Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 71 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.4%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    663
I think Gary seriously needs to be careful though.
I agree that there's potential for embarrassment here, but I don't know that there's that much danger. There's only a loose affiliation between FNT and Chrissie. If things got really bad, they could part ways with her.
I just cannot think of any good reason to do this. If you're just going to sit there and let this guy, while knowing everything out there (I refuse to believe she doesn't know anything at all), spew all this crap on your show, and let it be known to everyone paying attention to Nick that you will sweep for him, what good does one think could possibly come from it? What are you going to get for this? Seems to me all you got a quite the blow to your reputation, not that you had a great one to begin with.
Like I said before, she's doesn't seem to be very aware at times. It could be that she's still bamboozled by this guy she thought was her friend the way so many of Nick's other "friends" couldn't figure out that he was playing them. But my guess is that this comes down to her personal friendships with Keanu and April. What pressure does Chrissie feel to defend Nick because her friends are on his side and now the expectation is that she has to prove her loyalty to them by coming to Nick's defense?

Again, I don't know if she's clueless or if she knows Nick is guilty. Maybe she's convinced herself that he has to be innocent? Rationalizing the situation, because the alternative is that she'd have to take sides against her friends which could jeopardize their friendship?

Either way, it's bogus. Anybody who wants to excuse or explain away what Nick, Kayla, and April have done to the kids for the sake of friendship or anything else is amoral. It's a very Hollywood comedian type of thing to do.
 
Nick said in his stream with Chrissie today that Kayla was at the tattoo festival and that, yes, she got a tattoo as well. Want to see what it was?

Here is an Instagram reel posted three days ago from tattoo artist @ari_elise_tattoos (of whom Nick is a recent follower) on Instagram. (You may recognize her from April's tattoo artist's post.)



One of the tattoos featured is a bit unique. It's some type of dream catcher design with some jewels hanging from it. Hold on... doesn't the green-looking tattoo on this lady's freshly pedicured right foot look familiar?

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IMG_7778.jpgScreenshot 2024-07-27 at 6.28.41 PM.pngIMG_1745.jpegElriHrVWkAAQkxv.jpeg There's another picture somewhere deep in the thread of Kayla sitting on a chair with her foot and tattoo right in view. Maybe sitting in Nick's studio? I really tried to find it.

Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels. One for each child, maybe? Three necklaces and two chains, representing three girls and two boys? Is she really adopting the old white-trash tactic of getting a tattoo in honor of your kids as a way to get them back?!

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You can see a clear picture of her tattoo in another post, where the tattoo artist is advertising her work for another event.

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We know the intrepid Qover attended the tattoo festival across at least two days, so even though the person in this picture is wearing jeans, it could still be Kayla.

Also points towards it being Kayla, Nick followed the artist and liked this instagram reel (as you can see in the recording). Jay, the tattoo artist who did Nick's snake tattoo and also appears in the video, also liked and commented.

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Bonus content: April wearing Kayla's white top, from the front this time. To everyone who doubted, told you so.

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How are these nutty pleas even possible?
Because the Supreme Court said so.

As Justice Robert Jackson once said, mocking the infallibility of the Court: "We are not final because we are infallible, but we are infallible only because we are final." Get it? Even a Supreme Court Justice recognized the idiocy of Supreme Court infallibility. Every other court in the country is obligated to follow Supreme Court precedents that could change instantly if a retard like Kamala Harris or a scamming con artist like Donald Trump gets to appoint another retard who swings the vote.
Wait, he admitted to the piles of clothes existing now?
Yet another good moment for Nick the retard. Admit to something the cops put in the search warrant. Isn't this retard supposedly trying to challenge it? Instead he admits to a major part of it, in public?

Remember that thing lawyers say about not talking to the cops? Maybe this is a new thing that boomer-tier morons don't get, but admitting to that shit IN PUBLIC on a LIVESTREAM that the COPS ARE RECORDING because they already mentioned watching your streams IN THE SEARCH WARRANT AFFIDAVIT isn't a good idea.

If you stream, and the cops have already mentioned your stream content, in the very SEARCH WARRANT AFFIDAVIT that got your shit tossed, you are basically talking to the cops every time you go live.

