Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
Whether he still sees her or not, he’s still in love with her and refers to their time together as some scared thing.
I strongly disagree on the basis that I don't think Nick is actually capable of love. I've mentioned this before, and not soon after he made that really bizarre comment about "really liking" April and his wife.

The man is a sociopath. Sociopaths don't know what love is. He even said at one point he had fun stealing April from Aaron. She is a fucktoy to him. A object. A thing. Not a human being.

To that end, I believe he would turn on her in a heartbeat if she rejected him, or she became a liability to him.

I could believe that the are completely separated but he continues to defend her because he doesn't want her to get mad at him and start telling stories.
That would be a good secondary possibly, I suppose.
 
I agree that Nick is throwing the former nanny under the bus this long after the fact because he's terrified of what the bodycam footage is going to reveal to the public. And in his Swiss cheese holed brain he thinks if he can somehow blame the messy shithole living conditions they lived in on her negligence, and abruptly leaving them it might lessen the damage.
Not sure how he thinks that’ll work. His place looking like the crackhouse long after the nanny is gone just proves how lazy he is. No worse than lazy. A terrible father because he didn’t even raise his kids to at least have the diligence to clean up after themselves. Without the nanny they had Aaron and his can of spaghettiOs. When they were busted the kids were stinky and starving and completely incapable of knowing how to maintain themselves. Sure maybe the not true story about the nanny giving a kid a sip of alcohol may look bad but Nick Rekieta gave his child cocaine
 
Why does he even bother captioning these with Karen Read shit when all he does is seethe and cope about totally unrelated shit?
Because if he tilted it "Aaron Ate My Goo, Part 458," nobody would fucking watch it.

Believe it or not, there are some sad individuals out there that think he's still a competent trial streamer. That's what I gleaned from looking at his chat. It was mostly Karen Read discussion, peppered with some lame jokes about Kurt's penis.
 
Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation:

OMG It's happening he's actually doubling down! The second lolsuit is practically inevitable at this point.

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To that end, I believe he would turn on her in a heartbeat if she rejected him, or she became a liability to him.
He's afraid of her. She's just like he is. If he tried going scorched earth on her, she has plenty to shoot back with.
OMG It's happening he's actually doubling down! The second lolsuit is practically inevitable at this point.
If this evil faggot got In Broad Daylighted, not a single person would have seen a thing.
 
He's very weasely with his wording

I took it as him alleging she quit before he could fire her (a week after he claims she called him drunk) which is retarded because if she's calling you drunk around your kids and you cared you'd immediately fire her for the kids' safety
Wait - am I totally misremembering? Didn't he start this whole anti-nanny crusade by saying the daughter just recently started telling him stories about the nanny, a year after the original events? Now the story is that he knew at the time and couldn't fire her fast enough?

Whether I'm misremembering that or not, I don't for a second believe the nanny did anything wrong. If she had, then that would have been the first thing Nick would have screamed from the rooftops on his arrest - It's the Nanny's fault! Instead, we're getting these unbelievable stories more than a year later? Nick has shown zero capability to resist seething at those who he perceives have wronged him, and there was no serious nanny seething until now. So, either the nanny did nothing wrong, or whatever the nanny supposedly did matters less to Nick than Eric July calling him a nonpracticing lawyer.

The most charitable way to look at Nick after this story is that he cares about his 8-year-old daughter being dosed with alcohol less than he cares about a snarky comment from an internet black guy.
 
Any idea what this tweet is bitching about now? Who would Nick consider to be among Aaron's "friends" who also have a notorious reputation for publicly releasing April's private messages? Nick would seem to have a monopoly on that so far...

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April would be a far better candidate to try and blame if he's trying to get ahead of the bodycam release. She was there right up to the arrest, even though we know the whole Nanny thing with her was a cover.

Leaving aside the previously discussed explanations that 1) he knows she's "got the nukes" to retaliate with, 2) his defaming her would prompt a need to defend herself that could eviscerate an NDA that has been a godsend for him so far, and/or 3) he still holds deep affection for her (whether unrequited or not) and sees some possible distant future with her to preserve, don't forget that 4) the story wouldn't wash because he would be contradicting himself by leaning into the "new nanny" narrative for the first time.

