Plagued Nice Guys

Rabbit without a hat said:
Pity is not attractive. Throwing a random woe is me nice guy pity parts in a girl's text messages won't "solve," anything.
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Actually it can in some cases. If the girl was on the fence about the Nice Guy, the pity party text storm will remove all doubt in her mind that he's someone to be avoided in the plague. It solves the problem of her deciding if she should avoid him or not rather decisively. Doesn't solve his problems, which is what I'm sure you meant, but it solves hers. Which was quite considerate of him to make the choice so easy for her. Guess he really is nice after all!
 
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Before & After
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Oh yes... nice guys. The self-proclaimed ubermensch of relationships, creatures so superior in their devotion and chivalry that they need to rub that on your face every single chance they have. I honestly like to see their meltdowns, as their ego doesn't let them realize their mistakes.

Nice guys never dated anyone. Their views of relationships consist of being in absolute control of everything because they do common gestures of politeness and expect total submission of their "princesses". The best part is when they go all around with that "inner beauty" speech and yet still they only want to date gorgeous supermodels.

When a Nice Guy turns into whatever image he had from "those damn abusive jocks" you know the cycle is complete. Image projection is one hell of a karmic retribution.
 
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Another failed attempt at negging.
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Screwing himself out of a potential conversation with a woman over a question mark.
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The distilled essence of every interaction a Nice Guy has with or near an attractive woman.
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When the desperation does the talking.
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He waited seven months to say this. Apparently Nice Guy egos never heal their bruises.
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So much cringe, it's physically painful.
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Viridian said:
He waited seven months to say this. Apparently Nice Guy egos never heal their bruises.
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I love how he feels the need to tell her he took seven months to move from the absolute nothing they he has had in that lone message she never answered, implying he spent those months struggling over a relationship that never existed.
So much cringe, it's physically painful.
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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm already thinking about fucking you, I am not a creep, don't block me maybe
 
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Mr Nice Guy presumes a lot, wouldn't you say? If he and his milady fair were the close chums he claims they are, there'd have been no need for somebody else to give him her number. She'd have shared it with him herself.

Oh and hopefully she had a few choice words for the person who gave out her number without asking if it was okay to do so. Being cavalier with another person's contact info like that is so not cool.
 
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