"I may have had the right to remain silent, but I lacked the ability. . ."
 
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Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels. One for each child, maybe? Three necklaces and two chains, representing three girls and two boys? Is she really adopting the old white-trash tactic of getting a tattoo in honor of your kids as a way to get them back?!
First the butterfly tattoo and now this jewel tattoo. It's a lot easier to get a tattoo showing off how precious your kids are instead of treating them like they are precious. She thinks of them like accessories rather than children. This vapid cunt is perfect for balldo boy.
 
First the butterfly tattoo and now this jewel tattoo. It's a lot easier to get a tattoo showing off how precious your kids are instead of treating them like they are precious. She thinks of them like accessories rather than children. This vapid cunt is perfect for balldo boy.
She just needs one of those and the similarly dumb car stickers and I believe we might have a white trash bingo.
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Tidbits from the interview with Chrissie Mayr today that I haven't seen posted yet, not in any order

Rekieta discusses DQ Chill & Grill sighting

Rekieta talked about being started at while in his local community. He later was pressed about his favorite order at the DQ Chill & Grill.

Nick recognized that this was a reference to Aaron Imholte bringing up that he had been informed by a fan that had witnessed Nick and Aaron's ex-wife April at the DQ Chill & Grill in Spicer. He had earlier been spotted by a STMS fan at the Zorbaz across the street. This would appear to imply that a) Nick has been watching Aaron, b) Nick has been reading Kiwi Farms, or c) Nick has been watching Kino Casino or similar streams which cover Rekieta news.

Nick did not deny Aaron Imholte's claims that of he and April were at the DQ Chill & Grill.

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Context below (video in quoted post)

Aaron read out another email from a fan from the Spicer area with an alleged Nick & April sighting. He says this came from a different person.
Fan of Steel Toe Morning Show said:
"Hi Aaron,

I hope you're doing well. As a local and longtime fan I wanted to share something I witnessed last night. I saw Nick and April at the DQ Grill and Chill in Spicer last night and it looked like they were enjoying burgers and Blizzards together. No sign of Nick's wife.

I thought you might want to be aware of this."

Rekieta's new claim: being around drugs being smoked may cause a hair follicle test to be positive

Nick mentions that exposure to smoked drugs can cause a hair follicle test to be positive even if the person was not smoking themselves.

This appears to be an odd statement, since it was not generally suspected that he was consuming his drug of choice through any method except up his nose.

Was Nick smoking crack?



The only streamer Rekieta is watching about his case: Robert Barnes

(No comment needed, Nick is cooked)



Rekieta discusses Kiwi Farms account @MNPublicRecords

Nick was asked about @MNPublicRecords and called it "very interesting Kiwi Farms account" and insists that despite the username the account is posting private documents, but he did not address what he is talking about.



Nick's snake tattoo

Nick showed off part of his filled-in snake tattoo, presumably the heat allergy sufferer will return to the hot tub soon to show the rest off

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"I don't know how that test result came to be."
Because it's accurate. Nick should eat shit.

"April lives really close by, we hang out a lot, we're still friends"
Yeah, REALLY close by, and REALLY friendly. Nick should eat shit.

Discovery conference in Quest case in a few days, 'a fun money sink"
Only because Nick wants it to be. Nick should eat shit.

"People believe there is some sort of mistress thing going on... we're all friend, like... Kayla and I are married and April is our friend"
Bull fucking shit.

Nick can eat shit.

No one's asked him to go to rehab at all.
Lie. Eric July even offered to pay for it following news of Nick's arrest. His tweet is archived on the Farms. Not that he probably needs the financial help, unlike far less fortunate people, but that is July telling him to get his ass to rehab. July probably wasn't the only one that told him to go to rehab.

Eat shit.

"Possession crimes require the intent to possess the drug"
Oh, JFC. He's really gonna claim he had no idea there was 26 grams of coke in his master bedroom, isn't he?

He needs to eat shit.

"The details of my agreement with Rumble are not public"
Because there is none. He's a lying sack of shit. His contract was not renewed. He acted all smug at the Farms over that and, sure enough, he didn't get a renewal.

