💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

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Maybe this was the house where the shower calls are made, it has a comfortable shower-chair and you will forever be accompanied by those hiroshima nuclear shadows during those tense minutes your BFF from Serbia doesn't reply back.

How can you have  THIS level of iron in your water? Does he not have a water softener? They do work! And a house filter too if needed I suppose. And what kind of white trash realtor would let this picture through to the listing on zillow? Do the local grocery stores or Home Depot not sell iron out or barkeepers friend or the like? Most importantly, is there simply no thought process going on over there that goes "huh, my shower is deep orange. I should investigate what it is and clean it/get my maid to clean it"?

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Fuck it. I'll see if I can make the court date too.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm lowkey kind of mad, 450k would barely get you a tiny 2-bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood where I live (Amsterdam).

Count yourself lucky you aren't in London. That wouldn't buy you one bedroom in a nigger ridden shithole

But Nick's family is rich. So why sell the house?

Rich or not, they aren't going to be footing the bill to support his mistress in a $450,000 house adjoining the marital home. Whether Kayla's had a word, the in-laws have said something, or they just think it's kind of cuntish and is part of the bollocks that's landed him in front of the beak, I think they're showing him a bit of tough love for the first time in his live.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I think we should rehouse Christine there and let Nick live out his Waco fantasy with everyone compelled to destruction by the Sonichu daemon.

Those Touched By The Medallion Must Reunite.

The Merge Draws Near.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Even the lot looks like a balldo with the balls sticking out on the side.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Gary with a fucked up 'r'? First letter looks like the circle of the G is melding with the "N" of Nick up above.

Jamy?

April's pussy is apparently so stinky she needs pH balanced Summer's Eve "intimate wash."

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Bottle's halfway gone, too.

The worst part of Summer's Eve is that it doesn't work any better than garden variety sensitive skin soap. She'd be better off using apple cider vinegar on a washrag if she's got that bread thing.

A lot of ladies think that they'll spontaneously develop a stench if they don't use the super special cooter soap, and others start using it after their first encounter with that bread thing, believing that it will keep the infestation from coming back (it won't). Summer's Eve is a ripoff, try to talk the ladies you love out of buying it.

 

[Jungle Strike]

This was supposed to be Nick's big "win" day where he showed all the ignorant farmers the truth of his case and they were to defeated by his geometric logic.

Yet tonight, Nick is dealing with:

- Looking like a broke idiot for having to sell a house to raise money.
- Having his whore's limited (and sad) personal effects paraded in front of the whole world on real estate sites.
- And worst of all, nobody has heard anything from Ethan Ralph for 13 or 14 hours. He is missing and last known to be in Tijuana. The Pig was Nick's special weapon prepared in secret for the hearing. Where is he? Missing Pig!

Time to hit the bottle and do a couple lines Nick. Then do a stream and tell us how wrong we all are.

The Jalisco New Generation are doing fat transplants now...from our pig, to Ukranian models asses...the horror...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It's basically a barbie dream mansion.

This is too good to not post with your quote:

 

[miyuki]

The house he is selling looks like a crackhouse before it got run down.
I am 100% sure the house will get taken over by squatters

 

[Burd Turglar]

If you mean grinding up cocaine rocks and cutting it into lines or burning it to sniff the smokes, yeah. They're probably experts.

My brother in Christ, you need to cook coke into crack.

 

[PhoBingas]

Very odd timing.

Either money is tight or there's trouble in the thruple.

Or maybe both

But Nick's family is rich. So why sell the house?

Sell it before it gets pinched up by the state? The amount of nose candy Rackets had, possession with intent to distribute isn't off the table.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The idea of having 3,000 copies of a single key made makes my happy.

The Kiwi timeshare. Imagine this dude living next to constantly revolving vacationing alogs

I fully endorse the KiwiBnB, provided that there are diverse cheeses to sample. Also you're in hardiness zone 4b, which is perfectly suitable for huckleberries and yes, kiwis

If we all took a day, then we would get our slot just about once every 8.21 years...

I don't own a rich people shower, are they supposed to look like someone was murdered in them?
Seriously what is all that shit?

