💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

[macrodegenerate]

How can you have  THIS level of iron in your water? Does he not have a water softener? They do work! And a house filter too if needed I suppose. And what kind of white trash realtor would let this picture through to the listing on zillow? Do the local grocery stores or Home Depot not sell iron out or barkeepers friend or the like? Most importantly, is there simply no thought process going on over there that goes "huh, my shower is deep orange. I should investigate what it is and clean it/get my maid to clean it"?

I'm fairly certain citric acid or acidic cleaner would make short work of that. The only issue is that you would need to get in there with a brush or scrubber after.

Edit: Perhaps Oxalic acid.

 

[Path Wanderer]

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Josh should have ended his text with "enjoy prison" btw

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I'll load up hammer and try to make a cs:go map of the house, then we can just recreate the bodycam footage.

Would be pretty hilarious as a Rats type map. Not AS big as the usual size (I think it's classically closer to doll house 1/12 scale), but slightly smaller so the player is closer to Barbie 1/6 scale.

 

[Captain Manning]

TL;DW for Sean's stream:

White's motion is utter dogshit. Warrant argument is crap. Gun argument is crap. Suppression of April's statements might have legs (the only part of this asswipe of a motion that might). Sean found it interesting that her exact statements made after being mirandized aren't included the motion. As if they are REALLY bad for Nick, and plays into why he doesn't want the bodycam footage getting out.

There was also much mirth about Nick deleting the cokestream off YouTube and Rumble. Sean thinks the judge might draw a negative inference from that.

Parts about Aaron were dumb, mostly irrelevant, and likely Nick jerking himself off.

Motion to invalidate the warrant will likely be denied. Nick is scared.

It was actually very close to @Sheryl Nome's opinions expressed in this thread earlier. They might enjoy watching it.

On that last point, somewhat serendipitously, near the end, he also said he would build a Macross Valkyrie model if somebody sent him one (for those that aren't familiar, Sheryl Nome is a Macross character).

EDIT TO ADD: Sean also found it highly amusing that NONE of the case law that Barnes bloviated about with Viva is in the motion. Gee, wonder why.

At this rate, we are going to be over 7000 by Christmas.

We'll hit 7000 long before then, most likely. Suffah Xenforo.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

fuck the bodycam footage, Josh I found not just your new house but the new headquarters for the farms!

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Can we start a gofundme for the official kiwi farms safe house?

I thought we settled on Goebbel's old villa in Berlin.

 

[ChromaQuack]

On that last point, somewhat serendipitously, near the end, he also said he would build a Macross Valkyrie model if somebody sent him one (for those that aren't familiar, Sheryl Nome is a Macross character).

He's messing with forces he doesn't understand, Ty Beard got a battleship Yamato kit gift and look how that turned out for him.

He's going to have to buy that kit himself, I'm sure he can afford $95.

 

[JackoVerde]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.

@Null
This is your chance, buy the home and make it kiwifarms headquarters.

 

[TurdThrower]

>Am a wee little Gen Alpha
>Be church friends with the Rekieta kids
>Find out about papa and mama Rekieta
>Send the Rekieta kids this relentlessly

This is the one that I imagined Rackets listening to on the way home the morning he got arrested.

 

[Seafarer]

Another fucking pineapple?!

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Do they give out pineapple-themed items at swinger events? There are too many of them to just be coincidence, especially considering the Rekieta’s connection to what a pineapple apparently symbolizes.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It was actually very close to @Sheryl Nome's opinions expressed in this thread earlier. They might enjoy watching it.

Plot twist Sheryl's actually Shawn's account on the farms.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's messing with forces he doesn't understand, Ty Beard got a battleship Yamato kit gift and look how that turned out for him.

He's going to have to buy that kit himself, I'm sure he can afford $95.

I'm just hoping somebody sends him something cool, like a VF-1S in Skull One colors. That's not too weebish.

If somebody sends him something gay, like Nikki Basara's red VF-19 from Macross 7, that's just sad. And that person sucks.

 

[Sharpeteer]

April's pussy is apparently so stinky

This was the first thing I read when waking up from a nap, so thank you. Who needs to keep their food down when you can just throw it up?

If we all took a day, then we would get our slot just about once every 8.21 years...

Kiwi sleepovers, where we all take turns bothering Nick every single night.

Imagine Nick, now having to deal with Kiwi Farms every single day for the rest of his life. What a punishment.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Do they give out pineapple-themed items at swinger events? There are too many of them to just be coincidence, especially considering the Rekieta’s connection to what a pineapple apparently symbolizes.

Apparently, pineapples became a symbol of swinging because they were originally used as a symbol of hospitality.
Makes sense in a twisted way.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

In other news, April is languishing without a steady supply of cocaine and is instead looking to get her instant gratification needs fulfilled by getting yet another tattoo.

The awkward waterfowl you see here is the common loon, the state bird of Minnesota. Insert joke here about how April is a loon herself for getting the most mid state bird ever permanently tattooed on her body.

 

[TurdThrower]

Sean later would raid the stream while they were reviewing Sean's stream, and Aaron saw Sean's read for Stoney's Bar, which was even funnier than seeing Sean do it live.

Edit's done, with timestamps on the clips.

2:27:40 on that stream we get "My sweety pumpkin still misses me, in places deep down that he doesn't get touched in anymore." That sounds like some homosexual sex right there.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If we all took a day, then we would get our slot just about once every 8.21 years...

No way, Kiwi meetup slumber parties everyday of the year!

Some do. Depends on the size, the number of occupants, and the locale. It is mostly a matter of local taste than hard rule.

Huh. Who knew Cath churches were so CofE?

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/rectory

(yes, I know it's a Latin-originated word and was Roman and predates the Anglican church.... I'm playing...bc I really have most known the term as a CofE/Epis thing)

For the big American lorries to pull in?

If lorry also applies to jacked up F150s, I guess. But that there is an aesthetic disaster, whether presenting for an overpriced Navigator or snowbank-wrecked Mustang. (For real, if you have 7.7+ acres to build on
- or even 0.50 acres - there is no excuse for making your (crappy vinyl) garage doors the sum-total of your curb appeal.)

Nick mentioned he did it a bit faster.

Hmm. His LI shows his years at Wm Mitchell (now Mitchell Hamline) as 2011-2015, which means at least 3.5 years, if not more.

Perhaps he did the PT/night program faster than typical.
(Note: the below/link is current date; I might at one point have searched up the 2011 offerings but not going to now...but a typical PT program would be more than the FT 3 years):

Part-time options​

Part time, in person​

Part-time students can choose from day and evening weekday classes. Most part-time students complete the degree in four years.

• Part-time

https://mitchellhamline.edu/academics/j-d-enrollment-options/

https://mitchellhamline.edu/academics/j-d-enrollment-options/part-time/

 

[PhoBingas]

This is industrial grade prescription strength copium you're seeing now. Potent stuff.

This is beyond Copium, we're dealing with pure, uncut copentanil, manufactured in the hills of Guangzhou. Just one grain could kill 3 dozen seasoned a-logs.

 

[Moral plague]

What the fuck happened in the shower? Shit bomb? Recent fake tan? It looks like somebody's been pissing all over the walls and floor for a year and hasn't bothered to clean it once

 

[JoshPlz]

What kind of hideous building style is that, with the whole house dug into the ground and only little bunker slits for windows?
Looks like someone just called it quits and put a roof on the basement level instead of adding another level. And then the roof doesn't even have skylights.
It's like living in a dark basement in the form of a whole house. One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.