What else? Oh yeah, he should eat shit.


EDIT: To clarify I'm not telling @DuranceVile or @daffodils to eat shit.
 
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He's flat out lying. Lying to you face.
He's framing it as if the state comes to him with a release. When in fact, he brings the release to the state. Null sent him the release to sign. He's pretending the state needs to bring it to him.

I'd bet dollars to donuts he's also playing "I don't have the bodycam footage" card when he could just as truthfully say "my lawyer has the body cam footage and it destroys our defense." The state sends all evidence to his attorney. Nothing to him. Kayla may have received it directly though.
 
Ooh, it appears there was a trial/hearing july 23-26. Ended yesterday. Nick seems to think his kids are coming home soon. It wasn't immediate so if he's correct, it's conditional.

Nick isn't going to blame anyone else. His whole stick is to throw it that there all these alternative theories and it's the states job to prove it was his, not his job to find the REAL criminal. He's about to learn out what "reasonable" means.
Yes, and that was when it was scheduled in the previous CHIPS hearing (ERC omnibus). It'll take time for the documents to percolate through the court system, though. A decision by the court is expected within 15 days (which rolls to Monday August 12th).

Just to clarify on that, the CHIPS trial was postponed in the notice previously posted here:


The timing selected is interesting as the CHIPS trial and April's arraignment will both be exactly a week after the omnibus hearing on whether the warrant gets thrown out, likely for efficiency's sake since a decision in favor of the Rekietas there would make April's later hearing moot and would make some (but not all) issues in the later CHIPS trial moot. There probably won't be much going on until then.

Interestingly, it appears slaying DWI tests doesn't pay all the bills, as after some years doing lab testing, he abruptly shifted to...content creation! Which is apparently his main gig, having added the consultancy later.

This is irrelevant but amusing (from his blog), given current day: extolling Mr. Beast.

Also from his blog: "I write books, a blog, and produce a podcast about entrepreneurship, health, fitness, nutrition, philosophy, stoicism, existentialism, and self-improvement."

On FB, he says, "9 months ago, I changed industries completely. went from being a forensic scientist working in a government lab to doing content for a B2B Saas media company. I used the @hackingcareers method to level up. Here's what I did."

Why are Millennial men like this?

Any chance someone here's enough of a glutton for punishment to subscribe to his podcast for any cringe clips worth archiving? We may have stumbled on a bonus lolcow here and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...
 
When Nick looked like he was jerking off on stream he was pressing a wound on his leg so the pain response would keep him awake
Why doesn't he just say he was trying to make a DSP joke and it came out wrong? I was pretty convinced from the beginning that was what happened, but his dumbshit and unbelievable excuses make me wonder if he really was up to something weird.
 
Rekieta's new claim: being around drugs being smoked may cause a hair follicle test to be positive

Nick mentions that exposure to smoked drugs can cause a hair follicle test to be positive even if the person was not smoking themselves.
Lol - that'll save Nick.

"Nah, nah, nah, judge, my homie, my kids weren't doing drugs. See, we waz blazin' up around dem kids, and they waz breathing in all dem fumes 'n shiit. Ya dig? So, like, no harm, no foul, aiiighht?"
 
Gives opinion on @MNPublicRecords : "Very interesting Kiwifarms account... seems to have access to documents before anybody knows they're around... some of them are public and some of them aren't"
Damn, Nick is the total trust fund kid package. Fancy lawyer like Crackets should know that all someone has to do is go to the courthouse. It's public record. Us common folk got told that by some attorney on Lawtube. Clean cut, pretty strait-laced guy. Remember him? Said how a open courthouse was one of the strengths of the legal system or some Tony Robbins shit along those lines.
 
Can't talk about the claims of Aaron Imholte.
the claims of Aaron are the only ones you should be able to talk about you retard. if what he said aren't true there's literally no downside to saying "Aaron is a fucking liar, and the fact that he's going around saying he creampied my wife is disgusting"

does this coke head know that refusing to even say that just makes it painfully obvious that everything Aaron said is true?
 
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