Plagued Nice Guys

[DrJonesHat]

The one where the bf died is lucky this took place online and not in a bar. Because at best he would gotten a drink thrown in his face and at worst the guy's brother would have punched him in the face, and possibly the gf would have as well. And he'd deserve both.

 

[The Valeyard]

Spoiler: The rest of the conversation

 

[Eshettar]

And then he went and lay down in his dark lonely bedroom.

 

[Derp Potato]

Oh god the cringe (totally thinking out loud).

That chick is gonna end up dead.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The roleplaying is always terrible, but when they specifically do the *prepares self for rejection, hope she felt a connection too* bit is especially bad. Because even before a single conversation with the object of their desire has concluded, they are already establishing that they want to the girl to coddle them and rescue them from their own feelings of insecurity and victimhood.

 

[Monika H.]

The only red pill this people need to take

 

[Eshettar]

Now I'm no art critic but here is a picture that paints a thousand words. And none of them leave a wholesome taste in my mouth.

Just change the word 'respect' to 'cum' and the word 'woman' to 'bitch'...and as Chef Franc would say, voila! What we have here is a transparently clear portrayal of what these supposedly sweet and thoughtful gentlemen think of women and what their intentions towards them truly are.

 

[Nekromantik]

That'd be pretty cringey and standard Nice Guy material if the not for the fact that her boyfriend just died and this asshole is trying to cash on it.
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Listen, I'll treat you right. I won't die on you like that fucking Chad!
Christ all mighty, that guy's really special.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

The only red pill this people need to take
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[8777BB5]

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I don't know about the rest of you but I never thought I'd live to see the day Squidward was held up as the ideal man. You know, the balding old misery guts who works at the local burger joint and thinks he's an undiscovered musical genius when in reality he can't play the clarinet to save his own life. Truly we have the Greek god of masculinity on our hands here...or perhaps I should say our tentacles.

The funny thing is Squidward actually has banged two women: One named Squillvia and another unnamed chick who he took out to makeout reef for some good times (read Tentacle Hentai) So it's very amusing they'd use him when he's two to their zero

 

[trashbat]

Seriously, bragging about how large you cartoon porn is will have the ladies come running. That sure shows them.

similarly to how collectibles are ersatz hunting trophies, this indicates to potential mates that the male can gather resources

130 gb across 6 harddrives? What is this? 2004?

redundancy

 

[Eshettar]

Look!

Sitting at one of the tables outside that cafe over there!

Is it some mean-spirited old harpy giving one of the poor college students who works there to pay their tuition a hard time because her coupon expired a few days ago?

No! It's the hero we've all deserved since time began and the hero we need now more than ever before!

Nice Guys would do wisely to tremble when they hear her name! For on this day, a new champion of truth and justice has joined the pantheon of glorious superheroes and she ain't afraid to take out the trash! But don't take my word for it, true believers!

 

[SpaceRanger]

Before & After
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Poems
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That ice cream is cursed, most likely with the soul of a rejected nice guy.

Consuming it gives you the powers of virginity.

 

[FightenGnome]

These guys really need to start hanging out on manosphere/MGTOW circles instead of harassing girls. I'm sure the farms has a thread for these guys, but pretending not to be a pathetic, obsessive pussy hound is the first step to actually not be a pathetic, obsessive pussy hound.

Has anyone ever seen an Alpha male freak out at a woman over an ignored text? Steal her phone number from a restaurant and beg her to go out with him? Ever pretending he's writing a script when messaging a girl?

At least if they were off doing there own thing, eventually a girl may show interest in them and they can seize upon the opportunity. These guys need to stop watching so much anime.

 

[Monika H.]

I always get abused

How can you not get over such a traumatic experience! You are making me uncomfortable!! :-(

Niiiice.

 

[ES 148]

Any use of that middle-finger meme is done by a boomer, no exceptions

 

[Eshettar]

If only.

Malfunctioning androids can be salvaged through rigorous reprogramming but alas and alack, society tends to frown on any attempt to pry open the skull of an actual human being and tinker with the source of their misguided thoughts about how women should be approached. But despair not, my compatriots. Someday they'll reform that crazy law and the world will become a much better place for it.

Yes. Someday.

 

[FightenGnome]

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I bet that OkCupid account pulls in mad pussy.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Niiiice

I love the way that, in obscuring the name of the last commenter to that Facebook post with the middle finger, the person who obscured it was able to create a big red F.

 

[The Valeyard]