today can somewhat be attributed to the internet.

When you find a platform to broadcast your lunacy to and find like minded morons to listen, I feel like people then feel more justified and emboldened to do stupid shit like screech about "manspreading" or stalk women because "nice guys finish last".

Instead of just snapping and killing people like in the good ol' days.
 
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And quite a lot of other people ive known and read about online.
But it's ok, not everybody has the same life experience or the same outlook on things.
Fine, I'll humour you then; there is a much bigger difference between a female friend and a girlfriend besides just fucking, emotional and physical closeness being the two most obvious examples. To say otherwise is clearly indicating you've never been in a serious relationship. Also, I don't know about your personal experiences, but as far as I know, on planet Earth there are in fact plenty men out there who aren't interested in fucking their female friends. You can just value their friendship too much, you could be gay, she could be ugly, and women are, in fact, sexual beings that actually do like having sex. There are plenty of women who engage in casual hook-ups or fuck with their male friends. Women are certainly not very outspoken about how much they love the bone zone, but we wouldn't have billions of humans around if they didn't.

Source: wouldn't you like to know.
 
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What these losers seem to not understand is that some relationships just start from a great friendship. Besides, even if you don't get a relationship, you get a good friend. A good friend can also present you to others a "good catch" (which again, means more friendships and more chances of relationships or job opportunities) . So the question is: Do you really lose anything by just having a friendship and then whatever happens, happens? Is not the end of the world if you don't end with "The One" (the crush you have until another comes and replaces it).

Or maybe I live in a different place and had different experiences.
"Oh you think differently than me? You dont know women!!!"

This is why this thread is always gonna have the "Plagued" Status.
 
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Or maybe I live in a different place and had different experiences.

The Friendzone is not a real place.

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He honestly thought that this was what he should say to a woman who presumably knows who he is and can show this evidence of him threatening her to his employer/the police/everyone he knows? By the end of his tantrum, it feels like she's the one who should be threatening to ruin his life unless he leaves her alone from now on!

How does this guy manage to function in daily life, let alone in a workplace?

Calling fake on that.
 
women are, in fact, sexual beings that actually do like having sex. There are plenty of women who engage in casual hook-ups or fuck with their male friends. Women are certainly outspoken about how much they love the bone zone, but we wouldn't have billions of humans around if they didn't.
This idea that women don't like or want sex is just baffling to me. I have to wonder if a big part of it isn't self-hatred on the part of the nice guys who espouse this noble "I'm not here just to fuck you I'll treat you like a pure princess" schtick. Is it because they're so bombarded by the SJWs who scream about all sex being rape that they start to buy it? Is it because every sitcom from the 90s taught us that the ugly husband is always nagging the annoyed hot wife for sex and can never find her g-spot? Does it all just come from poor body image that translates into bad self-worth? Or maybe it really is that these guys know they haven't put work into having attractive personalities but perversely believe playing the perma-victim is more economical? I don't have all the answers, I'm still working on my psychology degree at armchair university, but it's just baffling to me.
 
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