Correct me if I'm wrong but IIRC that cover only came up in two instances: first at the time of the arrest when Kayla improvidently bolstered the case for charges against April by lying about her being a live-in nanny, and secondly when Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta's sworn testimony referred to Chaney as the previous nanny in a way that everyone read to imply that April must have been the replacement nanny. In contrast, at the time of the arrest Nick committed to the whole other lie that April was just "visiting" and he later crowed to Keanu about how this was an altruistic gesture supposedly responsible for April not having been charged.

Even after April's charges in late July showed that his "just visiting" gambit didn't even work and there was no longer anything for him to gain from trying to take credit for it, did he ever start some retconning about how he considered April a nanny after all? Even though that would have been a great time for him to do so, I don't recall that he ever did, perhaps because he was still supremely confident in his legal analysis that the bodycam footage could never come out anyway, and for him to start now in obvious reaction to news of the impending release would be way too late. Oopsies!
 
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Let me get something clear.

This nanny is irresponsibly becoming drunk while in charge of the children. And you're mad when she quit because . . . she couldn't DRIVE your children around. Getting your kid to Beginner Jazz 1 on schedule is worth putting them in the car with a known, irresponsible drunk. Sure.

Even his lies are stupid.
 
Let me get something clear.

This nanny is irresponsibly becoming drunk while in charge of the children. And you're mad when she quit because . . . she couldn't DRIVE your children around. Getting your kid to Beginner Jazz 1 on schedule is worth putting them in the car with a known, irresponsible drunk. Sure.

Even his lies are stupid.
The only person who is allowed to drive his kids around while drunk is Nick himself.
Parental privilege.
 
Let me get something clear.

This nanny is irresponsibly becoming drunk while in charge of the children. And you're mad when she quit because . . . she couldn't DRIVE your children around. Getting your kid to Beginner Jazz 1 on schedule is worth putting them in the car with a known, irresponsible drunk. Sure.

Even his lies are stupid.
It's funny and weird that Nick is mad at someone else for (alleged by him) giving his kids substances and driving them around inebriated
 
Any idea what this tweet is bitching about now? Who would Nick consider to be among Aaron's "friends" who also have a notorious reputation for publicly releasing April's private messages? Nick would seem to have a monopoly on that so far...

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I would love it if @ItsAaronIgnoreMe started releasing texts. Would be epic battle of the texts. Lmao
 
I would love it if @ItsAaronIgnoreMe started releasing texts. Would be epic battle of the texts. Lmao
Or a great way to violate a court order, because the texts involve Kayla.

It would be a really dumb idea for him to interrupt Nick while he is punching himself in the face.
 
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Why did you let the nanny to continue to be the nanny if you found out she was drunk while watching the kids?​

Ya all just don't understand. They were ultimately safe b/c the seventeen year old was also there. And even though he is sooo sheltered he didn’t know what drugs is, he is like super mature and knows what to do when the babysitter is drunk. DUH! /sneed
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Correct me if I'm wrong but IIRC that cover only came up in two instances: first at the time of the arrest when Kayla improvidently bolstered the case for charges against April by lying about her being a live-in nanny, and secondly when Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta's sworn testimony referred to Chaney as the previous nanny in a way that everyone read to imply that April must have been the replacement nanny.
The nanny thing was a weak cover, and we all know that crackwhore April wasn't really the nanny, but it would not be beyond Nick to claim she really was if he felt it would help mitigate the damage of the bodycam.

Ask yourself this. Which one is less stupid:

1. The house looks like shit because April didn't do her nanny job?
2. The house looks like shit because Chaney didn't do her nanny job?

I mean, they are obviously BOTH stupid, but #2 is much dumber. Nobody can reasonably blame a housekeeper that quit three months previous for the state of the house.

If they're split, I would agree that maybe he's scared of her dropping a nuke. I'd buy he's scared of something worse.

What I don't buy is that, if they split, he feels some altruistic loyalty to her.

This is Nick Rekieta. Claiming Nick wouldn't do anything bad to somebody because of love is nauseating. He's supposed to love his wife. He's suppose to love his 8 year old. Give me a break. Nick loves nobody but himself.
 
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