Iron in the water. Nick has complained about having to clean his hot tub filters.

The Redfin listing says it was used as a daycare before; which would explain the weird layout. But with the shower chair and what-not, I wouldn't be surprised if some immobile member of the Rekieta clan stayed there once upon a time.
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Didn't Kayla's parents use to live there?

I thought it was some sort of in laws brother/sister later kicked out off memory. Parents wouldnt be that old unless they had medical conditions. It's all clearly wheelchair bound people. I knew a friend who inherited a similar farmhouse type from their grandparents who were in their 80s after their death. I'll admit I dont know enough about Kayla's family so I cant say.

and this is the 2nd home that they weren't even living in full time and didn't have a bunch of kids living in it.

that bodycam footage must look like an episode of hoarders.

I wonder if the 'day care' was before the family friends who were living in there for basically no rent for years ran the day care as a side business or if that pre-dated Nick and Kayla's purchase...

Nick mentioned several times in 2019-2021 how he wanted to sell it, but felt bad kicking out the people living there. It was supposed to be a temporary 'get back on your feet' situation that dragged out over years...

Do Catholic churches call it a rectory, too? I thought that was a purely Episcopalian term (and priests in the EC are, formally, rectors, though depending on flavor/background will accept priest and pastor as well. Epis Church is best church, just muddled ).

Some do. Depends on the size, the number of occupants, and the locale. It is mostly a matter of local taste than hard rule.

The biggest problem with this house, aesthetically speaking, is that it's just a fucking garage in front. Some misguided idea of privacy, maybe, even though it's a 7.8 acre lot. Terrible. Just terrible.

For the big American lorries to pull in?

Law school is 3 years.

Nick mentioned he did it a bit faster. I was summing his 5 years of uni plus partial semester for engineering and his 2+ years of law school to get 8 years. I cannot tally to 10 no matter how I try. I was curious if the original quoted post had some source for schooling I missed.

Unless he is counting the 2 years of cuck college...

 

[DemsBNutz]

I fully endorse the KiwiBnB, provided that there are diverse cheeses to sample. Also you're in hardiness zone 4b, which is perfectly suitable for huckleberries and yes, kiwis

Would be a great grift as part of the Welcome package... Have the neighbor bring over a snack tray.. With a note saying don't like snack trays? Your neighbor loves them.. Let the benny hill music roll..

 

[repentance]

How can you have  THIS level of iron in your water? Does he not have a water softener? They do work! And a house filter too if needed I suppose. And what kind of white trash realtor would let this picture through to the listing on zillow? Do the local grocery stores or Home Depot not sell iron out or barkeepers friend or the like? Most importantly, is there simply no thought process going on over there that goes "huh, my shower is deep orange. I should investigate what it is and clean it/get my maid to clean it"?

From what I've seen many zillow listings are low effort.

 

[HackerX]

>Am a wee little Gen Alpha
>Be church friends with the Rekieta kids
>Find out about papa and mama Rekieta
>Send the Rekieta kids this relentlessly

 

[Haramburger]

I'm lowkey kind of mad, 450k would barely get you a tiny 2-bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood where I live (Amsterdam). You Americans have got it so good when it comes to property prices.

If you're in the flyover states, you can no lie buy homes for 4 digits sometimes. Seriously, under $10,000. It's not super common, but the option is there.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

For the big American lorries to pull in?

No, retard design or to show off. Insane pickup and SUV sizes are really only a recent (2010+) thing since every suburban dude has one due to CAFE (Environmental regs) standards.
7' beds on pickups were a thing until CAFE and every suburbanite wanted brodozers (Anglo English: Wankpanzer) recently for the once in a year trips. Up until the early 00s trucks had that as a selling point.

In re: Iron buildup. That means the water iron removal system is not functioning properly (or his pipes are old as fuck and there's no such system). You can get it off easily by soaking in acid (usually vinegar).

 

[hamsteak]

I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

Unless the state is doing something really fucked. Yes, you lose them after you've heard tou don't have to to talk and do it anyway.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Null could use the litigation fund to do something really fucking funny, I'm just saying.

 

[Glowie]

Does it come with hidden cocaine stash? Is it in the kids room?